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Today's Episode Aug 13, 2007 11:08 am
Mood: surprised, 1006 Views
***organ music***
Aerial view of the mental hospital compound.

Jane Sickular enters the lobotomy surgical room to inform Dr. Steve Sickular about the scheduled Rorshack test with Ms. Doe at 8PM and finds him in the arms of Ben Case. They are tongue kissing ferociously, wet and sloppy with lip action that would make an Oz kiss look like a peck on the cheek. Both men, reasonably well endowed, stand fully erect, wiggling their hips, sword fighting with one another. Steve breaks away and stares at Jane, stammering. He manages to blurt out: "Dear, we were just discussing Greek history and thought we would do a little role play. Beads of sweat glisten on his shiney, bald head as he strokes his beard franticly.
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A Roadmap to Insanity Aug 11, 2007 1:27 pm
Mood: stressed, 1100 Views
***organ music***
An aerial view of the mental hospital comes into view and fades into the bustling padded cell ward.

"Doctor Nervosa...Dr Nervosa, line 2...DING DING" White coated men are walking briskly down the corridor. "Jane, I need to schedule a Rorshack test one of the new patients that we just released from the rubber room. She should be regaining consciousness in a few hours."

"OK Dr. Tremmor. I think Dr. Sickular is on night shift tonight. I'll schedule an evaluation with her. What is her name?"

"We have her down as 'Ms. Doe' for now, Jane."

"OK. Ms. Doe at 8PM then. George, there's something I need to tell you. I'm pregnant."

"Jane...you and Steve havent slept together for 3 months. Is there any chance that you might be mistaken?"

"George, I've missed my period for 2 months in a row now and I tried two seperate pregnancy tests and they both test positive for the rabbit dying! And you are the only one who I have slept with in the last three months."

"Jane, what if my wife finds out? I can't afford a divorce now! Is there any chance that you could pass the pregnancy off on one of your boyfriends?"

Stay tuned for our next episode!!!!!!!!!
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Balty's New On-line SOAP OPERA!!! Aug 10, 2007 12:07 pm
Mood: addicted, 1107 Views
"A Roadmap to Insanity" Written, produced, and starring: debutanteBaltimr! (and his MULTIPLE personalities).
Todays episode begins at the General Mental Hospital in downtown Neurotic City. The haggard looking psychiatrist sits at the admissions desk, stroking his beard and daydreaming. He swallows a hand full of xanax pills to calm his frayed nerves. Suddenly the buzzer sounds and snaps the introspective doctor from his reverie. Two men in white coats enter through the front doors with a woman tightly bound in a straight jacket between them. "Good MORNING, doctor Sickular!", Ben calls out. "'Mornin', Mr. Case.", the psychiatrist answers absently. Just then, a spark of recognition jolts the doctor as he gazes upon the semi-comatose, well sedated and well bound woman! (Stay tuned for our NEXT episode!
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Time to Crow a Bit Aug 9, 2007 1:21 pm
Mood: grateful, 1112 Views
I have heard that Cruiser's Corner...ducked out for a day. And GUESS what BLOG made it UP to THE NUMBER ONE SPOT when her blog ducked out??? A SMOKIN' HOT blog! A CRUCIAL blog! THIS blog has HIT the net like a tidal wave! 8 months ago, this blog started out at ZERO. From the bottom of the barrel in December 2006, THIS BLOG has shot up to NUMBER ONE like a rocket and exploded onto the scene like a SUPER NOVA! OK. Back to number 2 now...but we MADE it! Now I would like to express my grattitude to you, my gentle readers who so generously left your precious feedbax in this blog and got this blog up to number one if even...so briefly!
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Toothbrush Debacle Aug 8, 2007 10:09 am
Mood: anxious, 1227 Views
What's goin' ON here with those TOOTHBRUSHES??? It has become harder and harder for me to find a regular good NORMAL toothbrush without a bent handle and without zig-zag shaped multi-colored bristles that makes you GAG even before you open your mouth! I just wanna find a simple toothbrush!!! HELP ME! PLEASE! WHERE do I GO???
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Who is Your Favorite Country Singer? Aug 3, 2007 1:51 pm
1899 Views
I'm curious here. I'll check back the next time I can get to the library!
Conway Twitty
Vern Gosden
Johnny Cash
Roger Miller
George Strait
Merle Haggard
other
40 Comments, 15 votes
I DON'T Have Much Time! Aug 1, 2007 2:30 pm
Mood: crazy, 1807 Views
I'm at the public library online and they could cut me off at any minute! Help me catch up with Cruiser's Corner! Leave some feedbax for me! I will check back as SOON as I CAN!
77 Comments
Computer Crash Jul 31, 2007 2:12 pm
Mood: sad, 1414 Views
Gentle readers: The modem on my computer has burnt out. I am no longer able to go online. I may not be able to blog for a while. Thank you SO MUCH for your precious feedbax! I will miss you!
14 Comments
Your Favorite Soap Opera? Jul 29, 2007 11:19 am
1768 Views
What is your favorite soap opera of ALL time?
Dark Shadows
General Hospital
As The World Turns
Dallas
Mary Hartman Mary Hartman
The Young and the Restless
The Sopranos
The Wire
Oz
other
35 Comments, 14 votes
Seven Questions to Avoid Asking Her on Your First Date Jul 29, 2007 10:12 am
Mood: amused, 1550 Views
#1. Do you wear dentures?

#2. So are you on probation or on parole?

#3. Would you happen to have an extra syringe in your purse?

#4. Are you in your third trimester now?

#5. Is that REALLY a size 2 or is it a size 6?

#6. Do you think your daughter would find me attractive?

#7. So...why do you feel the need to lie about your age to me?
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