| Enemy of the Mundane |
Jan 25, 2007 5:50 am
Mood: refreshed, 1264 Views | | You GET so TIRED of reading stuff that is so mundane that it HURTS! I say...that is why divorced women are so...BORING. THINK about it! Why in the WORLD would a man want to hear about a COMPLETE stranger's children? Maybe he just spent all day worrying about his OWN! And if he didn't...well he STILL had to live his own PAINFULLY slow and AGONIZINGLY boring childhood. What could POSSIBLY be so fascinating to a grown up about some pathetic, hairless, helpless little animal unless they are some kind of paedophille or something??? Give me the right MEDS and I'll stare at a blank wall and GET more FASCINATED. As USUAL...there is a LOT of deception going on...and a lot of blind people gleefully wearing opague glasses so they can prolong their ignorant bliss. Yeah, the TRUTH might not be much fun and it MIGHT sting a little bit, but I will take the NOVACAIN rather than the drill. CRUCIAL STUFF. I'm good. | |
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| I WILL Say THIS About telecasterman |
Jan 24, 2007 2:17 pm
Mood: hyper, 1401 Views | | I say: telecasterman knows WHICH parts of the NEW TESTAMENT are very IMPORTANT, and WHICH parts that you can PUT in thJPCH2e TOILET, FLUSH it, and CLOSE the DRAIN PIPE off at BOTH ENDS because we ALL scratch our heads when we read the TEACHINGS of Jesus Christ and then we read something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT! Read telecasterman's POST about NEW WINE and OLD WINE and then go drink about SIX bottles and tell me what you're thinking about THEN! Anyway, Moses comes down that mountain and he tells us that GOD says that we are NOT allowed to KILL anybody. And then he says that GOD told him that anybody caught WORKING on the SABBATH is to be PUT to DEATH. Jesus tells us what the Sabbath is REALLY all ABOUT withOUT putting WORDS in GOD'S MOUTH...like MOSES might have been doing. Anyway...All that NONSENSE in the NEW TESTAMENT that Saul AKA Paul of Taursus wrote down? Seal it tightly in the DRAIN PIPE after flushing! (MY words...NOT telecasterman's. (Cruiser, don't you even THINK about smacking me up side the HEAD with your King James version!!!) | |
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| It's Time to CROW a Little Bit Here AGAIN!!!!! |
Jan 24, 2007 1:18 pm
Mood: thankful, 1345 Views | | That's RIGHT. One of my HAIRem girls (OK, Carolyn...you KNOW you're gonna join my HAIRem soon enough WHETHER you WANT to or NOT!...And you want to.)...has advised me that THIS BLOG has NOW made it onto the "MOST ACTIVELY WATCHED BLOGS" list!!! Its been LESS THAN A MONTH for this BLOG and you people have PUMPED this thing up the ranks so fast that I've GOT the BENDS! ZERO to 714 posts in less than a MONTH...that's SEVEN HUNDRED FOURTEEN posts...in less than a MONTH! debutanteBaltimr...PATS HIMSELF on the BACK numerous times...TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT!!! (You...opened up this WHOLE can of worms today, now Carolyn...and there's NOTHING you can do to...TAKE IT BACK! Thought I'd let this SLIP by without taking the time to CROW a bit? You KNOW me better than THAT! | |
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| gowerboy Mystery UNRAVELLED? |
Jan 24, 2007 9:02 am
Mood: curious, 1278 Views | | I've DISCOVERED some things that this gowerboy included in the computer PROGRAM when he CREATED ME and I am working on deciphering...THINGS. Have I...uncovered his ULTIMATE...MOTIVES??? READ the first COMMENT IN THIS BLOG and my conclusions...may ASTOUND you! | |
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| NEED a WOMAN from Albany, New York to Teach me how to ICE SKATE |
Jan 23, 2007 9:35 pm
