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Does Michelle Obama Dye her HAIR? Yes or No Aug 25, 2008 10:39 am
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Barbara Bush should have had her straightened and dyed dark brown. John McCain should dye his . So...WHAT do you THINK? Does Michelle Obama dye her or doesn't she?
She dyes her
She doesen't dye her
She SHOULD dye her as SOON as she finds a grey !
11 Comments, 2 votes
Russian Ladies, Since I Listed my Income at Zero... Aug 23, 2008 9:40 am
Mood: okay, 631 Views
...I notice that you don't write to me any more. That's OK! If you are a 50 year old wealthy Russian widow who has been desperately wanting to write to me but have been too embarassed, don't worry. I am not ashamed to accept a proposal from a wealthy woman, being penniless myself. I am VERY GOOD at spending money. I don't want you to think that I am high maintenance. I have been living on zero for a long time and if you want to put me on a small allowance of $40,000 a month, I will not complain. Please write soon!
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Who is Predjudiced? Aug 23, 2008 8:44 am
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OK. There has been a LOT of predjudice against long -d gentlemen, particularly in the 1960's and 1970's. But there has still been some in the 1990's (clubs not letting long -ed gentlemen in because of their "dress code" , and even a little in the 21st century: Contractors on USAF bases asking a gentleman to put his back in a pony tail while he works...etc. So HERE is YOUR chance to come out AGAINST or FOR civil rights for long -ed gentlemen!
Long -ed gentlemen should live in a segregated city
Long -e gentlemen should all be shot
Long -ed gentlemen should be scalped and tortured
Long -ed gentlemen should be castrated
US Armed Forces allow women to have long . Gentlemen ought to be allowed same rights
Long -d gentlemen should be tied up with their own and forced to read Corinthians 666 times
Long -d gentlemen give me the creeps
Long -d gentlemen should all be crucified
Long -d gentlemen all take drugs
Long -ed gentlemen are all filthy dirty hippies
10 Comments, 2 votes
Girls Chasing Boys Aug 23, 2008 8:30 am
Mood: beautiful, 433 Views
OK. It must be Sandra Bullock day. I was watching "While You Were Sleeping" on TV and wondering why there were no movies where the chases the boy while HE plays hard to get. Then "Force of Nature" comes on and I say: "Oh". Anyway, I would like to see MORE movies where the chases the boy...even if it doesn't happen that way in real life very often. If the s saw more movies where the chases the boy, MAYBE it work that way in real life more often.
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I Spent the Last Hallf Hour on the Suckle Trying to Catch Up! Aug 21, 2008 10:56 am
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LookBehindYou has been overdosing on coffee lately and has been cranking out blog posts. I have been doing my best to read them and leave feedbax but it is hard when I am indulging in dilaudid instead of cafeine! Anyway, I joined his blogcrawl and have picked nooneyouknow to host his FIRST visit!
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Are There ANY Female Angels? Aug 20, 2008 10:41 am
Mood: contemplative, 453 Views
We have ALL heard of Michael and Gabriel and Lucifer. But...are there any female angels? The Gospel of Thomas says that there are NO women in heaven. But what about outside of heaven? Can a female angel exist on EARTH? I prayed last night for a LONG -ed angel to leave a LOCK of her for me but there was NO LOCK of for me this morning. The Bible says that angels are supposed to be messengers and are supposed to serve men. (Lucifer didn't like this) Angels are immortal, but ALL men die. So angels are ABOVE men in THAT sense. Before Noah's flood, angels came down and slept with women and the women bore children who became giants. But NO female angels came down and bore children from men...so, perhaps there really are NO female angels. What do YOU think?
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Sexy Accents From USA Aug 20, 2008 10:21 am
Mood: curious, 438 Views
It has been said that the most normal US accent is spoken in Baltimore, Maryland and all the TV and radio brodcasters try to emulate it all across the country. But many northerners find a southern Texas accent very sexy. I find that s in Michigan have a VERY sexy accent. What state has the most sexy accent in your opinion?
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Private Party for Angeline8, nooneyouknow, and jesme2006 Aug 19, 2008 9:51 am
Mood: flirtatious, 470 Views
The room is dark and cool. There are bottles of California Chardonay, Canada Dry ginger ale, and genuine Druid witches' brew tea, (All beverages may contain laudinum). Balty enters, removes his shirt, and stretches out on his stomach...and waits!
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My Day in the Psych Ward Aug 16, 2008 11:53 am
Mood: frustrated, 581 Views
OK, so I set up an appointment for free psychiatric evaluation. I told the shrink that I had suicidal thoughts when I was dealing with the terrible pain in my feet from the electrocution. He asked if I would be willing to voluntarily commit myself. I asked if I would be guaranteed to have ALL of the meds that I was currently taking, including my LYRICA! He assured me that the hospital had a pharmacy and I would have ALL of my meds. So I checked in, and told the triage staff all of the meds I was taking, stressing the vital importance that I MUST have the Lyrica because the dose has been titrated over time and quitting would cause severe withdrawal symptoms. I was assured that I would have my meds. It was an all day process beginning at 1PM with the shrink and ending at 10 PM with me in bed in the psych ward. I asked for a sleeping pill but was told that I could not have one unless their docs prescribed one for me...a BAD sign. There were NO docs on duty. So in the morning, I wake up and I'm all hot to take my Lyrica. I go to the window like on "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest" to get my pills. I was offered a nicotine patch (No smoking allowed). I declined. Then I was told "there's nothing for you. I panicked. I made what I assume will be one of the more memorible scenes on the psych ward. I begged for Lyrica. I lie upon the floor sobbing. I begged them to call 911 and have me sent to ER. I was trapped in there with NO LYRICA! My feet were beginning to fry because I had spent the whole previous afternoon and night dealing with admission issues and had not taken a PM dose. The attendants told me that there was no doc and that I could not get the meds prescribed except by him and he would not be there until afternoon...maybe. I was more freaked out than any of the other patients and freaked all of them out, I am sure. I said I needed to be let out to go home and get my Lyrica. But again...I could not be discharged without a doc. The doc did not show up until afternoon. It was possible that the doc would NOT discharge me AND would NOT prescribe Lyrica...a SURE recipie for suicide! So it was after 4PM when the shrink saw me. He asked if I was still having thoughts of suicide. I said "No". I was asked if I wanted to stay or be discharged. I said I wanted to go. Those attendants wasted NO TIME stripping down my bed as soon as the doc approved my discharge. They practacally ran into the room where I had been staying. OK...so I did NOT get put into a straight jacket, and I was not locked in a padded cell. The nurses and counselors were actually extremely patient with me. I don't see how people can do their job with crazy people like me crossing their paths!
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He Doesn't Suckle on bigchurch Aug 13, 2008 8:16 am
Mood: mischievous, 640 Views
You remember BuzzBlaze (ThinknBlink) and his codeine infested udders. He has a NEW handle now. He spotted my blog on bigchurch. (Most people from here that are on bigchurch recognize me from my BLING that I have there because I do not have any pics posted there). Anyway, I tossed him a bloated one on bigchurch but he was reluctant to suckle there. He felt it might not be appropriate, I think. But, he is bACK here again now, and we can all look forward to many putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max codeine infested udders to suckle again!
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