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Anybody in West Virginia?
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Jul 25, 2007 1:12 pm
Mood: excited,
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I am trying to climb up the ranks in profile views and would like to invite any women in West Virginia to view my profile and my BLOG!
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This Squished Bread Issue
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Jul 25, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: inspired,
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I managed to squish my loaf of bread again today. Every time I go shopping for bread, I manage to squish the loaf at some point before I get home. Why do they package the loaves in flimsy plastic bags??? Has ANYBODY invented a LOAF PROTECTOR yet??? Nerds have pocket protectors. If somebody would manufacture a LOAF PROTECTOR, I would purchace one and take it with me when I went shopping for bread. Perhaps inexpensive loaf protectors could be distributed by the bread makers to the grocery stores and then they could place them at the cash register next to the grocery bags. What do YOU think?
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Whatever Happened to ryfleman?
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Jul 24, 2007 8:34 pm
Mood: confused,
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The Bubonic Plague has swept through Tennessee and seems to have Knocked haloofashes out of commission. I'm wondering if the Plague has swept north into Canada. A technologicly challenged fellow like myself is likely to hurt himself without the proper guidance, you know. I really don't know what I'm doing messing around with these shotgun shells and this sodium powered rifle that I'm constructing. I think I might BLOW MYSELF UP! Maybe I should just ask ryfleman if he will sell me a good Canadian rifle...or a British shotgun.
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A Foolish Choice and a Bit of LUCK
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Jul 24, 2007 8:16 pm
Mood: lucky,
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So I managed to get $50 for some scrap copper that I found on Sunday. Now this money wasn't enough to really help out with my bills but it was better than nothing. Now I could go to the casino and LOSE it all or I could apply it toward some of my overdue bills. I WENT to the CASINO! So I fed the machines and after a while I was UP $15. I COULD have walked out while I was ahead...but I JUST couldn't leave after winning ONLY $15! I MIGHT as well LOSE it ALL. So my money began to SHRINK and shrink...And then I hit for ONE THOUSAND quarters. The $250 plus the $50 I had left added up to $300! And NOW I walked out! Before I could SPEND it, I got a money order to pay my overdue telephone/internet bill so I can KEEP on blogging, and MOER IMPORTANTLY...I got a money order to pay my overdue satelite TV bill. I JUST can NOT live without THAT. (I haven't paid my overdue electricity bill OR my water bill, OR my trash collection bill, OR my homeowners maintenance bill, OR my property tax bill yet, though! Maybe I will find some more copper.
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Balty's Wedding Date
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Jul 23, 2007 7:38 pm
Mood: sincere,
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The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the poduim...putrified, well bloated...udder...etc. & etc. The EUNICH speaks: First, I want to ask my monks and nuns to SEPERATE! We'll have NO MORE of THAT...in this monastery. OK. Now. I want to nip this in the BUD before the rumors spread any further. I am NOT engaged to be married. And I am STILL celibate. So...what's the title of this post all about? I just HAD to do it because cruiser367 is gaining ground in the ranks again and I NEED to catch up! HENCE the misleading title to suck you in so that you might leave feedbax for me! STOP! STOP throwing those tomatos! You are gonna BURST my udder! (The GRAND EUNICH makes a QUICK exit.)
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I Have Changed my MIND About Roswell
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Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pm
Mood: experimental,
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I never did really believe that an alien flying saucer crashed in or near Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947, and I thought initially that the explanations from the USAF made sense. But after watching an episode on The History Channel, I was STUNNED by what I learned. It changed my whole perception about the flying saucer crash. It seems that there were phots published in newspapers back in 1947 showing a USAF investigator sitting next to remnants of a weather balloon which had supposedly been switched with the real crash debris for the photo and article to be released to the press. In his hands was a TOP SECRET document, and in one of the published photos, part of the document was unintentionally facing the camera. Digital enhancement of the document has made part of it readable and it reveals text describing the wrecked flying disc AND injured victims. I am curious what your opinions are about Roswell and the existence of flying saucers and other UFOs.
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SARAH'S LOCK of HAIR
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Jul 22, 2007 9:39 pm
Mood: romantic,
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SARAH, I miss your feedbax in my blog. I am posting this JUST incase you happen to check in and read this post. You are my NUMBER ONE HAIRem girl, SARAH. Perhaps one day your LOCK of HAIR will arrive to me, SARAH, and then I would be SO happy, SARAH, because THEN I could STROKE your LOCK of HAIR. SARAH, if you happen to read this post, leave some feedbax in my blog. 
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debutanteBaltimr Joins smeagoll's WAR Against the Man Haters!
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Jul 22, 2007 8:32 pm
Mood: devious,
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An army of MEN WITH HATS are descending upon shopping malls across the WORLD and they are armed with smelly CHEESE. Our numbers are EXPANDING RAPIDLY, so all man haters BEWARE! Smeagoll has been declared KING of the Men with HATS! But we are SHORT on CODEINE and DESPARETLY need ThinknBlink's services! More on this later...
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