| The Ballad of The Fearsome Fish. |
Mar 12, 2007 8:03 am 2829 Views | Tom took a trip, what a trip Tom took And the trip Tom took was this He trekked all the way to Timbuktu To catch a fearsome fish.
Now the fearsome fish measured fifteen feet With teeth as sharp as steel And it lived at the bottom of the bottomest hole At the bottom of the deep dark sea.
But Tom had a plan, a cleversome plan As sly as a fox’s wink You’ll see said Tom, I’ll catch that fish As sure as a ship can sink.
For Tom knew a thing (a secret thing) About the fearsome fish he sought And it was how to catch a fish they said That never could be caught.
The thing Tom knew in his heart of hearts Is a thing all fish are told That to be caught, a fearsome fish Must cry a tear of gold.
Such a golden tear such fish will cry Only once in all their lives When sadness lies across their hearts Like a heavy fresh-whet knife.
Tom’s line was as long as a lover’s sigh His hook a barb of spite And his bait was a sliver of dark despair As dark as a piece of night.
He weighted his line with a thousand cares And it sank to the bottom of the sea Then wait did Tom for a thousand days For a patient man was he.
A thousand times the fearsome fish Passed over the baited hook And a thousand times he swam on by With nary a backward look.
But the dark despair had done its work And chilled the ocean floor Til the fish was struck with a clammy grief That bit him to the core.
Then a golden tear did oil its way From fish eye to fish gill And far above Tom knew the time Had come to make the kill.
The fish bit down on the barb of spite And swallowed the dark despair And Tom did heave with all his might To bring that fish to air.
And to and fro, and fro and to Both fought by sea and land Til the fearsome fish lay gulping air Upon the burning sand.
As Tom unsheathed his broad blade knife And readied for the kill The fish gasped Stop, pray stay your hand And listen if you will.
Old was I when all the world Was girdled by the sea And old was I when trees and plants First taught this world to breathe.
Older still was I when did my heirs First crawl upon the earth But I chose not to leave my home The fastness of my birth.
Aeons passed and mountains reared And the land it heaved and cracked But I endured quite willingly Because my heart was glad.
And glad I’ve been for as this world Has turned so many times I’ve thought more thoughts than ever has The stripling human mind.
I’ve thought upon the moon and stars Whose watery glow I’ve seen And pondered long this thing called life Whatever it may mean.
And glad I’ve been for I have come To see that it is so That life persists in spite of what May come and what may go.
All things return from whence they came And all things came from me And I have seen all come and go At the bottom of the sea.
But then you came and with your tricks To death you’ve brought me near For sadness now has gripped my heart And I’ve shed a golden tear.
So hear me now o mortal man Whose span of years is short And think upon the words of one Who in your power is caught.
The tale is in the telling, see And not in how it ends So if you’d spare my life for me Then we could part as friends.
And think Tom did upon these words That floundered on the sand And a silver tear coursed from his eye Even as he lowered his hand.
The tale is in the telling, true Said Tom to the fearsome fish And to end your tale here on this shore Is not what I now wish.
A silver tear I’ve cried for you Like the gold I made you weep Such silver tears from pity spring So this promise now I’ll keep.
I’ll spare your life o fearsome fish For your story’s touched my heart And I hope it will be as you’ve said That now as friends we’ll part.
So Tom unhooked the barb of spite And reeled in his line And as the fish slipped out to sea He spoke for one last time.
For this kind act forever friends We two are from this day And should you ever need my help You must but only say.
So the fish was gone and Tom was left On the sand and all alone And he stared at the waves and the blazing sun Then turned and headed home.
Tom took a trip, what a trip Tom took And the trip Tom took was this He trekked all the way from Timbuktu Having spared the fearsome fish. | |
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| My New Bling |
Mar 1, 2007 10:17 am 3072 Views | 
incredible how the immature mind will find a way to warp and twist even the most well meaning of pointless inventions
and yes, I'm having a bad day | |
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| Dewi Sant |
Mar 1, 2007 8:08 am 2708 Views | In honour of Saint David's day (patron saint of Wales) here is the Welsh national anthem (without pronunciation guide)
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi, Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri; Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd, Dros ryddid collasant eu gwaed.
Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad. Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau, O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.
Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd, Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn, i'm golwg sydd hardd; Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi.
Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed, Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed, Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad, Na thelyn berseiniol fy ngwlad.
And the translation
The land of my fathers is dear unto me, Old land where the minstrels are honoured and free: Its warring defenders, so gallant and brave, For freedom their life's blood they gave
Land! Land! True I am to my land! While seas secure, this land so pure, o may our old language endure.
O land of the mountains, the bard's paradise, Whose precipice, valleys lone as the skies, Green murmuring forest, far echoing flood Fire the fancy and quicken the blood
For tho' the fierce foeman has ravaged your realm, The old speech of Wales he cannot o'erwhelm, Our passionate poets to silence command Or banish the harp from this land. | |
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| Small comfort. |
Feb 27, 2007 4:24 am 2703 Views | I woke this morning In a tumble of bedsheets Tousled grin greeting The sun’s wintry own The day’s arms wide As the horizon And the street unfolding Before me while I Good morninged with the Neighbours and bartered An armchair for A bookcase and on Through the time-honoured Swearing of the market Insults flashing like sparks from The knife-sharpening butchers Then coffee sweetened by The company of friends And the laughtered dash To the station to catch The patient train.
And as I sat amongst The schoolkids and The sleepy migrant workers This small piece Of a small life Gave me a soft small Comfort. | |
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| The brutality of separation. |
Feb 19, 2007 3:49 am 2809 Views | The brutality of this separation Is not measured in the miles That stalk the violent distance between us.
It proclaims itself in every Solitary heartbeat, in The systole and diastole Of loving and missing you.
But in the quiet clearing Of your smile that Graces the darkly wooded Confines of my mind,
The universe folds around us And all the injuries of exile Fall uncounted and unseen at your approach. | |
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| Hallmark Valentine |
Feb 13, 2007 2:12 pm 1892 Views | This is the general Valentine celebration.
Everyone is welcome to experience the saccharine sentiments within. | |
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