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47 New Eunichs Converted Jan 17, 2007 9:39 am
Mood: ecstatic, 1044 Views
The wave of celibacy continues to expand like ripples in a mud puddle! I submit that ANY man who thinks he NEEDS a girlfriend...HAS NOT...found the right drugS yet! THINK how uncomplicated life is when all you got to worry about is...EUPHORIA. Its sad to think about all those wasted years spent trapped like a slave in a relationship when you spend all of your energy trying to get up enough nerve to DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND...or fantasize about her dumping you so that you can be FREE AGAIN. If people knew how much fun it REALLY is being celibate, the world population would decrease faster than the dinosaur population some 600 million years ago.
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Bubonic Plague Hits Baltimore! Jan 15, 2007 11:32 am
Mood: sick, 1050 Views
I'm finally beginning to recover...from the BUBONIC PLAGUE. I thought I was going to die there for a while, but now I think I am going to make it. I finally have barely enough energy to add this update to my blog. What I would like to know is...HOW can all of those RATS stay so healthy?
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debutanteBaltimr...What does he really DO...each DAY? Jan 11, 2007 11:36 am
Mood: hopeful, 1315 Views
WELL: TODAY...I purchased...a NEW...DIGITAL CAMERA! After I download the SOFTWARE and figure out how to USE the CAMERA and DOWNLOAD PICTURES, I may be able to take some SHARP and HANDSOME pictures of a certain NICE LOOKING...older gentleman!!
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Strategies for Standard Members to Run Their Numbers Up Jan 11, 2007 8:27 am
Mood: powerful, 1230 Views
I am a standard member. I do not have the perks that go along with the GOLD and SILVER members. BUT...I have discovered certain strategies to gain PARITY. Maybe some of YOU...other STANDARD members would like to SHARE some of your METHODS...ON THIS BLOG. MY methods: UPDATE my PROFILE...FREQUENTLY. (Profile updates show up as ACTIVITY on your account and MOVE you UP in the ranks). Why is THIS...so IMPORTANT? Because...the HIGHER RANKED profiles show up FIRST when other people BROWSE. ALSO, your profile is more likely to SHOW UP in the MATCHES that gold and silver members recieve. You WILL NOT find your ideal match IF your profile is at the BOTTOM with all of the other STANDARD members. (Remember...gold and silver members can send out unlimited emails to other members, increasing their ACTIVITY level and increasing the ODDS of being seen by ...SOMEONE!)Anothert method THAT I HAVE NOT TRIED YET: Go into the CHATROOMS and address each member in the room BY THEIR HANDLE increasing the odds that some of them MIGHT check out your PROFILE!) I have made friends on chat, but I think I could INCREASE the amount of online friends 10X by using this method!
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It's 28 DEGREES Outside and Somebodie's Mowing Their Grass! Jan 10, 2007 1:36 pm
Mood: weird, 1270 Views
Oh...Wait a minute. I think that was just an airplane. No...it really is a LAWN MOWER!...wait a minute...maybe its a snow blower. No no NO! There's no snow on the ground yet. And the GRASS does need cutting.....******--------
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What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said (Part II) Jan 10, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: tired, 1326 Views
[SIZE 5[B]]...that's part two. NOT part eleven. So...today it got cold outside. I took a nap. I woke up...and decided to...LAY BACK DOWN and go to sleep for a while. I've been so busy replying to all of these women that have deluged my inbox with replies. (Of course I'm kidding!) My actual total number of emails received over the last 4 years: zero.) WHAT? Is THAT so...surprising???
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WELL...Yeah...TIME to Crow AGAIN! Jan 10, 2007 7:39 am
Mood: hot, 1284 Views
This GLOBAL WARMING debate is REALLY...HEATING UP!!! (Pun intended.) ...and I've MANAGED to surpass the 400 mark AS PREDICTED...one day later. So...why not GO AHEAD and WEIGH IN on this HEAVY discussion. (Pun intended.)
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I Want to FEEL Like I'm 40 Again Jan 9, 2007 10:44 am
Mood: experimental, 1421 Views
I loved the euphoria that I got from using heroin, but I HATED the dope sickness that I got EACH TIME...that I ran out. I loved the euphoria that I got from taking those hydrocodone pills (Vicodin)...but the 'script would ALWAYS run out. I once asked my mother if she got the EUPHORIA...but she said that all the pills did for her was to give her temporary PAIN RELIEF. So...for her...it might as well have been an aspirin. So, I asked her if there was ANY drug that she DID enjoy. She indicated that STEROIDS made her feel like she was 40 again. Of course she only took the prescribed dose until the pills ran out. BUT...I...would like to TRY steroids. I would REALLY ENJOY feeling like I'm 40 again.
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TIME TO CROW AGAIN? Jan 9, 2007 9:09 am
Mood: perky, 1298 Views
I'm...closing in on the 400 mark here. I...think I.m going to have to...crow a little bit here pretty SOON! Now don't you THINK that you can ALL BAN TOGETHER and agree to QUIT POSTING on my blog...JUST to KEEP me from HITTING the 400 mark!
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GLOBAL WARMING? Jan 9, 2007 7:39 am
Mood: pessimistic, 1382 Views
OK...Is the earth...WARMING UP? Or is it just a bunch of HOT AIR comming from politicians looking to generate MORE revenue to line THEIR pockets? You hear about these chunks of ice BREAKING AWAY from the polar ice caps. BUT...is that anything NEW? There was a MEGA TSUNAMI generated from a chunk of ice breaking away up north that wiped out HUGE areas of virgin forest in...1958. There was a TREMENDOUS heat wave affecting the ENTIRE COUNTRY...record HIGH temperatures were being set all over the place in...1930. These records HAVE NOT BEEN BROKEN. I think that the climate fluctuates NATURALLY. There have always been warmer periods and colder periods. People get worked up about a rise of 1 degree F across the planet in any given year. BUT...the range of temperatures on this planet ranges from -100 degrees to +136 degrees F. So a 1 degree fluctuation represents a change of less than 0.5%. What do YOU think?
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