| debutanteBaltimr...TELLS A LIE |
Jan 20, 2007 6:09 pm
Mood: worried, 1279 Views | | You know...I like to EXAGERATE a lot in my blogs because FEW people REALLY find interest...in the MUNDANE. If I was exploring archaeological ruins in the Amazon Basin, I might be able to...get away with a daily diary of my EXPERIENCES...but I won't waste my blog space with a daily account of my life: "Woke up. Took some PAINKILLERS. Got high. TOOK A NAP..." I use these blogs to write humorous and OFF THE WALL remarks...AND I POST off the wall and humorous remarks...IN YOUR BLOGS! I EXAGERATE and when I respond to YOUR posts, YOU know that I STRETCH the truth...or even OBSCURE IT...just like some of you funny CHARACTERS like to do IN MY BLOGS! I DON"T intend to insult ANYBODY when I make these OUTRAGEOUS remarks...but there is always the chance...that I have offended SOMEONE...because I happen to be a very...OFFENSIVE...person. I...just CANT help it. | |
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| Female EUNICHS Wanted for my HAIREM |
Jan 20, 2007 8:00 am
Mood: hot, 1293 Views | | All of you FRUSTRATED celibate females out there...NOW you can JOIN a HAREM...Well actually, its a HAIREM. A lot of you hot looking 48 year olds out there who have a nice head of...THICK, dark hair are INVITED to submit a picture of your HAIR...FOR THIS BLOG!!! (I've already received an INCREDIBLE picture of a THICK, FUZZY cat's TAIL for my "TAILS" post). I just LOVE shoulder length straight black HAIR. I'm also collecting LOCKS of HAIR for those of you who would...like to send them to me. I'm not collecting TAILS because I don't want any of you to HURT your ANIMALS! But you can STILL send pictures of your ANIMALs' FUZZY tails to me. | |
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| SALT PETER |
Jan 19, 2007 10:02 am
Mood: hopeful, 1466 Views | | Anybody ever...try SALT PETER? I was doing well with this EUNICH business, but now that I've been off heroin for a couple of months...my passion is...COMMING BACK. For the last 2 1/2 years when I was running around getting high, all strung out on heroin...I forgot I had a d*ck. everything was cool except when a woman would...for some ODD reason decide to hit on me when all I had on my mind was gettin my next fix. It was a pain makin up excuses for these women when I was out tryin to...GET somethin. (POOR ME...HA HA HA...right?) But now...(You know...I haven't actually...CUT THEM OFF!) That would be a BIT too painful and permanent. The heroin was an excellent "passion reducer". It ELIMINATED my interest in anything of a passionate nature. But now...it has become difficult for me to be a EUNICH again. I...don't want any heroin. So...what am I gonna do here? I was...thinking about trying this SALT PETER thing. | |
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| debutanteBaltimr...writes a...POEM! |
Jan 19, 2007 8:04 am
Mood: loved, 1234 Views | Your Lock of Hair
My honey Lena, when your lock of hair
Arrives to me, it will set me on fire
With passion, Lena
My honey Lena, I will
Pick you up and carry you in my arms
My Lena, I want to intermingle
With you, my Lena
I will fill you with my love
My Lena, my love is only for you
My honey Lena, only you
My Lena, I will bury myself
In your hair, my Lena
Your lock of hair
Will bind us in love, my Lena
Forever, Lena
I will love you forever, Lena
Only you, Lena, forever
Hurry to me, Lena
I want to hold you
Close to me, my honey Lena
I will heat you up, my Lena
Our warm, moist love will intermingle
My Lena, I will erupt inside of you
My honey Lena, like a volcano
And I will melt into you, Lena
You were made for me, my Lena
I will hold your lock of hair, Lena
And I will taste your hair
And I will cover your hair with my love
Until it is dripping wet, my honey Lena
I will carry your lock of hair
With me, my honey Lena
Always, my Lena. I will hold your hair
I will sleep with your hair, Lena
And I will dream of you
My honey Lena, only you forever
I will pick you up, Lena
And I will carry you in my arms, Lena
I will love you, Lena until we melt
Into each other, my Lena, forever
I will always love you, my Lena
Only you, Lena, forever
When your lock of hair
Arrives to me, Lena
You will feel my love for you
My honey Lena, burning inside of you
Send your lock of hair to me, Lena | |
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| Maryland's YEAR...WITHOUT A WINTER |
