| Why Don't Women Dump Men When They Lose Their Physique? |
May 22, 2008 10:40 am
Mood: contemplative, 693 Views | | I think that if a young man who is in shape when he gets married, and then he loses his physique as he ages, a woman ought to dump him because he is NOT the same man that she married. I'm not saying that his ex-wife should no longer be friends with him, but WHY should she be bound to him in marriage? You got to admit, the thought of having a sexual relationship with an aging man who has LOST his physique is a repulsive thought to ANY woman. I'm not saying that a man ought to be JUDGED by his physique. JUST that a man OUGHT NOT to change if he is MARRIED! | |
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| Computer Savy Filapina Wanted |
May 21, 2008 10:32 am
Mood: beautiful, 650 Views | I need a woman who can assemble pics of womens'  from the BACK and paste them in a collage for me. There are several women who have posted their from the back on this site, and I am hoping that belezia will volunteer for my HAIR project! | |
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| I'm on BIG CHURCH Now! |
May 19, 2008 12:17 pm
Mood: jubilant, 663 Views | | I am going to stir things up a bit O.L. Just wait until the Roman Catholics read what I intend to do to REFORM the church! My handle over there is "SamsonB4Delilah". | |
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| Embarassing TV Game Show Moments |
May 19, 2008 11:39 am
Mood: nostalgic, 579 Views | I wanna read YOURS! Here's MINE:
Many years ago, there used to be a TV game show in USA called "Truth or Consequences" hosted by Bob Barker. On one episode, Bob greeted the new contestants on camera, all 3 being female. He kissed the first two, and as he was about to lean in and kiss the third lady, he abruptly turned his head and said something like "OK! Now on to the show" or whatever. The third contestant looked as if she had been slapped across the face. near tears, she stammered: "Arncha gonna kiss ME, Bob?" He answered: "Nawwww...I'm not in the mood." The audience howled withj laughter. After the commercial break, Bob returned with only TWO contestants. The third contestand, he flipantly explained, had HURT her BACK. (I don't THINK so.) | |
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| When Going to the BATHROOM |
May 17, 2008 9:51 am
Mood: curious, 742 Views | | When you get the urge to have a bowel movement, do you ever find that when sitting down, if you put off the visit, that the urge will pass, but if driving or walking and the urge comes, the more you squeeze, the more urgent the call of nature becomes? When was the last time you got CAUGHT? (Didn't make it?) Have you ever found yourself in a position where you MADE it to the toilet, had a large and messy visit, and then realised that there was NO TOILET PAPER? What did you DO? | |
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| They Deleted my SECOND Entry and It was Legit |
May 17, 2008 8:43 am
Mood: crushed, 592 Views | | I followed the rules for the recipe contest. I am SO sorry that my second attempt to enter the latest contest has been crushed and I feel very ashamed about it for those of you who cast their votes for my entry. (OK...well maybe it wasn't exactly pulling in the votes, but it was a tasty little meal.) Soprry I wasn't allowed to share it with you.) NOW I have become very self conscious about my poor writing skills. After failing to even be allowed to post my different recipes twice, perhaps it REALLY is time for old Balty to give up! I'll think about it. I KNOW you, my gentle reader have given me tremendous support in my blog AND in YOUR blog, but ff doesn't like my recipes. Their judjes didn't even give me the courtesy of posting a note to explain that they were going to remove my recipe. They just made it vanish JUST like the last one. | |
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| Join my new bloggers' UNION! |
May 16, 2008 10:18 am
Mood: hopeful, 674 Views | | I'm starting a new union for bloggers! I have appointed supaar2 as my union boss because Jimmy Hoffa wasn't available. The union dues are nominal (all I request is that each applicant post ONE BLING here in their feedbax. If you are a standard member and can not get to my profile to take the BLING, you may need to use some of your bonus points to be able to view my profile. When you get to my profile, just click on the TAKE link under the BLING and then you can come back to this post and post a here for me! Benefits for joining this union is that you can all post your f grievances here and we can come up with solutions, and when f treats one of us union members unfairly, we can all go on strike until it is resolved. | |
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| Balty Goes on STRIKE for gowerboy |
May 15, 2008 8:29 am
Mood: rejected, 751 Views | | So if you have NOT heard yet, gowerboy's silver ball was taken away from him! Now, I would like to appeal to all of the PAYING gold and silver members here. Can you stand by and watch a writer get CASTRATED and lose a BALL because his entry was judged to be a STORY instead of the truth? WHO can PROVE that gowerboy didn't really meet a Miss Brown and a Miss White and a Col. Mustard or whatever on ff? So...any golds or silvers who would like to follow me...a lowly STANDARD member on my strike, the strike begins TODAY! We stand united and our demands are that gowerboy ought to get a GOLD ball sewn on where the SILVER one was CUT OFF! | |
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