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Posted:Dec 25, 2009 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2010 10:10 am 9757 Views
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hello my friends . it is Christmas Day . a happy day we all share with the ones we Love and care about . this year i have been given so many new friends and have found family that i never met before . i found my and grandson just before Christmas last year and it has been so good to get to know them both .
they brought along many new people into my life with them . i have been adopeted as dad to many of her life long friends and it is a wonderful thing to be loved by so many so fast . i love each of them as if they have been here all along .
it is also been a sad year . so many people have lost there lives needlessly in wars and here at home . the world is a vilant place now and alot of people think they can take things from others and hurt others and not be in trouble . wrong . you must be stupid if thinking that way is what they do .
i also found out my brother just a few years older than me has only a few days at most . we had alot of good times he and i and that is how i will remember him .
PLEASE if you love someone . tell them . dont let time slip away becouse you or they may slip away and never know how you feel . even if they dont feel the same way at least you said it .
may you all have PEACE and LOVE in your hearts and lives now and always .
i still love you Lisa .
steve
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Posted:Jul 6, 2009 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2009 5:46 pm 9940 Views
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AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 8TH OF JULY, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!!
(I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this) Aren't you glad you are in my address book?
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Posted:May 12, 2009 9:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2009 4:49 pm 9971 Views
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>> The 6th Affair
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>> Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
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>> He looked up and said weakly:
>> 'I have something I must confess.'
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>> 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
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>> 'No,' he insisted,
>> 'I want to die in peace.
>> I slept with your sister, your best friend,
>> her best friend, and your mother!'
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>> 'I know,' she replied.
>> 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
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SIX AFFAIRS
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Posted:May 11, 2009 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2009 2:35 pm 10122 Views
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>> The 5th Affair
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>> A man walked into a cafe,
>> went to the bar and ordered a beer..
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>> 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'
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>> 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
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>> He glanced at the menu and asked:
>> 'How much for a nice juicy steak
>> and a bottle of wine?'
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>> 'A nickel,' the barman replied.
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>> 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
>> 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
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>> The bartender replied:
>> 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
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>> The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
>> with your wife?'
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>> The bartender replied:
>> 'The same thing I'm doing
>> to his business down here.'
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Posted:May 10, 2009 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2024 3:17 am 9604 Views
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>> The 4th Affair
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>> A woman was in bed with her lover
>> when she heard her husband
>> opening the front door.
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>> 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
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>> She rubbed baby oil all over him,
>> then dusted him with talcum powder.
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>> 'Don't move until I tell you,'
>> she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
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>> 'What's this?' the husband inquired
>> as he entered the room.
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>> 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
>> 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
>> so I got one for us, too.'
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>> No more was said,
>> not even when they went to bed.
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>> Around 2 AM the husband got up,
>> went to the kitchen and returned!
>> with a sandwich and a beer.
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>> 'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.
>> I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
>> and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
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Posted:May 9, 2009 10:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2009 2:32 pm 9892 Views
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>>n
>> The 3rd Affair
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>> A mortician was working late one night.
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>> He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
>> about to be cremated,
>> and made a startling discovery.
>> Schwartz had the largest private part
>> he had ever seen!
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>> 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
>> commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
>> with such an impressive private part.
>> It must be saved for posterity.'
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>> So, he removed it,
>> stuffed it into his briefcase,
>> and took it home.
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>> 'I have something to show
>> you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
>> opening his briefcase.
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>> 'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
>> 'Schwartz is dead!'
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Posted:May 7, 2009 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2009 2:32 pm 9965 Views
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>> The 2nd Affair
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>> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
>> but always talked about having a .
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>> They decided to try one last time
>> for the they always wanted.
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>> The wife got pregnant
>> and delivered a healthy baby boy.
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>> The joyful father rushed to the nursery
>> to see his new .
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>> He was horrified at the ugliest
>> he had ever seen.
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>> He told his wife: 'There's no way I can
>> be the father of this baby.
>> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
>> Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
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>> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
>> 'No, not this time!'
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Posted:May 6, 2009 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2009 2:34 pm 10084 Views
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>> First Affair
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>> A married man was having an affair
>> with his secretary.
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>> One day they went to her place
>> and made love all afternoon.
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>> Exhausted, they fell asleep
>> and woke up at 8 PM.
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>> The man hurriedly dressed
>> and told his lover to take his shoes
>> outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
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>> He put on his shoes and drove home.
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>> 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
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>> 'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
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>> 'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
>> We had sex all afternoon.'
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>> She looked down at his shoes and said:
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>> 'You lying bastard!
>> You've been playing golf!
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try this
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Posted:Apr 2, 2009 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2009 2:33 pm 10035 Views
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You have to try this , it takes two
seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will
keep you trying over and over again to see if you can
outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you and while
sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this,
draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And, there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Send it to your
friends to frustrate them too!
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