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A Virtual Party for the Unwelcome and the Uninvited Oct 1, 2007 12:14 pm
Mood: crazy, 943 Views
He sits alone in the empty room next to the table containing all manner of beverages, snacks and party favours...wondering if anybody will come. Nerds, freaks, geeks, rejects, retards, rednex, the ugly, the unwashed, the poor, the drunks, convicts, and the junkies...and anyone who is unappreciated and unwelcome elsewhere. Gentlemen, bring your sliderules and your pocket protectors. Syringes welcome. Crack pipes smoked out in the open. This is a REAL party for the REAL world. We aint gonna stand around wearin' Armani suits and pretending to be stock brokers while milling around listening to out of date music, consuming fish eggs that we pretend to enjoy. All manner of candies and other sweets shall be available in abundance. And anything that actually DOES taste good. And you don't have to crack any shells on anything. REAL food that tastes GOOD. And stuff that REALLY DOES get you high and doesn't just make you nauseous and give you a headache.
10 Comments
I am Too Frightened to Do This Because... Oct 1, 2007 11:26 am
859 Views
I have often thought of posting something in thias gentleman's blog, but I have always been too frightened because...
I am too EMBARRASSED about what he or others might think
he may be as deranged as his words or perhaps even more
I find his pix very attractive but I do not want him to know that
he might think I find him attractive but I do not
I am smarter than him and wouldn't dignify his words with feedbax
his subject matter does not interest me
I only reply to blog posts written by females because I am male
I only reply to blogs written by females because I am a lesbian
I am predjudiced against him because he is white
I leave feedbax in his blogs all the time
4 Comments, 4 votes
Appealing to Everyone Oct 1, 2007 11:01 am
Mood: okay, 798 Views
If you can feel
The slippery seal
Then you will deal
With events so real
Because you will peel
Layers that conceal
Like a long dark Eel
That conspire to steal
From the spinning wheel
So keep an even keel
And your wounds will heal
3 Comments
CITIZENS AGAINST POLICE Oct 1, 2007 10:37 am
Mood: serious, 728 Views
It is time for the FREE people to rise up against their suppressors. How many of you people out there have gotten a costly fine for a minor traffic violation. Perhaps some of you have had property siezed by cops. Or maybe you had property destroyed. Some unfortunate people may have had a relative killed by police. Maybe you even had your life threatened at the hands of a cop. We all know that these crimminals look out for their own just like the Itallian mob does, so don't expect ANY kind of justice if you seek legal action against them. The citizens of the WORLD need to band together and intervene in a deceptive manner that can not be foiled. In the USA, cops run the illegal drug trade with impunity. A large number of the cops are heavy drug users themselves. The drug dealers who do not pay the police protection rackets are harrassed and arrested and their dope is stollen daily. There are some cops with good intent but many of them quickly become disillusioned. Serpico tried in vain to clean up the New York City police force decades ago and nearly lost his own life. Internal Affairs only served to provide intel against him for the corrupt police to use. But things have gotten much worse. In Louisianna, cops have been exposed banding together committing blatant highway robbery that would put any Mexican bandito to shame. The few honest cops out there can not prevent this worldwide crime wave. I submit that citizens of the world should discretely follow cops everywhere with camcorders and post the crimminal acts online for the world to see. Any cop caught in an illegal act also ought to be considered fair game for robbery.
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The Perfect Crime Sep 27, 2007 10:37 am
1016 Views
If you could commit a crime and be guaranteed in advance NOT to ever be prosecuted for it...what crime would you pick? (Only ONE crime allowed, and you GOTTA pick one or you will be tortured and executed)
rape
murder
24 Comments, 8 votes
I Had a DREAM Sep 27, 2007 10:06 am
Mood: dreamy, 779 Views
The dream: I had an opportunity to get a free kitten. I needed to select from two long HAIRED kittens. Each kitten was grey with a little orange in her fur. I think the dream may have been inspired by a grey-brown long HAIRED cat that I saw last week. Her TAIL would take your breath away, it was so gorgeous!
11 Comments
Mid West Sep 25, 2007 1:35 pm
Mood: confused, 744 Views
Why is the Mid West called the "Mid West, and not the "Mid North"? And why is the Mid Atlantic called the "Mid Atlantic" and not the "Mid East"? Why is there no "Mid South"? and no "Middle"? Why is there an "Eastern Shore" but no "Western Shore"? There is a "West Coast" and an "East Coast". Why is there a "hurricane Belt" and a "Snow Belt" but a "Tornado Alley" instead of a "Tornado Belt"?
6 Comments
Oriental People Sep 25, 2007 1:24 pm
Mood: happy, 912 Views
OK. What would they REALLY prefer being called? If you refer to them as "Oriental", some of them might claim to be "Asian" but if you refer to them as "Asian", the Russians might point out that they live in Asia and are Caucasians. You can't call them "Chinese" because that leaves out the Koreans and the Vietnamese. The black people seem to take offense to being called certain words. If you read newspapers from the 1960's, they were commonly refered to as "colored" but if they hear you say that today, they act like you just said a swearword. They want to be called "African American". Why aren't white people called "European Americans"? And why aren't Indians called "reds"? Would that make them communists? The people in India are very confusing to label. You can't call them "Asians" and you can't call them "Indians" (Ironic!). Maybe they should be called "browns"?
20 Comments
Send Me an Email if You Weigh Less Than 100 Pounds Sep 24, 2007 1:17 pm
Mood: cynical, 1025 Views
I read this in another blog and thought it would make a GREAT title for a post. It ought to stir up some controversy. Imagine that I am an elderly man, perhaps in my late forties or early fifties who happens to be on the portly side. Now imagine that I post an invitation for "attractive" young ladies under the age of 22 who weigh less than 100 pounds and are financially well endowed. OK. I ask you...is a woman described herein going to be looking for a man such as myself or is she going to be looking for a bodybuilder who looks like the guy who plays Brad Pitt's double? (I am not financially well endowed, but I DO happen to have accumulated an insurmountable amount of debt). I JUST HAD to put that little disclaimer in there in case a young, attractive, wealthy woman happened to respond! (Ha-Ha-Ha!!!) OH, and by the way, I have poor hygene and I smell quite badly.
18 Comments
This Doesn't Happen Very Often Sep 24, 2007 12:36 pm
Mood: impressed, 856 Views
I have met many animals who probably think of me as some giant hairless monster. They run before I can even get close and it hurts to think that most animals are afraid of me. It can be quite lonely to be excluded. But every now and then, I meet up with a very nice animal. I met up with a gorgeous LONG HAIRED cat the other day. The people were not at home when I rang the doorbell, but the CAT saw me through the windows along side the door. She stared into my eyes. I got down and tapped gently at the glass with my paws...uh, I mean...finger tips. The beautiful brownish grey cat walked up and put her paws up to mine at the glass. She was so cute.
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