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suckLING Marathon in ThinknBlink's Mosh Pit Feb 14, 2007 11:00 am
Mood: ecstatic, 1389 Views
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the podium on the WELL LIT stage above the mosh pit in South Africa and boldly thrusts his arms skyward, bearing a putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max Dilaudid infested udder. The GRAND EUNICH throws his head back and begins an EXTREME suckling marathon like the world has NEVER seen! (Wild, ecstatic applause breaks out in the mosh pit and people thrust their arms upwards. A sea of putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max Dilaudid infested udders rise from the mosh pit, heads are thrown back, and the MASS suckLING begins! (More on this LATER!!!)
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debutanteBaltimr Opens World's First VIRTUAL OPIUM DEN!!! Feb 14, 2007 8:25 am
Mood: courageous, 1284 Views
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the pulpit, pauses. and raises two arms BOLDLY skyward, bearing a putrified, bloated, well swollen, codeine infested udder, tilts his head back, and suckles fiercely and violently for...some CONSIDERABLE amount...of TIME. He pauses, suckles for a while more...and then pauses again.

PEOPLE: In order to help raise funds for my new monastery, I have decided to open a VIRTUAL OPIUM DEN in the ground floor...of my new monastery! (LOUD AND UPROAROUS APPLAUSE for...some CONSIDERABLE amount...of TIME!!!) The GRAND EUNICH staggers for a moment, regains his footing and takes a BRIEF suckLE. I had intended to allow only men to enter my OPIUM DEN since it is on the ground floor of my MONASTERY. But after some thought, I realized that I would be cutting out half of my potential feedbax that way. So...WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TOO!!! (Cheers and wild applause from both male and female members!) The GRAND EUNICH gives a STERN GLANCE to his VIRTUAL MONX. MORE ON THIS LATER!
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A QUESTION FOR FARMERS Feb 13, 2007 4:54 pm
Mood: curious, 1575 Views
OK, now...Time for a little candid conversation, here: You're in the barn on a hot day and you're very thirsty. You find that you're short of a beverage container. DO YOY...take a little suckLE? Ever done it...Would you ever CONSIDER it?
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debutanteBaltimr FINDS RELIGION Feb 13, 2007 3:20 pm
Mood: jubilant, 1171 Views
DebutanteBaltimr staggers into a JAM PACKED room. The Grand Eunich staggers to the podium at the edge of the magnificantly well light stage and thrusts an old, putrified, well swollen and quite bloated codeine infested udder up in the air, throws his head back and begins to suckle fiercely for some considerable amount of TIME!!!
(MORE ON THIS LATER)
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Why did we Keep Buying GoodnPlenty Candy When We Didn't Like It? Feb 11, 2007 6:13 pm
Mood: pissed off, 1530 Views
My sisters and I have all admited to eating more than one box of GoodnPlenty candy when we were children EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T LIKE IT!!! I ASK YOU...Why did we keep EATING the stuff? Those garish pink and white elongated candies containing a nasty black licorice core that would make us want to VOMIT! Who keeps BUYING and EATING that nasty tasting CANDY when they can have an assortment of good tasting candies?
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debutanteBaltimr DROPS ECSTASY Feb 11, 2007 2:54 pm
Mood: energetic, 1241 Views
PEOPLE! debutanteBaltimr would like to invite you to experience through me vicariously, the thrill of MY RAVE EXPERIENCE set for Sunday, January 18, 2007 as I embark on YET another unique, and UNmundane ADVENTURE that will be SURE to rise above mundanity (AS ALWAYS) as I CRASH into a senior citizens' dance while flyin' HIGH on ECSTASY! I shall be dilligently working on the procurement of the X-PILLS for the RAVE EXPERIENCE. The DJ will be crankin' up the HIP-HOP tunes as I SLASH a path across the dance floor like a RED HOT COMET!! I will be providing you with a narrative of my experiences emotionally, as well as physically. And I will describe the REACTIONS of my fellow senior citizenzzz as this 95 year old ROX their WORLD!!! (MORE LATER!!!)
