| Are You......SARAH? |
May 15, 2007 10:47 pm
Mood: curious, 895 Views | | smeagoll, are you SARAH? How many of the handles that fill the blog are in fact...smeagoll? Could you actually be...gowerboy??? Maybe gowerboy is in fact...THE ONLY blogger with multiple handles! I think that gowerboy has a MASTER COMPUTER network set up with multiple identities that he controls via his data banks. YES...I have FIGURED IT OUT!!! | |
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| Smokin' HOT and HUMID up Here in the Mountains |
May 15, 2007 2:33 pm
Mood: hot, 1053 Views | | You know...I thought I'd found a NICE cool, shady spot up here on the mountainside...a good 6 or 800 feet above sea level...but I gotta tell you...its HOT outside and muggy too...up here in the mountains! I got the window unit crankin' at FULL blast to cool one room at my place here and THAT's where I'm a goin' right after I finish this here POST! | |
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| Vote For SMEAGOLL...............OK? |
May 15, 2007 12:41 am
Mood: excited, 937 Views | | I just wanted to take this time to put in my two cents worth here for my good friend standing next to me at the pulpit here with the mozzerella cheese strands hanging out of his mouth. His Name is Mr.Smeagoll T. He has decided to cast his hat into the race and I have cast the first vote RIGHT HERE in my monastery. So, I am gonna PASS the collection baskets around now and I am very pleased to GIVE you ALL this opportunity to contribute to our cause. (applause) | |
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| A Walk in the May Countryside |
May 14, 2007 9:13 pm
Mood: cheerful, 830 Views | | I am gonna take you on a peacefull journey into the woods now. Imagine the sweet springtime fragrances and the birds in the air. Cotton candy clouds drift lazilly overhead through the green canopy of treelimbs overhead. A peculiar odor invades your nostrils. Kind of out of place. But you know that you MUST find the source. You track the smell as best as you can, picking your way through thorns and dense undergrowth. Eventually, you make your way up to a road and you can hear the humming of insects. A swarm of flies leads you to the dead animal that has been run over, laying on the side of the road. The animal's flesh is putrified and decomposing, maggot infested, and the sickly sweet smell of death fills your nostrils. You DECIDE to LIVE in the MOMENT, and you get down on your knees. You lean over, so close that your nose almost TOUCHES the carrion. The wingtips of swarming flies tickle your face. You inhale deeply, taking in the smell of death and you can TASTE it strongly in the Back of your throat. You PICK up the insect infested carrion with your bare hands and jog through the forrest, back to your vehicle and take it home with you...STILL LIVING in the MOMENT, you ask...What next??? | |
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| Who Does debutanteBaltimr Love? |
May 14, 2007 8:14 pm
Mood: anxious, 766 Views | | Who, you ask, does The GRAND EUNICH love? Well let me let you in on a little secret that I have kept...for QUITE SOME TIME... Click on the comments to find out WHO debutanteBaltimr loves. Someone RIGHT HERE in these blogs...RIGHT NOW! | |
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| EUNICH garners 5200+ Posts But Judged Too Bizzarre for Mag Review |
May 14, 2007 7:58 pm
Mood: disappointed, 678 Views | | Now, some of you booggers have had your blog reviewed in the ff magazines recently, or have had offers from ff for a mag review in exchange for three month's gold membership. Now, when you look at the EUNICH'S blog title, you DON'T see that little gold ball or even a silver ball. All you see is a STANDARD BLANK! And THAT is all his blog is gonna get, because, you see...who in their RIGHT MIND would highlight a blog where the main topic of discussion can range from ambient temperature haggis nine days old to a sack of decomposing...dead kittens. | |
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| Does Anybody REALLY Know debutanteBaltimr??? |
May 14, 2007 6:59 pm
Mood: calm, 727 Views | I have taken the liberty of COPYING off of Mindzei without asking her permission. Answer these questrions about debutanteBaltimr and see how well you score. (I have made some of the questions different from the ones on her blog and changed the order around a bit.
1. Where was debutanteBaltimr born?
2. What is his favorite kind of animal
3. (easy) What kind of fettish does he have?
4. What is his favorite place that he visited?
5. How many kids does he have?
6. What program does he watch most on cable TV?
7. What does he do in spare time other than blog?
8. How many times has he been married?
9. What religion is he
10. What shoe size does he wear? | |
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| NO Job Offers Today and NO Insurance Coverage |
May 14, 2007 9:18 am
Mood: drained, 695 Views | | I checked O.L and I can SEE that there are NO job offers for me to consider today, and another day shall pass that I shall have NO insurance to help me cover the cost of medical bills for my pain killers or doctor visits. I had a BAD FOOT DAY yesterday. The pain meds JUST werern't working for me and I spent the day in AGONY. If I could JUST get the insurance benefits and strong enough pain killers, LIFE could be a bit EASIER! I am blogging on a neuropathy forum now and am getting lots of support and advice from people who have chronic pain issues like mine. | |
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| FAILURE |
May 13, 2007 8:04 pm
Mood: crushed, 953 Views | Well, perhaps it is time for me to admit defeat here. Now, I know that you do not think much of me, and well.. what can I say. I am NOT much to think about. I post some obscure thoughts on these blogs and I BLATANTLY fish for feedbax hoping to move up in the ranks, but I can see from your response...or LACK of it...that you don't think my blog is worth it.
And today...I admit that you are CORRECT! Oh, I do have a couple of VERY GOOD O.L. friends that post feedbax in my blog for me... but You, gentle reader, have helped me to come to a consensus that the words that I spit out are perhaps not worth sharing. | |
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| I Gotta be Awake 24 Hrs to Keep up With Mindzei |
May 12, 2007 11:52 pm
Mood: anxious, 760 Views | | Its almost 3 AM here and she is STILL posting blogs and getting all kinds of feedbax while I sleep...OK, I'm NOT sleeping! I gotta catch up here. She is STILL leaving me in the dust. And I even foolishly got sucked in and found myself posting more feedbax...IN HER BLOG!!! And NOW she has a POLL too! | |
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