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I Have JUST Figured it OUT!!!
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Jan 8, 2007 3:24 pm
Mood: surprised,
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After diligent study of the profiles on friendfinder, I have finally deciphered the CRUCIAL method that all of the most VIEWED, MOST ACTIVE, MOST REPLIED TO profiles are USING! And I HAVE REVEALED this little SECRET for ALL THOSE who...might be interested...in EXPLOITING the...method. To discover this SYSTEM: go back to my post "What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said" and scroll down until you come to my most recent post. You will find THE SECRET revealed there!
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Why are Humans Uglier than ALL of the Other Animals?
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Jan 7, 2007 4:08 pm
Mood: uncomfortable,
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Anybody else ever get jellous when you look at a cat or a squirrel or a rat and you see that beautiful coat of fur and that fantastic tail? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have fur and a tail? Can anybody come up with a non-lame reason for why humans got short changed in the fur department and are tail-less? I don't want to hear any of that..."Ontogeny recapitulates philogeny" business either! What can be uglier than a hairless animal covered with skin tightly stretched over a network of veins? Who would want to pet a furless cat?...not me.
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The Best Blog in the ENTIRE World
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Jan 7, 2007 10:46 am
Mood: handsome,
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[B]"Your blog is the best blog that I have ever read in my entire life!"-a loyal reader
"I get up each morning looking forward to reading your blog. Your blog has given me a reason to live!"-number one fan of YOUR blog[/COLOR]" I have never read a blog as good as yours before. I have to say that there IS NO OTHER BLOG that can compare with yours."-best blog expert325 POSTS! That's THREE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE POSTS this week!!! If you haven't already...You've just GOT to...check out this blog. And be SURE to post your FEEDBACK!!!!!
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Filthy Dirty Hippies
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Jan 7, 2007 8:28 am
Mood: thoughtful,
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During the 1940's...there were new...drugs being invented. People started taking them during the 1950's. And they went crazy. During the 1960's...there were GOOD drugS...and BAD drugS. And...there were GOOD hippies...and BAD hippies. The good hippies used the good drugs like heroin and cocaine. The BAD hippies dropped acid. The good hippies were very intelligent and quietly developed new alternative energy sources and organic vegetables while injecting themselves with heroin. The bad hippies preached about peace and love...and then went out and picked fights with anybody willing to fight (usually inbred homosexual hillbillies) while continuously dropping acid. History remembers the bad acid dropping hippies that burned flags in front of TV cameras, but the GOOD, intelligent, and TRULY peaceful heroin users are ignored. (Well OK...there were some BAD heroin junkies that stole to support their habit...but I'll bet they were stealing from people even before they caught their habits). So...the GOOD drugS have gotten a BAD RAP because of the...bad drugs. (If this drug thing doesn't stir up some controversy, I'm going back to religion on my next post.) I HAVEN'T forgotten about the EUNICH thing. It will be back!
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Can a COMPUTER...Dictate How You SPEND Your DAY?
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Jan 6, 2007 7:37 am
Mood: frustrated,
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The...COMPUTER...decided that it wsa not going to GO ONLINE yesterday. So I...didn't get the OPPORTUNITY to READ YOUR POSTS or check my EMAIL or place any BIDS on eBay. How many...people...have MISSED OUT on a REALLY GOOD lot in an online auction because the COMPUTER...did NOT LET THEM BID???
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THIS BLOG: Time to...KICK IT TO THE CURB?
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Jan 4, 2007 10:01 am
Mood: hyper,
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We've all been reading with fascination as this EUNICH MOVEMENT begins to sweep the GLOBE. It all started RIGHT HERE...in THIS BLOG. Now...COULD IT BE TIME...for this EUNICH topic to BREAK OUT into the ONLINE MAGAZINE??? And from there...Maybe the CELIBACY ISSUE will make its way onto the ONLINE SEARCH ENGINES. As more and MORE people start becomming CELIBATE...maybe the EUNICH MOVEMENT...will be picked up by UPI...it goes ON!
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ONE...BAD APPLE...Banned From My Blog
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Jan 3, 2007 7:02 pm
Mood: cheerful,
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There's ALWAYS going to be ONE BAD SEED that is so incorrigible that it NEEDS to be SEGREGATED from the GENERAL POPULATION. One thing we certainly DON'T need on these blogs is FOUL LANGUAGE and HATEFUL REMARKS. I am happy to report that with the exception of ONE dirty little post that was QUICKLY DELETED and banned from this blog, all of you have been CIVIL. There has been a lot of SPIRITED discussion IN THIS BLOG, along with PLENTY of HUMOR. But this blog WILL CONTINUE to REMAIN FREE of DERROGATORY REMARKS, FOUL LANGUAGE, and THREATS of ANY KIND (other than the playful and humorous type). KEEP on POSTING...EVERYONE...except that one BAD apple.
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Coffee Tastes Terrible...Why do People Drink It?
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Jan 3, 2007 6:30 pm
Mood: cynical,
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Why would somebody PAY...for a...drink...that tastes...so BAD? It costs about 7 cents a cup to make the foul tasting brew yourself, YET...people pay $1.25 for a cup of the HOT...bitter tasting fluid that STAINS their TEETH and SCOLDS their tongue and throat like bATTERY ACID. YOU don't drink that...stufff...DO YOU???
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I've STEPPED on SOME MORE TOES
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Jan 3, 2007 1:37 pm
Mood: annoyed,
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[B]I was reading the FEEDBACK in my BLOG. I welcome ANY feedback (POSITIVE and...negative). BUT...I was hoping that I wouldn't get something THREATENING. (I deleted the threat and banned her from THIS BLOG). I WON'T ban anyone for NEGATIVE feedback. BUT I need to ban the DANGEROUS ones and delete any remarks that are THREATENING. You WONDER: WHAT on EARTH did I SAY to evoke a THREAT??? OK. here is what I SAID. There was this blog that I read about someone's DAD drinking BEER. I posted an OPINION that was SLANTED a bit AGAINST beer. I submited that BEER does NOT taste good; BEER does NOT smell good; AND...that it GIVES YOU...a HEADACHE. The young lady posted some FEEDBACK on my blog that made it clear that I am NOT WELCOME to post ANYTHING on HER blog. and THAT's only the LATEST news about my CONTROVERSIAL blog!!!
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