Mood: crazy, 1313 Views | | debutanteBaltimr looking for a...drug FREE WOMAN to keep him straight! She can show me how to play minature golf and ice skate. I can WATCH HER SKI from the bottom of the mountain. BUT...she MUST have an interest in collectibles because debutanteBaltimr HAPPENS to collect them and sell them on eBay. You already know what kind of HAIR that she must have! If she was born in 1958 then THAT is great because this 95 year old will be turning 96 in NOVEMBER 2007! I will arrange for a LOCK of her HAIR to be deliverd to me, and WHEN that LOCK of HAIR arrives to me, then...well, she can imagine where that might lead! If her dogs' tails happen to be pretty, this TAIL FETTISH FIEND will have enough to occupy him to KEEP HIM STRAIGHT! | |
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| HOW to FIND Friends on FRIENDFINDER FAST |
Jan 23, 2007 12:23 pm
Mood: excited, 1454 Views | | OK...I've made a lot of internet friends on here MYSELF in the last Three or four weeks. I've been terrorizing YOUR blogs and you've been posting IN MY BLOGS regularly, well VERY regularly because you have become ADDICTED to the BRILLIANT writing of a VERY HANDSOME MAN!!! (You KNOW that I just HAD to add that). OK. I'm going to reveal an effective technique for getting attention in my remarks IN THIS BLOG! Check it out. | |
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| Is debutanteBaltimr a Dope Fiend? Or is he Real at All? |
Jan 23, 2007 11:29 am
Mood: crushed, 1334 Views | | Now...That's a good question...or Those...are GOOD questions. The TRUE answer to these questions...well let me just say THIS: if you click on the remarks IN THIS BLOG, these issues will be revealed! If he is Not real, you wonder...WHO created him...and do I KNOW her? Why does she have a blogger with a different identity than her own...and HOW did she DO it? BUT...if he IS real...HOW many drugs does he REALLY use...Could he be...drug free? Perhaps you have...fallen in LOVE with this PHANTOM! wouldn't it just CRUSH you if you found out that he wasn't even real and was in fact ENTIRELY created by computer...right down to those gorgeous BLUE eyes. Only a woman could have created such an ATTRACTIVE MAN entirely by computer!!!Right down to his infatuation with women with SHOULDER LENGTH STRAIGHT BLACK HAIR WITH BANGS! (You wonder what kind of HAIR that this computer genius has!) | |
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| God Help the Woman that HOOKS UP with debutanteBaltimr |
Jan 22, 2007 9:40 am
Mood: embarrassed, 1376 Views | | OK. It's TIME for a litle bit of HONESTY here. So he hasn't stuck a syringe in his ARM for 2 months! GOOD for HIM!...you say. But THEY say: Once a JUNKIE, ALWAYS a junkie. All it TAKES is ONE TIME and he's OFF TO THE RACES again! BUT...debutanteBaltimr is GOOD at SOME things...isn't he??? Well, I'm GOOD with MONEY. (I'm good at SPENDING IT!!!) But he's...well if I get enough drinks in me...THEN...he's NOT SO BAD LOOKING if I wear very VERY...DARK SHADES and we chill together in a room with no windows and all of the LIGHTS TURNED OFF! That...MIGHT work...for a VERY LONELY woman who happened to be EXTREMELY vulnerable...maybe. But...maybe he's well endowed...down there? Well I'M NOT going to BRAG here, but...yeah. OK that's ONE GOOD THING...and ONLY ONE! debutanteBaltimr...isn't very bright Infact he's QUITE DIM...as you can infer from his...LACK OF WRITING SKILLS! But he's AT LEAST...mentally STABLE???...*NOT. Got a GOOD sense of HUMOR, though...sometimes. And I'm NOT LYING here. But you don't know that. I'm going to post this ENTIRE blog in GREEN because GREEN is my FAVORITE COLOR and if SweetnSilly2 HAPPENS to READ THIS BLOG...then SHE will see that I have used GREEN just for HER!!! (OK...for ME TOO!) | |
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