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Magnets for gowerboy Jul 21, 2008 1:21 pm
Mood: out there, 573 Views
I brought magnets for gowerboy
To line up the
North and the south poles
For a degree of connection
And a sense of continuity
That might bridge the gap
Over the literary boundaries
Holding forth strong to
Straddle the convolutions
Of his mind
17 Comments
The Ugliest Boy in Town Jul 19, 2008 9:10 am
Mood: 99, 826 Views
There once was
A boy
Who was the ugliest
Creature
That had ever
Been
And he got no
Sympathy
From the females
Or even
Anybody anywhere
Because
He just was not
Worth it
And so one day
He died
38 Comments
TV is my Girlfriend Jul 18, 2008 11:38 am
701 Views
I always keep the TV on even when I am not watching it because it keeps me from feeling lonely. I enjoy living alone, but if I did not have the TV on in the background, I would die of lonliness. I do not know why I need this background sound to keep me from dying of lonliness. Why do I have feelings of lonliness when it is quiet? Why can't I manage on my own without these useless feelings. What purpose do these feelings serve? How can they be eliminated? We don't need them. It makes us depressed and non productive. A human should be able to manage well on its own. Other animals do not seem to have this issue. They can mange quite well on their own.
31 Comments
A Question for DriverDan Jul 17, 2008 1:00 pm
Mood: 24, 647 Views
OK. I heard that some truck stops have these hook-ups now that provide AC/heat, electricity, and internet access for trucks so they do not have to idle any more. Have YOU been to any of these truck stops and tried it yet? Do you have an eithernet card? How often do you blog online while you are on the road?
10 Comments
Who Was the Most Infamous Serial Killer? Jul 17, 2008 12:32 pm
1152 Views
Who do you think was the most terrible serial killer of ALL time? I don't have room to include all of them on this list, so if you have another one, leave his or her name in your feedbax!
Jack the Ripper (Never caught)
Ed Gein
Zodiac (Never caught)
Ted Bundy
Richard Ramirez
John Wayne Gacy
Danny Rolling
BTK Killer
Son of Sam
Other
31 Comments, 12 votes
I Tell a Joke to Make Uniforever Mad! Jul 16, 2008 9:13 am
Mood: 64, 597 Views
A little girl tells a child molester that she wants a rubber dolly. The pervert dissapears briefly and then comes back with a hand truck loaded up with boxes of condoms.

OK ok, enough groaning. I know that perverts are real and that is a serious problem. In spite of what Jesus says about loving your enemies and forgiving people 70 x 7, I must admit that if a pervert molested a child of mine that I would go after them and exterminate them. If it was a male, I would first remove his tea bags, and then kill him. If the monster was a female, I would first work on her with a baseball bat in both ends, and then kill her.
10 Comments
How Long has it Been Since you Slept With Somebody? Jul 15, 2008 11:48 am
1262 Views
I have been celibate for 9 years now. Do I win the prize? Tell me how long it has been for YOU!
Had a shag TODAY
Last night
Between one day and a week
a week to a month
a month to 6 months
6 months to a year
a year to 8 years
8 years to 10 years (Like Balty!)
more than ten years
I am a VIRGIN
38 Comments, 22 votes
She Came Back but Just for a Visit Jul 15, 2008 10:58 am
Mood: 99, 641 Views
I was suprised to see Fuzzy Tail sitting on a rock in my yard when I came home yesterday afternoon. She ran away last winter. She looked just the same...small and fuzzy with big yellow eyes. I tried to approach her and stroke her furry back but she walked away. I kept calling her but she would not come to me. I put out a couple of bowls of cat food yesterday. This afternoon as I walked toward the bowls, a striped cat ran off. The food was gone. I was afraid that was gonna happen. There are a lot of cats that pass through my yard.
8 Comments
Bertha Jul 14, 2008 11:56 am
Mood: 14, 577 Views
Bermuda managed to get a spot of rain and some breezy weather from tropical storm Bertha. Bertha managed to become the longest lived named July storm, AND the earliest Cape Verde hurricane. Storms usually do not develope so far to the east in the north Atlantic ocean in July. Now we shall wait and see if that tropical wave becomes the next named Atlantic storm. There has not been a landfalling US hurricane in a while. Georgia and the Carolinas could use the rain and so could Texas. Florida has been catching up on its rain deficit with thunderstorms. The Middle Atlantic states and New England seem to be OK for precip so far this year.
10 Comments
What is Your Favorite Board Game? Jul 12, 2008 8:31 am
1094 Views
Vote for one of these or include your selection in your feedbax!
monopoly
risk
sorry
checkers
chess
mousetrap
operation
life
battleship
mystery date
43 Comments, 16 votes
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