Jan 19, 2007 7:37 am
Mood: earthy, 1219 Views | | It's chilly up north here in Maryland today: 50's. A brisk wind is blowing. It feels...like a typical MARCH day. Bright and sunny...and the CROCUSES are comming up. The grass is GREEN...and keeps growing. I think the leaves are...starting to come out on some of the trees. The squirrells are running around all over the place. They NEVER hibernated. We HAVE had warm JANUARYS before. Back in 1950, we were in the 80's in January. So...it happens once in a while. I heard North Carolina had an ice storm. I heard it got real COLD down on the GULF COAST in TEXAS. Hasn't happened here yet. And THAT'S OK WITH ME! | |
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| TAILS |
Jan 19, 2007 6:45 am
Mood: overpowered, 1215 Views | | All of you women out there KNOW that I'm obsessed with your...HAIR! When I see a woman with straight, dark hair, I just want get my hands in it and GRAB IT!!! But...I...have a thing for TAILS too! I was watching this SQUIRRELL climb up in a tree and it had this BEAUTIFUL...bushy TAIL. I just wanted to PICK up that SQUIRRELL and carry it in my arms and STROKE its soft TAIL. (I'm gonna get RABIES one of these days if I don't ALREADY have it!) I can play with a CAT'S tail for HOURS. When I see a black lab...I just want to run up and GRAB its TAIL and...STROKE it. There are SO MANY...beautiful TAILS out there. They are...so SOFT and FUZZY. There's just...SOMETHING ABOUT A TAIL...that...drives me WILD!!! | |
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| MY HERO and ROLE MODEL...Grigory RASPUTIN |
Jan 18, 2007 7:07 pm
Mood: intimate, 1180 Views |  | I've found all kinds of WEBSITES in Russia that young women have who are OBSESSED with this man 100 years after his death. RASPUTIN could HYPNOTIZE women. I gotta respect a man like this. He knew how to party and HAVE a GOOD TIME! He could also hypnotize horses and other animals. WOMEN...don't stand a chance with a guy like this. THEY...just CAN'T RESIST HIM. NOW...imagine what a GUY LIKE THIS could do with a friendfinder account. He could do with a standard membership what those gold guys are doing who are on the "MOST POPULAR" list. I know this post is gonna GET MORE VIEWS from all the WOMEN than ANY OTHER POST! Just watch...and SEE. |
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| I've...STIRRED Things UP in the UK Again |
Jan 18, 2007 11:37 am
Mood: high, 1247 Views | | That's right! I brought a bunch of controversial topics into the chat in UK today! I think that Rasputin is a GOOD role model...FOR ME! He was able to HYPNOTIZE women and other ANIMALS. I like his eyes. He probably did every drug known to man in Russia. He was a hard core partier. And he had a lot of ANIMAL MAGNITIZM. A man like that can REALLY manipulate women! Check out my NEW testamonials on my profile. They are...REALLY COOL! | |
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| MY INVENTION...OFFERED FOR SALE....Results COMMING SOON! |
Jan 18, 2007 9:38 am
Mood: apathetic, 1089 Views | | That's right. I've gone and offered my patent for sale...for ONE LUMP SUM...of $40,000 CASH. This IPR indicated that my disposable trash can will generate a MINIMUM of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in gross reciepts within three years. So...are they doing mass mailings to patent holders and giving each one the same line so they will spend money for IPR to create a prototype of their products and market them at trade shows? OR...are they TRULY expressing interest IN MY PRODUCT. If they DON'T accept the VERY CHEAP offer of ONE LUMP SUM for this ...supposedly VALUABLE patent...then I believe I have UNCOVERED A SCAM that I will reveal HEREfORWITH! Stay tuned...AND I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!! | |
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| I FOUND an EMPTY BOTTLE of Painkillers That Had 3 Refills Left! |
Jan 17, 2007 12:55 pm
Mood: ecstatic, 1177 Views | | I was SO HAPPY today. I was thinking that I had to wait until January 29 to get more painkkillers. BUT...I found an empty bottle of painkillers that said it had 3 REFILLS left. SO...I promptly RACED to the pharmacy...and GOT A REFILL!!! 90 PILLS!!! The side effects: EUPHORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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