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My BIG PLANS Jul 28, 2007 12:10 pm
Mood: optimistic, 1448 Views
OK. I have an issue with my foodstamps and the bill collectors and the utility bills and my lack of employment and the roaches and my not having any pets around and my medications. And I need to make some sort of big planzz here! I need to generate some cash. So I have decided to become WEALTHY! So that is my number one plan...but I haven't worked out EXACTLY how to accomplish my goal yet. But when I can afford to feed myself, I MIGHT think about having a CAT around again! More on this later...
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For the NEW People Jul 27, 2007 3:48 pm
Mood: accomodating, 1505 Views
New people: Welcome to the blogs! I shall enjoy reading your material here. We have MANY fine writers here who are very, VERY talented and I hope that you enjoy reading their original material whenever you are in the mood for some exquisite stimulation AND entertainment. And you can be SURE that many of these blog posts are very informative too! Its like having your very own private LIBRARY online. Now, in order to provide you with the most satisfying reading experience, I would like to request from you some of your favorite subject matter. I have been informed that my Civil War story was entertaining and I DO plan to write some more on this at some point. I shall look forward to reading your feedbax!!!
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What is Your FAVORITE Sit-Com of ALL TIME? Jul 27, 2007 3:40 pm
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OK. TV has been around since 1888 so we got more than a HUNDRED years of material to work with here. Your feedbax are PRECIOUS to me.
Seinfeld
Fraiser
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
MASH
Cheers
The Andy Griffith Show
Everybody Loves Raymond
Gilligan's Island
All in the Family
WKRP in Cincinatti
32 Comments, 26 votes
Big Bag of WIND! Jul 27, 2007 3:24 pm
Mood: relieved, 1149 Views
Another hot and steamy day up here in the mountains, 1,300 feet above sea level. Then it clouded up a bit. I stepped out on the deck and looked up at the grey clouds. A low cloud bank was racing up toward the mountain much more rapidly than the clouds overhead. Then a distant roar became louder and the trees on either side of me began waving wildly, tossed violently by 50+ MPH wind gusts. It remained relatively calm where I was standing but I was concerned that trees would begin falling soon. Then the winds died down and a brief period of rain began. There was one solitary roll of thunder and then the storm blew off like a big bag of wind and the sun came out. So I go to turn my computer on and it did not work. I frantically switched the cords in the outlet thinking that a breaker was tripped but no luck. So I gave up and watched TV for a while. For the aitch ee double toothpix, I then tried to turn the ancient dinosaur on again...and it worked! I guess it just needed a little rest!
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I'm Planning a Honeymoon for Mary and Bruce Jul 27, 2007 11:44 am
Mood: devious, 1180 Views
Now, I've been HARD at WORK here on the honeymoon plans. After the wedding, I have arranged for Mary and Bruce to be escorted via Hansom cab pulled by a team of thirty Clydesdale horses down to Saint Augustine, Florida. They will be staying in an exclusive 500 year old suite and served a lobstertail dinner. All of their needs and wants will be attended to...EXCEPT for internet access! The newlyweds will be locked up in their pris...uh, honeymoon suite UNTIL Balty's Corner overtakes Cruiser's Corner in the ranks!
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I Find Myself Alone and Bored Tonight Jul 26, 2007 7:36 pm
Mood: very passionate, 1174 Views
All by myself with NO kitten to stroke. What am I gonna DO about THAT! My thoughts turn toward a woman with LONG, straight black HAIR and bangs who would come and invite me to lie down and stretch out on my stomach. Then she would bend over and lay her LONG HAIR on my back and begin to massage my back with her LONG HAIR! After the HAIR massage, I would LICK her LONG HAIR from its roots in the top of her scalp to the ends until it was DRIPPING WET! Now, my imagination can run wild when I am alone and bored. But perhaps there IS a LONG HAIRED woman reading this NOW who feels the passion rising in her and she will DARE to respond! *NOT
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What Can I DO to Improve my Pic? Jul 26, 2007 2:24 pm
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OK. I need to get a bunch of profile views so I can move up in the ranks on the "Most Popular Members" list. Now I need some tips here to make my profile more intriguing.
Wear a hood that covers my face
Take a pic in a dark room with no flash
Remove all pics from profile
Post a pic of a skunk on my profile
Post a pic of a rat on my profile
Post a pic of my hot, muscular legs on my profile
Take a pic of my HAIR from behind and post on my profile
Take a pic of a burial plot and post on my profile
Post a pic of a skeleton on my profile
Cover my head with a sack and post a pic on my profile
19 Comments, 7 votes
Somebody's Feet STINK Real Bad! Jul 26, 2007 10:19 am
Mood: smelly, 1029 Views
Who IS it! Somebody in here has REALLY stinky FEET! I can SMELL them every time I log onto this blog! I KNOW that you're EMBARRASSED about it...but COME ON! WHO IS IT! I can smell your STINKY FEET so bad I gotta log off and shut the computer down! Every single day when I log on and check in with the blogs, I roll up my sleeves and take my shoes off and prop my feet up on my desk and start to get down to business and then the smell of your FEET overwhelms me! Get some ODOR RATERS, MAN!!!
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When Does Old Age Begin? Jul 25, 2007 7:49 pm
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What age were you when you first realised that you were old?
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When Does Old Age Begin? Jul 25, 2007 7:49 pm
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What age were you when you first realised that you were old?
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