| MY INVENTION...OFFERED FOR SALE....Results COMMING SOON! |
Jan 18, 2007 9:38 am
Mood: apathetic, 1062 Views | | That's right. I've gone and offered my patent for sale...for ONE LUMP SUM...of $40,000 CASH. This IPR indicated that my disposable trash can will generate a MINIMUM of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in gross reciepts within three years. So...are they doing mass mailings to patent holders and giving each one the same line so they will spend money for IPR to create a prototype of their products and market them at trade shows? OR...are they TRULY expressing interest IN MY PRODUCT. If they DON'T accept the VERY CHEAP offer of ONE LUMP SUM for this ...supposedly VALUABLE patent...then I believe I have UNCOVERED A SCAM that I will reveal HEREfORWITH! Stay tuned...AND I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!! | |
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| I FOUND an EMPTY BOTTLE of Painkillers That Had 3 Refills Left! |
Jan 17, 2007 12:55 pm
Mood: ecstatic, 1148 Views | | I was SO HAPPY today. I was thinking that I had to wait until January 29 to get more painkkillers. BUT...I found an empty bottle of painkillers that said it had 3 REFILLS left. SO...I promptly RACED to the pharmacy...and GOT A REFILL!!! 90 PILLS!!! The side effects: EUPHORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| debutanteBaltimr for POPE |
Jan 17, 2007 10:37 am
Mood: jubilant, 1058 Views | | I am now accepting votes to be elected the next pope. As your next pope, I will rebuild the Catholic church. My first order of business will be to have an opium poppy plantation created at Vatican City. We will generate fantastic revenue for the Catholic church by manufacturing and selling morphine and heroin at our plantation. We will encourage ALL Catholics to become CELIBATE. You no longer have to be a priest or nun to become celibate. This will be the biggest event to occur in the Roman Catholic church since Simon Peter. We can't hope to be perfect virgins but we can all become...Born Again Virgins! | |
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| 47 New Eunichs Converted |
Jan 17, 2007 9:39 am
Mood: ecstatic, 977 Views | | The wave of celibacy continues to expand like ripples in a mud puddle! I submit that ANY man who thinks he NEEDS a girlfriend...HAS NOT...found the right drugS yet! THINK how uncomplicated life is when all you got to worry about is...EUPHORIA. Its sad to think about all those wasted years spent trapped like a slave in a relationship when you spend all of your energy trying to get up enough nerve to DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND...or fantasize about her dumping you so that you can be FREE AGAIN. If people knew how much fun it REALLY is being celibate, the world population would decrease faster than the dinosaur population some 600 million years ago. | |
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| Bubonic Plague Hits Baltimore! |
Jan 15, 2007 11:32 am
Mood: sick, 975 Views | | I'm finally beginning to recover...from the BUBONIC PLAGUE. I thought I was going to die there for a while, but now I think I am going to make it. I finally have barely enough energy to add this update to my blog. What I would like to know is...HOW can all of those RATS stay so healthy? | |
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| debutanteBaltimr...What does he really DO...each DAY? |
Jan 11, 2007 11:36 am
Mood: hopeful, 1238 Views | | WELL: TODAY...I purchased...a NEW...DIGITAL CAMERA! After I download the SOFTWARE and figure out how to USE the CAMERA and DOWNLOAD PICTURES, I may be able to take some SHARP and HANDSOME pictures of a certain NICE LOOKING...older gentleman!! | |
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| Strategies for Standard Members to Run Their Numbers Up |
Jan 11, 2007 8:27 am
Mood: powerful, 1156 Views | | I am a standard member. I do not have the perks that go along with the GOLD and SILVER members. BUT...I have discovered certain strategies to gain PARITY. Maybe some of YOU...other STANDARD members would like to SHARE some of your METHODS...ON THIS BLOG. MY methods: UPDATE my PROFILE...FREQUENTLY. (Profile updates show up as ACTIVITY on your account and MOVE you UP in the ranks). Why is THIS...so IMPORTANT? Because...the HIGHER RANKED profiles show up FIRST when other people BROWSE. ALSO, your profile is more likely to SHOW UP in the MATCHES that gold and silver members recieve. You WILL NOT find your ideal match IF your profile is at the BOTTOM with all of the other STANDARD members. (Remember...gold and silver members can send out unlimited emails to other members, increasing their ACTIVITY level and increasing the ODDS of being seen by ...SOMEONE!)Anothert method THAT I HAVE NOT TRIED YET: Go into the CHATROOMS and address each member in the room BY THEIR HANDLE increasing the odds that some of them MIGHT check out your PROFILE!) I have made friends on chat, but I think I could INCREASE the amount of online friends 10X by using this method! | |
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| What Can I Say That Hasn't Already Been Said (Part II) |
Jan 10, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: tired, 1228 Views |  | [SIZE 5[B]]...that's part two. NOT part eleven. So...today it got cold outside. I took a nap. I woke up...and decided to...LAY BACK DOWN and go to sleep for a while. I've been so busy replying to all of these women that have deluged my inbox with replies. (Of course I'm kidding!) My actual total number of emails received over the last 4 years: zero.) WHAT? Is THAT so...surprising??? |
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| WELL...Yeah...TIME to Crow AGAIN! |
Jan 10, 2007 7:39 am
Mood: hot, 1181 Views | | This GLOBAL WARMING debate is REALLY...HEATING UP!!! (Pun intended.) ...and I've MANAGED to surpass the 400 mark AS PREDICTED...one day later. So...why not GO AHEAD and WEIGH IN on this HEAVY discussion. (Pun intended.) | |
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