Advertisement
Have fun, meet people, and find love.
My Blog
Blogs > debutanteBaltimr > readmyprofile itisprofoundnow
readmyprofile itisprofoundnow
  
Take BLING! She is ALL I HAVE to give you.
Title View |
The Perfect Crime Sep 27, 2007 10:37 am
1014 Views
If you could commit a crime and be guaranteed in advance NOT to ever be prosecuted for it...what crime would you pick? (Only ONE crime allowed, and you GOTTA pick one or you will be tortured and executed)
rape
murder
24 Comments, 8 votes
I Had a DREAM Sep 27, 2007 10:06 am
Mood: dreamy, 778 Views
The dream: I had an opportunity to get a free kitten. I needed to select from two long HAIRED kittens. Each kitten was grey with a little orange in her fur. I think the dream may have been inspired by a grey-brown long HAIRED cat that I saw last week. Her TAIL would take your breath away, it was so gorgeous!
11 Comments
Mid West Sep 25, 2007 1:35 pm
Mood: confused, 742 Views
Why is the Mid West called the "Mid West, and not the "Mid North"? And why is the Mid Atlantic called the "Mid Atlantic" and not the "Mid East"? Why is there no "Mid South"? and no "Middle"? Why is there an "Eastern Shore" but no "Western Shore"? There is a "West Coast" and an "East Coast". Why is there a "hurricane Belt" and a "Snow Belt" but a "Tornado Alley" instead of a "Tornado Belt"?
6 Comments
Oriental People Sep 25, 2007 1:24 pm
Mood: happy, 911 Views
OK. What would they REALLY prefer being called? If you refer to them as "Oriental", some of them might claim to be "Asian" but if you refer to them as "Asian", the Russians might point out that they live in Asia and are Caucasians. You can't call them "Chinese" because that leaves out the Koreans and the Vietnamese. The black people seem to take offense to being called certain words. If you read newspapers from the 1960's, they were commonly refered to as "colored" but if they hear you say that today, they act like you just said a swearword. They want to be called "African American". Why aren't white people called "European Americans"? And why aren't Indians called "reds"? Would that make them communists? The people in India are very confusing to label. You can't call them "Asians" and you can't call them "Indians" (Ironic!). Maybe they should be called "browns"?
20 Comments
Send Me an Email if You Weigh Less Than 100 Pounds Sep 24, 2007 1:17 pm
Mood: cynical, 1024 Views
I read this in another blog and thought it would make a GREAT title for a post. It ought to stir up some controversy. Imagine that I am an elderly man, perhaps in my late forties or early fifties who happens to be on the portly side. Now imagine that I post an invitation for "attractive" young ladies under the age of 22 who weigh less than 100 pounds and are financially well endowed. OK. I ask you...is a woman described herein going to be looking for a man such as myself or is she going to be looking for a bodybuilder who looks like the guy who plays Brad Pitt's double? (I am not financially well endowed, but I DO happen to have accumulated an insurmountable amount of debt). I JUST HAD to put that little disclaimer in there in case a young, attractive, wealthy woman happened to respond! (Ha-Ha-Ha!!!) OH, and by the way, I have poor hygene and I smell quite badly.
18 Comments
This Doesn't Happen Very Often Sep 24, 2007 12:36 pm
Mood: impressed, 855 Views
I have met many animals who probably think of me as some giant hairless monster. They run before I can even get close and it hurts to think that most animals are afraid of me. It can be quite lonely to be excluded. But every now and then, I meet up with a very nice animal. I met up with a gorgeous LONG HAIRED cat the other day. The people were not at home when I rang the doorbell, but the CAT saw me through the windows along side the door. She stared into my eyes. I got down and tapped gently at the glass with my paws...uh, I mean...finger tips. The beautiful brownish grey cat walked up and put her paws up to mine at the glass. She was so cute.
9 Comments
The Perfect Man Sep 24, 2007 12:20 pm
Mood: important, 695 Views
Here is your chance to select your choice for the PERFECT man for each race. Here are MY selections:

Caucasian: Jesus of Nazareth. He was the perfect virgin who allowed the blind to see and he died for all men so that they may live, and THEN...he returned from the dead.

Brown: Gandhi. He taught non violence to the Hindus, Budhists, and Islamics and allowed the brown race to gain independence and live in peace briefly.

