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ESP TEST Feb 21, 2007 10:33 am
Mood: curious, 1039 Views
ESP TEST:
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Missin' My Pills Feb 20, 2007 10:52 am
Mood: depressed, 930 Views
I ran out of Lyrica pills a month in advance again. I am SO depressed without my PILLS. I really miss my pills because they would always improve my mood so much. And they would kill the pain in my feet too.
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I May Need to DUCK OUT for Some Considerable Amount of Time Feb 18, 2007 11:50 am
Mood: disappointed, 1233 Views
It looks like I might be without an internet service provider again for some unknown amount of time due to lack of funds. I hate to abandon my blog just when it is heatin' up! It is so frustrating. I am not exactly sure when they are gonna cut the service off, but if I duck out one day...that will probablly be the day they cut the service off.
-debutanteBaltimr
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A Serious Survey for Our Frienss in the U.K. Feb 17, 2007 6:45 pm
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How much do you enjoy eating AMBIENT TEMPERATURE HAGGIS, NINE DAYS OLD?
I enjoy it profusely and I dream about it every night!
I live exclusively for the moments each day that I eat it!
There is nothing in the world that I would trade for this stuff!
I want more and more each time that I feast on this stuff!
There is absolutely NO food in the world that can even compare!
I eat the stuff non-stop all day and I get up at night to eat it!
48 Comments, 2 votes
ThinknBlink PLEEEAZE Come Back. I Miss You in my BLOG!!! Feb 16, 2007 2:43 pm
Mood: disappointed, 1351 Views
ThinknBlink...I miss your posts. My blog has NOT been the same since you have gone! Pleeeaze come BACK to my BLOG!!!!! I have not had a good laugh since you have gone. WHEN will you come BACK???
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UNCOMMON MEMORY Feb 16, 2007 10:12 am
Mood: crazy, 1334 Views
As I was riding down the HIGHway in the slow lane at 85 MPH tryin' to keep up with traffic on these treacherous and icy roads the other day, A substantially large chunk of ice flew off the hood om my ride onto the windshield and broke into ten million pieces of ice, and drudged up a memory from my DISTANT PAST! It was back in the 1900's and I was in my twenties. I was working as a chain man on a chain ga...uh...I mean, on a survey crew. So we would finish up early and start drinkin' beer. So then one day, one of the drunk rednecks that I was workin' with decides that he wants to go and shoot a bunny rabbit with his pellet gun. So he goes out and snags a bunny and then he. (This is a BRUTAL piece of reality here: )STOMPS on the bunny rabbit's head. Then he THROWS the bunny rabbit up on to the roof of the truck. Later, everybody has GOT their buzz on and we are tearin' down the road and the driver happens to slam on the brakes. Everyody lurches forward and a DEAD BUNNY RABBIT bounces onto the windshield while everybody's eyes are right there!!!! ( I just HAD to share that little memory with ya!)
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SweetnSilly2, I MISS YOU! Come Back to my BLOG!!! Feb 15, 2007 3:43 pm
Mood: eager, 1390 Views
SARAH, I miss you so much. My blog has NEVER been the same without you! I have fallen in LOVE with you, SARAH. I want you to SEND your LOCK of HAIR to me, SARAH! I want to stroke your BEAUTIFUL straight, shoulder length black hair with bangs. SARAH, you know that I want to LICK your hair until it is dripping WET! SARAH, I want to PICK YOU UP and CARRY YOU in my ARMS, SARAH!!! Hurry to me, SARAH, and let me find you in my arms so that I can hold you until we INTERMINGLE.
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More Thoughts About SARAH and HER LOCK of HAIR Feb 15, 2007 11:25 am
Mood: hopeful, 1162 Views
The GRAND EUNICH returns with two more putrified, well bloated...etc., etc...begins to suckle furiously and ferociously like there's gonna be NO TOMORROW...for SOME considerable amount...of TIME! He lowers the udder, and after another quick suckle, he begins to speak: (You could hear a pin drop. Blog reporters are on the edge of their seats with their pens poised to take notes.) The GRAND EUNICH begins to speak: As I go back and read all of the old posts in my blog that SARAH had left for me before she FELL OUT, It occurs to me that I always seem to need to have a woman to be obsessed about. Before I got strung out on heroin, I was obsessed about Lena's HAIR. Her LOCK of HAIR never arrived to me either. Back in 2007 (Early in the year!), I FELL IN LOVE WITH SARAH! OK. There! I admitted it. SARAH, I am IN LOVE WITH YOU! SweetnSilly2, I miss all of your posts in my blog. It has NEVER been the same since you FELL OUT! Come back to me, SARAH! The GRAND EUNICH solemly raises one of his putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max codeine infested udders, throws his head back and begins to suckle thirstily and mightily. (MORE ON THIS LATER!)
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SARAH'S LOCK of HAIR Feb 15, 2007 8:18 am
Mood: nostalgic, 1350 Views
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the podium and boldy raises...etc. etc....suckles furiously for some considerable...amount of TIME. He lowers the udder, suckles for a bit more. Now. Today, I want to reminisce a bit and take you back to the year...2007. OK. Early in the year of 2007. I have included an exact quote here from my FAVORITE HAIRem girl, whom I shall refer to herin as "SARAH".

Debutante,I think you are soooooooooooooooooooooo SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will send you in pictures of my dogs tails,if one dies(as he is old)I will send you his tail.Where do I send it to? Here??????? Yes,
PLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ let me be your hairim girl? I have black hair with bangs down to my shoulders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you will notice that SARAH describes her HAIR to me and it just so happens to be the hair that I would fall in love with if I could have a LOCK of it. Now, a LOCK of HER HAIR was offered to me, but then SARAH vanished like a fantasy in my dreams and I might have thought that SARAH was a dream except for the residual evidence that remained in my blog after she fell out! (suckles furiously for some considerable amount...of TIME!) MORE on this LATER!
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suckLING Marathon in ThinknBlink's Mosh Pit Feb 14, 2007 11:00 am
Mood: ecstatic, 1388 Views
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the podium on the WELL LIT stage above the mosh pit in South Africa and boldly thrusts his arms skyward, bearing a putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max Dilaudid infested udder. The GRAND EUNICH throws his head back and begins an EXTREME suckling marathon like the world has NEVER seen! (Wild, ecstatic applause breaks out in the mosh pit and people thrust their arms upwards. A sea of putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max Dilaudid infested udders rise from the mosh pit, heads are thrown back, and the MASS suckLING begins! (More on this LATER!!!)
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