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debutanteBaltimr Elopes With Jesme2006's HAIR Sep 18, 2007 11:57 am
Mood: mischievous, 899 Views
While Jesme2006 is sleeping, debutanteBaltimr quietly slips the diamond studded engagement scrunchey onto her LONG without waking her so that she will not discover that her HAIR is now engaged! The wedding will soon follow while she is sleeping, so that her will become married without Jesme2006's knowledge!
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TAILS From Catland Sep 18, 2007 11:51 am
Mood: contemplative, 703 Views
She was a beautiful angora cat. Her name was "Fluffy" and she had beautiful, long white fur. Her close friend "Frisky" was visiting her and they were enjoying some tuna fish. "A bulldog?", he asked her in astonishment. "A bulldog!!!" Frisky could not believe it. Fluffy had managed to get pregnant by a bulldog because she was obviously making somekind of political statement. The dogs were segregated in the kennels across town. Their neighborhood was very dirty. The cats, on the other hand kept their neighborhood very clean and comfortable. When Fluffy had her litter of puppies, she tried at first to keep them clean, but whenever she licked them, their stench was overwhelming. And they were so noisey and wild. They were constantly barking and running wild. NOT like kittens who were well behaved and quiet. Fluffy and her litter of puppies had to relocate to the kennels, and Rover abandoned her as soon as she became pregnant, to re-join "The Pack". The wild pack of dogs would run riot through the cat side of town, ignoring the "No Canines Allowed" signs that were posted. White tigers would patrol at night. Headlines in the Catland newspaper would sometimes read: "Two Canines Hunted, Killed". Some of the more liberal cats would lament "They don't like to be called 'Canine'. They prefer to be called 'dogs'. Some of the packs now preferred to be called: "Barking Animals". As if a change in name could change the fact that they were infact "canine" and always would be. Cats were cautioned to avoid venturing too close to the kennels, or even to venture out at night in spite of their superior vision, because the canines were increasingly chasing them up trees. The pound was always full of canines that were captured by the dogcatcher. Generous cats would attempt to appease the canine packs by delivering discarded bones and other leftovers from the affluent Catland, but the canine pack activity continued to increase. MORE on this later...
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Slimey Women on ff: Do They ALL Want the SAME THING??? Sep 17, 2007 2:02 pm
Mood: uncomfortable, 936 Views
OK. You ALL know who you ARE! You MIGHT be EMBARRASSED but there is NO way that you can DENY it!!! You all want the same thing. And you all think you're gonna find a TASTE of it RIGHT HERE in THIS BLOG! Well, I've got NEWS for ya!ou aint gonna GET it! So...THERE! Now, perhaps you are the one woman who happens to be the exception and you JUST wanted to come here and look for some inspirational words to READ!

*NOT
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My Sensual Fantasy Sep 17, 2007 1:42 pm
Mood: sensual, 702 Views
I stretch out on my stomach and I relax and close my eyes. Then I feel four furry little paws walking on my back! She lies down and rolls over on her back! I feel her LONG hair as she wiggles around on her back...on MY back! Her long, furry tail tickles me as I hear her purring.
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Batchelor or Divorcee? Sep 14, 2007 12:02 pm
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Ladies, you have an option to date a gentleman who otherwise is acceptable to you. He is around your age, perhaps in his late forties to early sixties...but, which gentlemen would you prefer? A man who has NEVER married...or a man who is divorced? Gentlemen, the same scenario is submited for your consideration with the option of two ladies, otherwise aggreable to your taste for dating, but WHICH would YOU choose: Spinster or Divorcee???
Batchelor
Spinster
Divorcee
34 Comments, 8 votes
...yeah, I was infatuated with those furry little animals back then, too. Sep 14, 2007 11:48 am
Mood: sanguine, 800 Views
What if you could capture a SNIPPET of the words that happened to be flowing throug another person's brain at any given moment and record them for the WORLD to view? I would like to DO that here in this blog. If you would be willing to participate, set a timer to go off at random intervals and record the words in your mind at the "ding". If its too personal and involves another person, you may substitute different names so that we will NOT know who you were thinking about. (Example: "debutanteBaltimrs blog is so STUPID! I would love to KILL him!" can be changed to "Doo-doo's blog is..." I'm gonna look FORWARD to readin' the feedbax here...if I get any. (My numberz have been declining rapidly and my bloog will likely SOON...drop out of the ranx all together at this rate! (sob...sob...hysterical crying jag)
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Should a Gentleman Offer... Sep 14, 2007 11:32 am
Mood: ubiquitous, 847 Views
...a ... to a lady? And what if he does? Oooh baby, it's all right.

I'd rather FIGHT than switch...

...tastes good like a cigarette should.

Come to...country.

Remember THOSE? Can tou FILL in the BLANX?

I ask you. WHY izzz it that all of these liqours can advertizzze on TV when alcohol KILLZZZ more people than cigarettes, cigars, and crack cocaine COMBINED...every year???

Maybe its time to BRING BACK all of the cigarette comercials on TV. Yeah, tobacco causes cancer, emhhysema, and heart disease...but we're ALL gonna die anyway and there's NO escaping THAT. So...lets give all the poisons a break here and allow equal advertising for all.

Whaddya THINK? I'm gonna go out for a smoke and when I get back in here, I expect to be reading ALL KINDS of feedbax on here. (I'll pass on the vodka, thank you.) (sorry, Erin...or Sara??/)
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Pizza or Pasta? Sep 14, 2007 10:57 am
949 Views
I KNOW its a tough choice but you gotta choose only one for your favorite!
pizza
pasta
15 Comments, 11 votes
I'm New! Sep 13, 2007 12:58 pm
Mood: adventurous, 841 Views
Hi! I'm NEW here. I was just wondering what I should write about in my blog.

...JUST kidding
11 Comments
They Came Out With a New Pill Sep 13, 2007 12:54 pm
Mood: curious, 728 Views
I heard about a new weight loss pill that came out that you can get without a prescription that blocks all the fat from being absorbrd into the intestines. I asked a doc about it and she said that people she knows who have tried it got diareah real bad and had to stay near a toilet all day. Anybody here try it?
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