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hi Sep 4, 2008 7:07 pm
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>> Things I've learned being from Texas
>>
>> 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle
>> of the road.
>>
>> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them
>> live in Texas .
>>
>> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of
>> them live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen
>> before.
>>
>> 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls,
>> it'll bite cha.
>>
>> 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
>>
>> 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
>>
>> 7. "Jaw-P?" means "Did ya'll go to
>> the bathroom?"
>> 8. People actually grow and eat okra.
>>
>> 9. "fixinto" is one word.
>>
>> 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There
>> is only dinner and then there is supper.
>>
>> 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you
>> start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little
>> tea with our sugar.
>>
>> 12. Backwards and forwards means "I know
>> everything about you."
>>
>> 13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase
>> meaning "Did you eat?".
>>
>> 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it
>> doesn't matter what time it is, you work until
>> you're done or it's too dark to see.
>>
>> 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.
>>
>> 16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the
>> question "Did you bring any beer?".
>>
>> 17. You measure distance in minutes.
>>
>> 18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
>>
>> 19. All the festivals across the state are named after
>> a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
>>
>> 20. You know what a "DAWG" is.
>>
>> 21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your
>> OWN car.
>>
>> 22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas
>> Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
>>
>> 23. The local papers cover national and international
>> news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and
>> motorsports.
>>
>> 24. You think that the first day of deer season is a
>> national holiday.
>>
>> 25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit
>> warm".
>>
>> 26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
>> still summer, and Christmas.
>>
>>
>> 27. Going to Wal-Mart is a
>> favorite past time
>> known as
>> "goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to
>> WallyWorld".
>>
>> 28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70
>> degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
>>
>> 29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
>>
>> 30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If
>> our mama says we can drive, we can drive!
>>
>> 31. You understand these jokes and forward them to
>> your Texas friends and those who just wish they were from
>> Texas
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