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Posted:Feb 2, 2013 10:18 am
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Been tidyin out me bedroom cupboard and found loads of half finished stories and frustratingly, stories with a few pages missing and bits of really bad poetry and letters i wrote and never sent and letters i've received and hoarded for more than 40 years which made me teary and smiley at the same time.Anyhoo here's a poem i found what i did done wrote when i was all of 16 (can you tell?lol)
The Storm.
A crystal ping of rain cast from an angry sky begins the beat of Gods Bolero. Trees begin to quiver in bow string tense throbbing, thrumming. The storm is coming
A distant flash lights the horizon. One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven. A quiet rumble. A giants waking yawn. Pitter patter. Angels tears upon a window pane. A puff of wind picks and prods through leaves dappled in liquid life. Humming, strumming. The storm is coming
God's press photographer takes another aerial snap. A picture of His creation. Counting out. One two three four five six seven. Applause! Or is it God calling the waiter? Someone turns the pressure up on Heavens shower head. Drumming, drumming The storm's a-coming
The rat-tat-tat louder. Thrashing wind. Boiling cold rain. Flash! One. Burbling, whistling. Tap tap tap. Two. Crackling, slapping. Tap tap tap Three. BOOM!!! Crash the big base drum. Crescendo, cymbals. The whole sweating mass of orchestra Blowing, hitting, kicking. Filling every sense. No bystanders innocent or otherwise. We all provide accompaniment. FLASH! one. CRACK. Rain and wind. Life. Battering the doors, the windows. Insistant, demanding. People warm and fearless inside their walls cut off from all creation. This is not the way God planned it. Surely he hoped at least we'd participate.
Dazzling light. One two three. God is shouting at us. Wake up!!! Wake up. Pounding rain cleaning washes away impurity. Cleaning up a sad few of man's pollutions. Dissolving, diluting. It's never enough these days. Not the way God planned it, not the way at all. Flicker. A million bulbs switched briefly on. One two three four five six seven eight Distant explosion Slackening rain. The storm is almost over. Like sex with a stranger there is no desire to linger passion spent. Such brief ecstasy. Flicker One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen. A hoarse whisper re-echoes preceding moments The storm is passing someone elses doorstep. Thrilling through anothers blood and soul. My disloyal love departed.
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life is the reward
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Posted:Dec 6, 2012 4:23 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2014 3:37 pm 11168 Views
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Life is so much better if you're less inclined to think. Staring wide-eyed at the world? It's kinder when you blink. Existance comes with entropy is a fancy way of saying Don't bother buying too much crap cos none of us are staying. Take the joy that comes your way and love it like a baby Cos it won't last eternally No ifs, no buts nor maybe. Identify your blessings and number them with pleasure. You will find (as time unwinds) there is no other treasure.
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Oddity
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Posted:Oct 19, 2012 11:08 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 3:32 pm 11020 Views
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According to Audrey The world is at your will. You can let it spin till the cows come in Or have it stand quite still
LIfe is just a series of happy and unhappy choices You can hear the song of sanity or heed those other voices
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workin on the geedots ditty
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Posted:Sep 21, 2012 11:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2019 2:34 pm 10074 Views
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Working on Maisie the daisy's first geedot poem.I'm not happy with the second verse (it doesn't scan well and is deffo not chirpy enough) anyone fancy a bit of editing?
Being 1 is lot's of fun, It's better than being noughty. You still get yer mum to powder your bum And wipe yer nose when yer snotty.
Being 2 is better, that's true But 1 is still just fabby. There's no hurry to learn to worry Just bask in being a babby.
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Crocodile tears
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 10:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2012 12:24 pm 10457 Views
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The crocodile has a very nice smile but smiles can be deceiving You can visit a day, have a wonderful stay And he'll bite you on the bum as you're leaving.
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Writing poems in my sleep.
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Posted:Jul 4, 2012 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2017 9:05 am 11042 Views
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Halfway to sleepy town.
Halfway to sleepy town I stopped to pick you flowers. But then i found some other buds 'Mongst the shady, shadowed bowers. Though their scent was not so sweet. Their petals not so lush. They were there and you were not. So i kissed their present blush. Poison touched my Judas lips and filled my faithless form. The price to pay, when e'er you stray to some errant lovers dorm. My heart was never pure again the venom sank too deep and now i'll only be with you when sorrow lets me sleep.
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Yet another Geedot ditty.
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Posted:Jun 19, 2012 5:45 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2017 9:08 am 9709 Views
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I had to write a new Geedot poem cos the little feller got a sneak preview, curses to "Faceache"!!!! 'Ere it is anyhoo.
I bought you a cake for your burfday Intended to send but fergot. It sat in the fridge for a fortnight And now i've just eaten the lot.
I bought you a snake for your burfday. Intending to send it post haste It sat in the fridge for a fortnight and now it's adorning my waist.
I bought you a song for your burfday Intending to send it quite soon It sat in the fridge for a fortnight and now if i sing it you'll swoon
I bought you a cake for your burfday Intended to send but fergot It sat in the fridge for a fortnight And now i've just thrown up the lot.
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Another geedot poem
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Posted:Jun 11, 2012 4:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2012 10:00 am 9256 Views
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You cannot trust a seagull, No matter how far you throw it. They're not so bleedin gullible They're foul-mouthed and they know it. They say they're just misunderstood and really a bit erudite But truely, they're just fricken rude with a beak that's full o sh....... rimps.
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Geedots burfday ditty.
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Posted:Jun 10, 2012 8:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2012 11:40 am 9299 Views
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The trouble with yer octopii, (I assure you this is true), They have too many orifii from which to choose to pooh. Sometimes they get confuzzled when they needs to do a stink and cover a passing Halibut, head to toe in ink.
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Rabid Republican rats.
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Posted:Jan 26, 2012 8:20 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2012 11:42 am 11729 Views
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Let's see if there's anything in my head? I saw a few of the republican presidential hopefuls speeches and here's my considered conclusions. Newt Gingrich- morally bankrupt slimeball Mitt Romney- dangerously deluded narcissistic halfwit Ron Paul- doddery confused old man Rick Santorum-Who? Not much in my head at all then.
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