| Horribly wonderful |
Mar 23, 2008 2:37 am
2540 Views | Blacker than all the nights put together
Brighter than all the days
I have loved you in so many
Horrible, wonderful ways.
And when over my last bed
Some idiot preacher prays
Be sure of this one thing he says
I had loved you
And still love you
In so many horrible,
Wonderful
Ways. | |
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| Mayhap's the word. |
Mar 18, 2008 2:35 am
2509 Views | This morning i used the word, "mayhap" and it occurred to me that you don't really hear a lot of mayhaps these days huh? It's a word that's almost fallen out of the lexicon of modern Engerlish.
But mayhap was once a star. A few hundred years ago you couldn't turn a page without stumbling upon another mayhap. Shakey boy himself used and abused mayhap like a bargain-basement trollop "50 pee fer a good rhyme guvnor!".
I'm thinking perhaps i should open a home for wayward words and orphaned oratory (government funded of course - even old Scotty dawgs deserve their place at the trough surely?)
Well mayhap i should go do some work.
Laters me terrapins and "i'm ready for my preface now Mister Dickens". | |
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| On Conscience bridge |
Mar 13, 2008 10:03 am
2406 Views | On conscience bridge
extraordinary voices sing of
foul deeds and dark desires
of murder as a currency
rape as petty cash
On conscience bridge
tortured ghosts gather
to scream their torment
and to celebrate depravity
On conscience bridge
where i declared my love for you. | |
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| On Conscience bridge |
Mar 13, 2008 9:06 am
2382 Views | On conscience bridge
extraordinary voices sing of
foul deeds and dark desires
of murder as a currency
rape as petty cash
On conscience bridge
tortured ghosts gather
to scream their torment
and to celebrate depravity
On conscience bridge
where i declared my love for you. | |
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| Flash in the pan. |
Mar 6, 2008 1:04 pm
2800 Views | Today i bought a disposable cigarette lighter.(Not for disposable cigarettes but you knew what i meant didn't you?lol). On it was a sticker that announced "child resistant".
Modern birth control is wonderful don't you think? | |
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| My muse is a mare. |
Mar 1, 2008 6:46 am
2782 Views | I thought i'd write a nice poem in me Maws Mudder days card but dang it's proving way more difficult than i thought it would be. I can write silly poems, romantic poems, angry poems even fricken political and philysophical poems but ask me to write a simple sentimental ditty fer me old maw and i'm stuck.
Pants!
I'll just write.
Love Jake
Shall i?lol | |
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| Poker addiction |
Feb 28, 2008 9:21 am
2729 Views | I have an addictive personality, hence i studiously avoid addictive things (except food obviously- where's ma pies?I need pies!) i become ever so slightly obsessive about hobbies and lately i've been spending hours i should be spending more profitably playing online poker.It's just imaginary money (Or more precisely tokens) You start with 40 chips and for the past two days i've spent up to three hours turning my 40 into 1500 only to lose it to the most outrageous fluke.Yesterday i had a full house and went all in only to be beaten by four fricken twos and today i had full house kings over aces and some fecker had aces over kings.The odds of that are just astronomical.
Anyhoo i blame Captain Princess cos i nicked the program off her facebook page.
So now you know why i haven't been on here lately. Go chastise Ceeps it's not my fault.lol | |
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| Free the turbaccy two. |
Feb 26, 2008 1:48 am
2629 Views | The wind is insistent, the sky, seal grey and Gawd is spitting at the world. This must be Scotland.
Empty-minded, inexplicably tetchy and slightly befuddled. This must be me.
Dang it! I was hoping i'd wake up as someone else, somewhere else!lol
Well Stimpy Impy went back to his master a week ago today and i have to admit i did kinda miss him for a few days. It has to be said dawgs are just better company than a couple o felines what hates me. Anyhoo the Master came by and gave me a couple o packets o tubbacky (i don't really smoke but i still manage to get through a packet o golden vagina every week-it's a long and dull story) but he normally gets me baccy anyway so when he'd left without me paying him the usual 12 squid i suddenly realised i'd simply assumed they were a gift fer looking after the hound and he may well have been expecting payment. Now i dunno if i should go stick the money through his letterbox or try to broach the subject next time i see him. Trouble is, it's difficult to have a conversation with the guy cos you never quite know wether he heard you properly or not.And i really hate those "No, no i insist you take the dosh. No really there's no need.If you don't take it i shall be very displeased etc etc arguements. Hohum the dilemmas o life aih?
KISSYS! | |
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| Don |
Feb 25, 2008 12:50 am
2596 Views | Don't let him call you sweetheart
(though he melts you with a smile)
Cos loving only one heart
Is really not his style
Don't let him call you darling
(though you really wish he would)
He'll never quite adore you
the way you know he should
Don't let him call you pookums
(silly though it is)
Cos if ever you should let him
He'll know for sure you're his. | |
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| I hate dieting, yes i do! |
Feb 24, 2008 3:41 am
1931 Views | -----WISHING for SPRING-----
Oh to be thin again,
now that Spring is here.
Oh to be lithe and loverly
Slender, slim, unblubbery.
Oh to be gorgeous
before the summer flowers.
Without the need to exercise
for absolutely hours.
Oh to be miraculously muscled
Beautifully toned and buffed,
Sexily smooth-skinned
and fashionably roughed.
Oh to be desirable
Now that Spring is here. | |
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