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Important WORDS From The GRAND EUNICH May 12, 2007 2:28 am
Mood: curious, 756 Views
The monastery is packed, standing room ONLY. It is HOT and muggy inside...but you could hear a pin drop. At LAST! The GRAND EUNICH staggers to the pulpit He THRUSTS his arms skyward, bearing a putrified...etc...etc. suckles fiercely...etc & etc. The GRAND EUNICH speaks: Now, some of you have some questions about CELABICY. I perceive a resistance here and I am going to massage you with my words now and this resistance shall be dissolved...(takes a quick suckle.) Let my words flow through your legs and around your ankles as you listen to the sound of my deep voice and let us take a journey together. Now, let my ideas intermingle with the strands of your hair as I postulate a viewpoint here. And as you indulge yourself here, consider this premise:...More on this later...
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The GRAND EUNICH SPEAKS! May 11, 2007 2:42 pm
Mood: ecstatic, 1178 Views
Now, as perhaps some of you have perceived, I have changed the name of my blog.
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the pulpit, and raises his arms BOLDLY skyward bearing a putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max codeine infested udder. The GRAND EUNICH tilts his head back...and begins to suckle fiercely for...some considerable anount of TIME. He lowers his head, and gazes sternly at his monks and nuns. He tilts his head back and suckles some more. The GRAND EUNICH adjusts the microphone...and takes another quick suckle. "People. You KNOW why I am here today. I come before you as one who has become LIBERATED from the ties that bound me! I am FREE! I bear the secret in my heart that can LIBERATE mankind!!!"...more on this later...
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DUDE I just Hit 5,000!!!!! May 10, 2007 9:32 pm
Mood: giddy, 783 Views
5,000 posts IN THIS BLOG! Do you REALIZE what this MEANZZZ? Suppose the average number of views for each seperate post is 800. So, 800x5000...dude I am closin' in on a HALF MILLION VIEWS! Those big numbers are CRUCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Help Me Pick Some Keno Numbers May 10, 2007 8:44 pm
Mood: excited, 2542 Views
I am NOT lucky at keno anymore. I need some NEW lucky numbers! Maybe you can HELP me with this! I think it can SPICE UP your LIFE a bit if you do the QUICK PICK and play a 10 spot!
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VITALLY IMPORTANT NEWS!!! Read This NOW! May 10, 2007 8:28 pm
Mood: restless, 741 Views
I JUST recieved word that a TROPICAL STORM has developed off the East Coats of the US...TODAY! This out of season storm may be an indicator of an ACTIVE hurricane season (officially starts on June 1) for the EAST COAST. My GUT FEELING...is that THIS is the YEAR for the hurricane that will DEVASTATEb the EAST COAST of the U.S.!!!!
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VITALLY IMPORTANT NEWS!!! Read This NOW! May 10, 2007 8:20 pm
Mood: restless, 659 Views
I JUST recieved word that a TROPICAL STORM has developed off the East Coats of the US...TODAY! This out of season storm may be an indicator of an ACTIVE hurricane season (officially starts on June 1) for the EAST COAST. My GUT FEELING...is that THIS is the YEAR for the hurricane that will DEVASTATEb the EAST COAST of the U.S.!!!!
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I Need EVERYBODY For This Experiment! May 10, 2007 4:19 pm
Mood: experimental, 901 Views
Everybody who reads this, as an experiment that I am conducting...PLEASE pose ONE feedback in my blog. I need oNE feedback from each of you. It can be vrey brief. And please tell your on-line friends about it so that THEY will post one feedback on m,y blog too!
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Imminent Disaster. most Costly Hurricane on the Way May 10, 2007 3:03 pm
Mood: gloomy, 604 Views
It has been a couple of years now since hurricane Katrina flooded New Orleans and Gulfport. The storm WEAKENED from a category 5 to a 3 before the eye made landfall, however, the deep low pressure in the center of the hurricane had raised a buldge of ocean water that surged into the Mississippi Gulf coast. Now, I shall describe to you a scenario that HAS happened before when there was considerably LESS population, and it has happened MORE than once, so it is BOUND to happen again...soon. I am talking about a HUGE category 4 or even 5 hurricane making landfall on the Atlantic coast of the US and wreaking havoc all the way into Canada! By late september, the ocean water has had the entire summer to heat up off the coast of the Eastern US. Imagine a strong hurricane accelerating so fast that it does NOT have time to weaken very much as it races up the coast, inland and wipes out everything in its path! The population from VA to NY is So much greater than most anywhere else in the country, and think how CRIPPLING a strong hurricane will be when the next DIRECT hit comes from a fast moving category 4 or possibly 5 hurricane. Hurricane Hazel came and surprised everyone with her strength and very fast forward speed...on October 15, 1954. Rhode Island was surprised by a fast moving hurricane in 1938. But if you go back far enough, it gets REALLY scary. 138 MPH winds in the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay a=s a deadly hurricane WIPED out coastal New Jersey with a storm surge! A 50 foot tidal wave hits Delaware during the hurricane of October 23, 1878. There are hurricanes that anihilated settlements and tobacco crops in VA in the 1600's and 1700's. It is ONLY...a matter of TIME before the next DIRECT HIT! And there is NOTHING that anyone can DO about it.
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Advice for a New Blogger or an Old One May 10, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: impressed, 763 Views
I have dilligently been studying the numbers and the statistics here and have come up with some useful tips for a beginning blogger or an old one who might want to PUMP their feedbax up. The best day of the week to post a new blog is Thursday. The best TIME to post a new blog is between 2PM and 3PM EDT. The best way to pump the feedbax numbers up is to COPY the titles from other blogs that are getting lots of views in the ranks. And MOST IMPORTANTLY: I just made all of this stuff up! I really have NO IDEA how to pump the feedbax up! I'm just bored and I got time on my hands right now!!!
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Not my First Blog but I FOUND my Virginity Again!!! May 9, 2007 8:46 pm
Mood: grateful, 826 Views
Gentle reader, I have been writing precious words here IN THIS BLOG...for about FIVE MONTHS here now, so you KNOW that THIS is NOT my FIRST BLOG!...But imagine when you read these OH so sweet little wordz...THAT it IS...my first blog. Now let my words carress you and gently take hold in the deep recesses of your mind so that I might illuminate your consciousness with some CRUCIAL facts here. I...used to be a VIRGIN. I HAVE been in any number of CHURCHES too. Now, being a male animal, I do NOT believe that tou can EVER really LOSE your virginity unless you allow it to be TAKEN from you. Now, if I REFUSE to ADMIT the memories of ALL of the women (OK...or of the FEW women) whofound their way into my arms in the past, and I can EDIT these memories OUT of my life, I can DECLARE that I...am a bonifide VIRGIN! So from this day forward, I am a VIRGIN! My life of CELIBACY can envelope my lifespan from ONE END to the OTHER now! I declare myself to be: GRAND EUNICH.
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