| This Squished Bread Issue |
Jul 25, 2007 11:17 am
Mood: inspired, 693 Views | | I managed to squish my loaf of bread again today. Every time I go shopping for bread, I manage to squish the loaf at some point before I get home. Why do they package the loaves in flimsy plastic bags??? Has ANYBODY invented a LOAF PROTECTOR yet??? Nerds have pocket protectors. If somebody would manufacture a LOAF PROTECTOR, I would purchace one and take it with me when I went shopping for bread. Perhaps inexpensive loaf protectors could be distributed by the bread makers to the grocery stores and then they could place them at the cash register next to the grocery bags. What do YOU think? | |
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| Whatever Happened to ryfleman? |
Jul 24, 2007 8:34 pm
Mood: confused, 468 Views | | The Bubonic Plague has swept through Tennessee and seems to have Knocked haloofashes out of commission. I'm wondering if the Plague has swept north into Canada. A technologicly challenged fellow like myself is likely to hurt himself without the proper guidance, you know. I really don't know what I'm doing messing around with these shotgun shells and this sodium powered rifle that I'm constructing. I think I might BLOW MYSELF UP! Maybe I should just ask ryfleman if he will sell me a good Canadian rifle...or a British shotgun. | |
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| A Foolish Choice and a Bit of LUCK |
Jul 24, 2007 8:16 pm
Mood: lucky, 576 Views | | So I managed to get $50 for some scrap copper that I found on Sunday. Now this money wasn't enough to really help out with my bills but it was better than nothing. Now I could go to the casino and LOSE it all or I could apply it toward some of my overdue bills. I WENT to the CASINO! So I fed the machines and after a while I was UP $15. I COULD have walked out while I was ahead...but I JUST couldn't leave after winning ONLY $15! I MIGHT as well LOSE it ALL. So my money began to SHRINK and shrink...And then I hit for ONE THOUSAND quarters. The $250 plus the $50 I had left added up to $300! And NOW I walked out! Before I could SPEND it, I got a money order to pay my overdue telephone/internet bill so I can KEEP on blogging, and MOER IMPORTANTLY...I got a money order to pay my overdue satelite TV bill. I JUST can NOT live without THAT. (I haven't paid my overdue electricity bill OR my water bill, OR my trash collection bill, OR my homeowners maintenance bill, OR my property tax bill yet, though! Maybe I will find some more copper. | |
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| Balty's Wedding Date |
Jul 23, 2007 7:38 pm
Mood: sincere, 585 Views | | The GRAND EUNICH staggers up to the poduim...putrified, well bloated...udder...etc. & etc. The EUNICH speaks: First, I want to ask my monks and nuns to SEPERATE! We'll have NO MORE of THAT...in this monastery. OK. Now. I want to nip this in the BUD before the rumors spread any further. I am NOT engaged to be married. And I am STILL celibate. So...what's the title of this post all about? I just HAD to do it because cruiser367 is gaining ground in the ranks again and I NEED to catch up! HENCE the misleading title to suck you in so that you might leave feedbax for me! STOP! STOP throwing those tomatos! You are gonna BURST my udder! (The GRAND EUNICH makes a QUICK exit.) | |
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| I Have Changed my MIND About Roswell |
Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pm
Mood: experimental, 533 Views | | I never did really believe that an alien flying saucer crashed in or near Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947, and I thought initially that the explanations from the USAF made sense. But after watching an episode on The History Channel, I was STUNNED by what I learned. It changed my whole perception about the flying saucer crash. It seems that there were phots published in newspapers back in 1947 showing a USAF investigator sitting next to remnants of a weather balloon which had supposedly been switched with the real crash debris for the photo and article to be released to the press. In his hands was a TOP SECRET document, and in one of the published photos, part of the document was unintentionally facing the camera. Digital enhancement of the document has made part of it readable and it reveals text describing the wrecked flying disc AND injured victims. I am curious what your opinions are about Roswell and the existence of flying saucers and other UFOs. | |
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| SARAH'S LOCK of HAIR |
Jul 22, 2007 9:39 pm
Mood: romantic, 583 Views | SARAH, I miss your feedbax in my blog. I am posting this JUST incase you happen to check in and read this post. You are my NUMBER ONE HAIRem girl, SARAH. Perhaps one day your LOCK of HAIR will arrive to me, SARAH, and then I would be SO happy, SARAH, because THEN I could STROKE your LOCK of HAIR. SARAH, if you happen to read this post, leave some feedbax in my blog.  | |
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| debutanteBaltimr Joins smeagoll's WAR Against the Man Haters! |
Jul 22, 2007 8:32 pm
Mood: devious, 716 Views | | An army of MEN WITH HATS are descending upon shopping malls across the WORLD and they are armed with smelly CHEESE. Our numbers are EXPANDING RAPIDLY, so all man haters BEWARE! Smeagoll has been declared KING of the Men with HATS! But we are SHORT on CODEINE and DESPARETLY need ThinknBlink's services! More on this later... | |
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| Now HERE is Your CHANCE!!! |
Jul 21, 2007 8:14 pm
Mood: fair, 903 Views | | I am writing this post for all of you who would prefer that I, debutanteBaltimr do NOT leave feedbax in your blogs. I am going to write down the names of all of you who request that I stay out of your blogs and then I am going to cross-check the list every time before I leave any feedback in any blog so that I shall be ABSOLUTELY SURE that you will NEVER receive feedbax from me again! I strive to be fair and I want to ensure that my feedbax are not posted where they are not wanted. Now, this is LIKELY to be an EXTENSIVE list, so I intend to write down the list in alphabetical order so that my cross checks will be thorough and quick! | |
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| An Invitation From Fidel Castro |
Jul 21, 2007 2:16 pm
Mood: greedy, 765 Views | | Fidel Castro and his brother have requested that I, debutanteBaltimr come down to Cuba and take over the country. I have made some deals with several large oil companies to allow off shore drilling around the Island, and have also made some deals with waste management companies around the world to dump toxic wastes in landfills that I will construct on Cuba. I am still working out some lucrative deals with several cocaine kingpins in South America to plant cocaine and opium poppies in Cuba on the tobacco plantations. I will construct an underground secret tunnel under the ocean from Cuba to Key West, Florida for the drug smugglers to use. I will use the revenue from all of these projects to construct casinos on cuba and I will invite tourists from the US and other countries to come on down and gamble and relax in our opium dens. I ask you: SHALL I TAKE THE JOB??? | |
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| Your Favorite Job |
Jul 21, 2007 1:47 pm
Mood: curious, 668 Views | | Imagine that you could be paid the same salary as the highest paid job to perform the kind of work that you did while working on the best job you ever had. What kind of work were you doing. Was it the actual work that you found most enjoyable? Was it the atmosphere of the work place? Was it your boss? Was it your co-workers? What was it about that job that made it your favorite? | |
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