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What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said (Part II)
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Jan 10, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: tired,
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[SIZE 5[B]]...that's part two. NOT part eleven. So...today it got cold outside. I took a nap. I woke up...and decided to...LAY BACK DOWN and go to sleep for a while. I've been so busy replying to all of these women that have deluged my inbox with replies. (Of course I'm kidding!) My actual total number of emails received over the last 4 years: zero.) WHAT? Is THAT so...surprising???
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WELL...Yeah...TIME to Crow AGAIN!
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Jan 10, 2007 7:39 am
Mood: hot,
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This GLOBAL WARMING debate is REALLY...HEATING UP!!! (Pun intended.) ...and I've MANAGED to surpass the 400 mark AS PREDICTED...one day later. So...why not GO AHEAD and WEIGH IN on this HEAVY discussion. (Pun intended.)
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I Want to FEEL Like I'm 40 Again
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Jan 9, 2007 10:44 am
Mood: experimental,
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I loved the euphoria that I got from using heroin, but I HATED the dope sickness that I got EACH TIME...that I ran out. I loved the euphoria that I got from taking those hydrocodone pills (Vicodin)...but the 'script would ALWAYS run out. I once asked my mother if she got the EUPHORIA...but she said that all the pills did for her was to give her temporary PAIN RELIEF. So...for her...it might as well have been an aspirin. So, I asked her if there was ANY drug that she DID enjoy. She indicated that STEROIDS made her feel like she was 40 again. Of course she only took the prescribed dose until the pills ran out. BUT...I...would like to TRY steroids. I would REALLY ENJOY feeling like I'm 40 again.
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TIME TO CROW AGAIN?
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Jan 9, 2007 9:09 am
Mood: perky,
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I'm...closing in on the 400 mark here. I...think I.m going to have to...crow a little bit here pretty SOON! Now don't you THINK that you can ALL BAN TOGETHER and agree to QUIT POSTING on my blog...JUST to KEEP me from HITTING the 400 mark!
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GLOBAL WARMING?
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Jan 9, 2007 7:39 am
Mood: pessimistic,
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OK...Is the earth...WARMING UP? Or is it just a bunch of HOT AIR comming from politicians looking to generate MORE revenue to line THEIR pockets? You hear about these chunks of ice BREAKING AWAY from the polar ice caps. BUT...is that anything NEW? There was a MEGA TSUNAMI generated from a chunk of ice breaking away up north that wiped out HUGE areas of virgin forest in...1958. There was a TREMENDOUS heat wave affecting the ENTIRE COUNTRY...record HIGH temperatures were being set all over the place in...1930. These records HAVE NOT BEEN BROKEN. I think that the climate fluctuates NATURALLY. There have always been warmer periods and colder periods. People get worked up about a rise of 1 degree F across the planet in any given year. BUT...the range of temperatures on this planet ranges from -100 degrees to +136 degrees F. So a 1 degree fluctuation represents a change of less than 0.5%. What do YOU think?
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EUNICH Movement...TAKES HOLD in UK
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Jan 8, 2007 6:40 pm
Mood: excited,
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People in the United Kingdom are beginning to see the REAL MERITS in becomming EUNICHS! As Western Europe becomes more and more CELIBATE, the Russians are SURE to catch on! THIS...BLOG...has TRULY...CHANGED THE WORLD! OMG! ***CRUCIAL***
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I Have JUST Figured it OUT!!!
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Jan 8, 2007 3:24 pm
Mood: surprised,
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After diligent study of the profiles on friendfinder, I have finally deciphered the CRUCIAL method that all of the most VIEWED, MOST ACTIVE, MOST REPLIED TO profiles are USING! And I HAVE REVEALED this little SECRET for ALL THOSE who...might be interested...in EXPLOITING the...method. To discover this SYSTEM: go back to my post "What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said" and scroll down until you come to my most recent post. You will find THE SECRET revealed there!
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Why are Humans Uglier than ALL of the Other Animals?
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Jan 7, 2007 4:08 pm
Mood: uncomfortable,
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Anybody else ever get jellous when you look at a cat or a squirrel or a rat and you see that beautiful coat of fur and that fantastic tail? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have fur and a tail? Can anybody come up with a non-lame reason for why humans got short changed in the fur department and are tail-less? I don't want to hear any of that..."Ontogeny recapitulates philogeny" business either! What can be uglier than a hairless animal covered with skin tightly stretched over a network of veins? Who would want to pet a furless cat?...not me.
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