| smoochy-pants |
Feb 23, 2008 3:21 am
1941 Views | -----THE LEAVING DOOR-----
Lust dances mischeiviously in the opaque of eyes.
Egyptian cotton stained and imprinted with sweet goodbyes.
Passionate parting has littered the clothes-strewn floor.
One long farewell precedes the lovers' leaving door. | |
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| Repition is the vice of the thoughtless. |
Feb 22, 2008 7:28 am
1899 Views | -----HOPELESS ADVICE TO THE HOPELESS-----
Don't think, don’t ponder, don’t contemplate,
Don't find things to complicate.
Don't chase the moon or the stars.
Be content with the way things are.
Don't pine, don’t long, don’t yearn.
Don't hope for things you cannot earn.
Don't take risks, trust to luck or chance.
And don't even try to dance.
Don't strive for beauty, be happy with pretty.
Don't be a star, be a celebrity.
Don't try to compensate for things you lack.
Don't love anything that won't love you back. | |
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| Meaningless title |
Feb 21, 2008 3:10 am
2122 Views | Did anybody else read the 7 sins of bloggin ? If not well here they are in short.
1. Not posting.(guilty)
2.Blogging when you have nuffin to say (GUILTY!!!!lol)
3.Having a meaningless post title (guilty)
4.Not leaving comments on your friends blogs (guilty)
5.Deleting comments (absolutely NOT guilty yer honour)
6.Striving for perfection (Not guilty-obviously lol)
7.Shameless self-promotion. You know the posts that are desperately trying to get you to notice the blogger (no comment) | |
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| Face like a book. |
Feb 20, 2008 6:12 am
1894 Views | I just spent an hour updating my profile on face book mainly thanks to the umpteenth young laydee contacting me and saying "Hay i've missed you so much Jake". lol I have never met these wimmen so either "Jake" is a flirty git or it's a scam.I decided the best thing to do was stick up a piccy and a bit of a biog' but i kinda went to town lol that way if these fellerinas are mistaking me for someone else they can't make that mistake no more.Why do i have a profile there at all you ask? Well i have a 16 year old daughter, does that answer yer question?lol Unfortunately i only have 3 "friends" on there (and two of them are my squids and t'other is cheesy Brea) and i feel a little neglected lol.
Anybody wanna be my friend? | |
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| Bag pome |
Feb 18, 2008 1:39 am
1751 Views | Let's shoogle and conjoogle
Let's kiss and let's canoodle
Let's make bouncy babies
Till it looks like we have rabies
Like a foamy-mouthed big poodle
Let's pig out and party
Let's get arty-farty
Let's finger-paint our desires
Let's take our O's and then our highers
Let's play pirates me hearty
Let's be loud and lairy
Let's be kinda scarey
Let's develop an attitude
Let's be friggin rude
I'm a Christmas tree, you can be a fairy
Let's conquer the world together
Let's bitch about the weather
Let's go out and paint the town
Let's lie in the sun till we both go brown
Let's stay in and have a blether.
Okay so i know it needs a lot of work and desperately requires a concluding verse but can i be bovvered? Nah!!! Oh and O's and highers are Scottish educational certificates but in this case i was also alluding to something other lol.
KISSYS deeppink] | |
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| Call me a snail. |
Feb 17, 2008 4:09 am
1587 Views | In life there are no people more gauranteed to declare something stupid as fact than an academic "intellectual". Almost from the begining of time the intellectual community has espoused utter fairy stories as the truth until forced to accept that the guy that said the world is round or that it revolves around the sun (rather than the universe revolving around the earth which was a far more appealing idea to idiots and religious morons)or that travelling at more than 10 miles an hour wouldn't kill you was in fact right all along. Kelvin declared that heavier than air vehicles couldn't possibly fly, less than a decade later and the Wright brothers had started the inevitable race for flight. Ford2 was offered the Volkswagon factory after the war but declared the beetle a poorly-designed waste of parts.In the late 1800s the cheif of the patents office in America told the president that for certain everything that could be discovered or invented had been. Then the car the telephone the computer etc etc etc were invented.Pillock! The list of intellectual cretins is endless so the next time you hear some "professor of science" declare with certainty that he knows something to be true just take a moment and ask yourself "Is he right? Or could it be he's just another twat spouting the latest fashionable scientific belief?"
Don't please think that i have abandoned science and joined the mumbo jumboists of spirituality and religion. That is just concedeing defeat, can't understand something so lets pretend there's a supreme being who knows best. That's worse than at least trying to understand the universe.
I've kinda lost the thread here huh? Just rambling on non-sensically.lol
Well it's Sunday and i'm well overdue a rant.
KISSYS!!!!! | |
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| Collectively noisome. |
Feb 16, 2008 5:49 am
1634 Views | I love collective nouns, particularly for animals, here's some of my faves.
A shrewdness of apes
A kine of cows (12 cows is a flink lol)
A smack of jellyfish
A fall of woodcocks
A descent of woodpeckers
A chattering of chicks
An ostentation of peacocks
An unkindness of ravens
A hover of trouts
A charm of finches
A quiver of cobras
A parliament of owls
A murmuration of starlings
A kettle of hawks
A clutter of cats
A lamentation of swans
A float of crocodiles
A bouquet of pheasants
A sleuth of bears
An exaultation of larks
A volery of birds
A business of ferrets
A rhumba of rattlesnakes.
Ain't they wonderfully descriptive?So what would you call a gathering of bloggers?
A garble of bloggers?
A tub-thumping of bloggers?
A fracas
A jamboree
A callithumpian. lol
Well that's my post fer the day. I just keep getting more and more hinteresting huh?lol
Kissys!!!! | |
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| Readers digest. |
Feb 15, 2008 6:02 am
1134 Views | Well i just returned from t' pub' to discover that Impy is a mail-eating dawg. My hall is strewn with bits of what was once Royal mails finest junk. I'm pretty sure there was nowt of any interest eaten just the usual invitations to insure this that and t'other, the astounding news that i, yes me, have won one million pounds in the latest prize draw that i didn't enter and maybe a few begging letters from some charity or other. If i wanted to sponsor a dunkey i'd do it locally lol (and then check myself in to the nearest mental institution) and really i struggle to believe that the dunkey really will write to me and keep me informed as to his welfare as the leaflets always promise. If the fecker can write then why doesn't he have his own show on telly?
Anyhoo just thought i'd share.
Kissys right at yer. | |
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| Hamish T |
Feb 14, 2008 9:07 am
1133 Views |  | When the going gets tough the tough eat haggis. |
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| Big Val's a pxeudogyn. |
Feb 14, 2008 3:36 am
1134 Views | Pxeudogyny is the use of a wumman’s pen name by a male writer. When a female writer uses a man’s name it’s pseudandry.Now isn't that hinteresting? Nah, i didn't think so either.
So it's big Val's day and it's a leap year so laydees i am expecting proposals. Don't be disappointing me now.lol | |
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