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Recipies for a Lactating Woman Feb 11, 2007 12:00 pm
Mood: hungry, 1343 Views
Now I want to take a little time to share some tasty little gems with you here today. (Takes a quick suckle from the codeine infested udder under his arm). OK. I know that many of you women who have dropped one recently can identify with this: You step around the corner and find out that the "new dad" has been secretly bottle feeding the nu-one and you have been wondering how to explain the little one'zzzzz lack of appetite at feeding time. You find yourself in a position to have to...PUMP THEM DOWN from time to time. Now, before you go squirting that stuff away...(raises the bloated, codeine infested udder, tosses his head back and suckles violently for some considerable amount of time.)...consider saving the milk for these fine recipies:
Freshly churned Human Milk butter. (to one ounce freshly squeezed or frozen H. milk, add one tea spoon of table salt. Churn violently for an hour and refrigerate.)
Homemade Human Milk Ice Cream.
to six ounces of freshly squeezed or frozen H. milk, add one cup of pure cane sugar. Mix violently for one hour in container surrounded with a tub of water and rock salt.
Human Milk Cheese.
To 16 ounces of H. milk, add 4 ounces of yeast, one tablespoon of salt, and mix violently for one hour and refrigerate. Let the mixture ferment for three weeks and then press into cheesecloth.
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shE Pumps mE UP Feb 11, 2007 10:37 am
Mood: flirtatious, 1262 Views
THIS SUPER NOVA WHITE HOT FUSION BLOG has TAKEN the NUMBER ONE SPOT with its Keno Numbers blog...and it couldn't have happened without a PRODIGIOUSLY PULCHRITUDINOUS feedbax POSTER. I wish to express my everlasting GRATtitUDE to my one and only Erin forever! And NOW...the moment that the VIRTUAL WORLD of BLOGLAND has anxiously awaited: debutanteBaltimr gets down upon one knee before his onE and only Erin and withdraws a soggy, snow white, velvet covered box. He cerimoniously raises his SWOLLEN, codeine infested udder above his head and suckles violently for some considerable amount of time!!! OK...here goes: " My honEy, onE and ONLY lovE of my lifE Erin, I want to spend the rest of my UNmundane VIRTUAL life with you. Will you marry me VIRTUALLY???
(kind of anticlimactic, now...wasn't it?)
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ThinknBlink Nominated BEST BLOG O.L. Feb 10, 2007 7:31 pm
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My top pick for NUMBER ONE *CRUCIAL* blog online goes out to ThinknBlink for this year's 2007 BEST BLOG AWARDS. The criteria that I used when making my selection this year included the ability to rise above mediocrity to acheive the UNmundane. I look for the bizarre. I find these qualities evident in ThinknBlink'zzzzBlog. Post your feedbax here. His blog is udderly OFF THE HOOK! You can see the evidence of the trail that ThinknBlink has BLAZED through all of our mediocre and mundane blogs with his BLOG CRAWL, and then his CYBERDATE and MOST IMPORTANTLY: his CODEINE INFESTED UDDERS! Watch this BLOG carefully. I predict it will be THE SMOKIN' HOT BLOG of '07.
-debutanteBaltimr
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Announcing the FIRST EVER Virtual Feedbax Tellathon!!! Feb 10, 2007 10:38 am
Mood: impressed, 1319 Views
Once again, HISTORY is being MADE here in debutanteBaltimr's...*CRUCIAL* ...blog!!! Now YOU...FEEDBAX POSTERS can be a PART of HISTORY as this exciting event unfolds before your eager and starved eyes. Now, we've got a deadline that we're working with here, and we NEED to get those keyboards RINGING with your feedbax. We're offering some fine gifts here for the first 500 people to post feedbax IN THIS BLOG! Now I'd like to show you this FINE codeine infested udder IMPORTED direct from SOUTH AFRICA. OMG the keyboards are RINGING ...OFF the HOOK! Don't miss out on this Spectacular DEAL!
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