Oriental: Confucious (Kung Fu Tse) he brought literacy and education to the yellow people and allowed them to make astounding technologic advances and hwlpwd China to become the superior nation on earth for a time.

Indian: Pachacuti. He helped to create the largest red nation in the world over 600 years ago and created the most advanced irrigation systems in the world allowing for surplus crop production and building of great mountain cities.

Negro: Michael Jackson. He became the black man that out sold all other black musicians and made large quantities of money. He acheived world fame. He is perhaps the most well known black man in the world.Blacks have selected him by their very own votes through the dollar and the media coverage to be THEIR perfect man and role model.

Now...let's hear from you!
4 Comments
Multiple Choice Question for Jesme2006 Sep 24, 2007 12:05 pm
589 Views
OK. I have given you all of the options and the freedom to choose.
I would take pleasure in massaging your back with my HAIR
I will send you a LONG LOCK of my HAIR
1 and 2
My HAIR is your HAIR because you married my HAIR
1,2 and 4.
2 Comments, 3 votes
Your Most Disasterous Date Sep 21, 2007 2:07 pm
Mood: weird, 1004 Views
I heard a story on the news years ago (I shall paraphrase here a bit) about a woman who went on a blind date with a...gentleman...who refused to leave. He began to complain of illness when she refused to let him inside of her home after the date should have ended. He made a scene out on her front lawn and got down and laid in the grass as if this would alarm her and convince her to let him come inside for a good-night kiss. Well, it alarmed her enough so that she called 911 and an ambulance was dispatched to take the gentleman to the hospital. But when the ambulance arrived, he refused to be treated. Apparently, this gentleman had pulled simmilar stunts in the past when the dates ended too abruptly for his liking. Now, bearing the above scenario in mind, have any of you ladies...or gentlemen had a date that could be described as equally disasterous, or perhaps even more so? If so, I would love to hear about it.
20 Comments
My Lack of Thoughts Today Sep 21, 2007 1:49 pm
Mood: melancholy, 808 Views
Today's winner: nursiepoo2. So I have plagerized her title to see if I can get 58 views for MY post too! I have almost reached the bottom of the ranks in the feedbax ratings and will soon drop off the radar. I might go out in a blaze of glory and do another post about SARAH'S LOCK of HAIR just before I drop off the list and burn out brightly like a supernova.
6 Comments
1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 ... 20 ... 30 ... 36 37 38 39 40 ... 50 ... 60 ... 70 ... 79 80 81

To link to this blog (debutanteBaltimr) use [blog debutanteBaltimr] in your messages.
49 M
Guidelines
November 2008
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
            1
2
2
  		3
1
4
  		5
  		6
  		7
  		8
3
9
  		10
  		11
  		12
  		13
1
14
1
15
1
16
  		17
  		18
  		19
1
20
1
21
  		22
 
23
  		24
  		25
  		26
  		27
  		28
  		29
 
30
  		           

Recent Visitors
VisitorAgeSexDate
carrie_zhou 22F11/20
gorgeous_asian2 27F11/20
nooneyouknow 35F11/20
haloofashes 28F11/20
royalpurple 29F11/20
bellezia 34F11/20
bbwwithattitude 53F11/20
MunchkinMatron2 40F11/20
beta3444F11/20
godonlyknowswhy 43F11/20
Most Recent Comments by Others
PostPosterPost Date
nooneyouknow edited her profile. I edited mine too!pointoflight2008Nov 20 9:41 pm
Should I be Swept Under the Rug Like a Dirty Hairball?haloofashesNov 20 6:51 pm
PILL Issue Posted in Advice ColumnhaloofashesNov 20 6:48 pm
What is the Most Advanced Civilization on Earth TODAY?haloofashesNov 20 6:45 pm
Can You Identify These?debutanteBaltimrNov 20 9:58 am
1950's Poem Assignmentpointoflight2008Nov 20 12:02 am
They Don't Like my Blog or my BLING!debutanteBaltimrNov 19 9:17 am
The Trees Have Gone BalddebutanteBaltimrNov 19 9:15 am
Can't Find bellezia's New HAIR PicdebutanteBaltimrNov 15 8:38 am
Read These Words in nooneyouknow's BlogdebutanteBaltimrNov 14 9:42 am
A New Girl Has Moved in With MedebutanteBaltimrNov 14 9:40 am