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Shall I PICK the ideal Match for...SOMEONE? May 20, 2007 10:35 pm
Mood: flirtatious, 1359 Views
I have scanned the blogs here and have read rhem. Now, if I were to DISPENSE with the geographical variable, I could analyze the written matter that I have absorbed, and I could perhaps come up with a match for...YOU? Any BOLD volunteers? I thought that if I were ti match two people in the blogs, that I could set them up for a cyber date like ThinknBlink and Kirstie. If anyone wants to be matched, post your feedbax in this blog. Do not worry. I shall not match myself with anyone...because I...am the GRAND EUNICH. (suckles moderately, but steadilly)
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READ My Magazine Posts. You WILL be Impressed!!!!! May 20, 2007 9:16 pm
Mood: idolized, 678 Views
The GRAND EUNICH would like to extend his humble invitation to ALL of you to go to the friendfinder magazines and read my humble posts. And tell your computer literate friends about it. You WILL be impressed, and of that I can PROMISE you!!! How can I DO this? When you read my magazine articles and then you let my words carress you, you will be astounded at the grains of truth that can show through the writings of a semi-literate, and simple man as myself because the rough writing style will surprise you with the revalations from simple minded prose. And the reading experience might just reveal somerthing about yourself to you too!
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7 Things That Irritate You About Date's Apperrance / Behavior May 20, 2007 6:50 pm
Mood: ecstatic, 752 Views
The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the pulpit, stumbles for a moment, then regains his footing with the help of a couple of monks. He BOLDY thrusts his arms skyward, large hands bearing a putrified, well bloated, swollen to the max codeine infested udder. He tilts his head back...and begins to SUCKLE like there's gonna be NO TOMORROW! He ceremoniously lowers the udder and prepares to speak. (takes a quick suckle). I WANT...his words echo acros the packed monastery. I WANT to discuss disturbing behaviours that become apparent to us when meeting someone for a first date. And I PARTICULARLY want to bring up thye subject of disturbing appearance. Now THIS may seem like a strange subject for the GRAND EUNICH to broach, but my feeling is that once thyis subject is discussed openly among both sexes, the CELIBATE life will appear...QUITE ATTRACTIVE. So I invite you eunichs AND uncelibate alike...to list the seven most disturbing and unattractive things that irritate you about a date's APPEARANCE and BEHAVIOR.
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THIS Blog Goes LIVE on Cable TV May 19, 2007 11:23 pm
Mood: excited, 953 Views
JUST kidding about THAT. It is hard enough for me to come up with these remarks every day without having to write a thirty minute episode. But I like the interaction that we create with our feedbax. I hope to continue visiting your blogs and periodically posting feedbax in them.
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Does debutanteBaltimr Have a Brother or Sister or Other Relatives Blogging Here? May 18, 2007 7:54 pm
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Now, there are some rather UNUSUAL blogs here that I am sure that ALL of you have read. But are ANY of them BIZARRE enough to be related in ANY WAY...to debutanteBaltimr and his CRUCIAL and totally and completely different blog? Cast your VOTES NOW!
smeagoll is debutanteBaltimr's brother
ThinknBlink is debutanteBaltimr's nephew
Dorko is debutanteBaltimr's sister
smeagoll IS debutanteBaltimr
gowerboy is debutanteBaltimr's son
gowerboy IS sebutanteBaltimr AND smeagoll
Cruiser387 is debutanteBaltimr's daughter
NO ONE is CRAZY enough to be debutanteBaltimr except HIM!
This is just a BAD DREAM and I am going to wake up any min.
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They Don't Make This Anymore! May 17, 2007 11:53 pm
Mood: curious, 1270 Views
Do you ever think about a kind of food that you used to eat when you were a kid that they don't make anymore? Maybe some of you can remember these...or perhaps you have some others that you would like to share on this blog. I can remember a chocolate milk drink back in the 1960's that came in a whipped cream can and you could shake it and then spray it into a glass of milk. It wasd SO good! It was better than Bosco or Ovaltine, or Nestle's Quick.
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Slots Weren't Payin' Off May 17, 2007 7:32 pm
Mood: adventurous, 990 Views
I couldn't get anything goin on at the casino today so I got home early enough to post some blogs that everybody can see instead of after you guys are all asleep!

HELP ME OUT HERE! Put me on your "watch list" AND leave feedbax in MY blog to help me move up in the RANKS! I'm in a RACE! And I want to WIN!!!
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My Very Good Friend George Has Died May 17, 2007 6:45 pm
Mood: sympathetic, 1101 Views
I have just recieved some very bad news from my sister. George died. He was well into his 70's and looked like he had aged a lot when I saw him last, but it came as a shock to me that he had died because he did not have any disease that I was aware of. But it DOES put me in touch with my mortality...AGAIN! Soon, all of my friends will be gone, and at some point, all of my family are sure to die. I do NOT want to be left alone. But I ALSO do NOT want to DIE! But I can not put things off. I waonder if George is still on the earth and if there was a sensitive receiver that I could adjust the amplitude and frequency of the reception, if it would be possible for me to communicate with him to find out what death was like and what it is like to be dead.
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Redefining ThinknBlink's Putrified, Disgusting Rabbit Hole May 16, 2007 9:35 pm
Mood: nauseated, 943 Views
I've spent the entire day hauling depleted udders out of a STINKY, ROTTEN pit! How many MORE depleted udders does he HAVE down there??? It seems ENDLESS. I have barely uncovered the TIP of the ICEBERG. And if he doesn't arrive with more codeine SOON, I'm NOT gonna be able to last much longer!!! ThinknBlink: HURRY UP!!!
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Did Anybody Else Who Was There Notice This? May 16, 2007 2:40 pm
Mood: curious, 973 Views
There was something different about the thunderstorms in the 1960's. I remember in 1969, a tremendous storm that approached. There was a peach color beneath the clouds but the sky overhead was blue-black. High winds came out ahead of the storm. When it hit, visibility was absoutly ZERO. The winds were screaming. Trees were uprooted everywhere, creeks were flooded, and roofs were blown off houses. The storm probably lasted only 15 minutes. The storms in the early 1970's had some of the same characteristics but they weren't quite the same as the storms of the 1960's. There were storms that would hit at night with high winds and heavy rain and hail...at 2 AM. The kind of storms that would keep you awake all night with constant lightning and thunder. I witnessed a storm in the 1990's that also had the torrential rain, thunder and downburst that produced major wind damage, and I witnessed one in 2003 that dumped 5 inches of rain in 2 hours...but there was something different about the CLOUDS in the 1960's (No, I never dropped acid). Anybody else notice the difference in the clouds? I wonder if it had anything to do with the nuke testing in the 1950's-1969's...or the fallout from the asian war?
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