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| Round Two...2 More Beautiful Women Fight for Me! |
Oct 11, 2007 10:01 am
Mood: adventurous, 1143 Views | | OK. I was SO crushed when jesme2006 and nooneyouknow deserted me when their handsome, muscular boyfriends arrived. Anyway, I've selected two more female gladiators to duke it out for me today. Our first victim...Uh, rather...contestant...is Angeline8. Today she will be fighting with icingsmile for my affections. The ladies will be fighting with swords today, and these women are wearing NO armour...or anything else! In order to insure an evenly matched competition, I have selected a specially made LEFT HANDED sword for icingsmile. "EN GUARDE!" The women slash fiercely at oneanother, bravely and savagely. Very equally matched. Suddenly, the fighting abbruptly stops, both swords fall to the floor of the arena with a clatter. And then the two women approach each other, shake hands and turn. Two...muscular, (sigh) handsome gentlemen approach and each woman...leaves with...her BOYFRIEND! debutantBaltimr sags, his head in his hands, shaking it back and forth. | |
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| Two Beautiful Women Battle for my Affections! |
Oct 10, 2007 10:38 am
Mood: amused, 1079 Views | The torches are lit in the arena and the virtual contest is about to commence. Ladies and gentlemrn, for today's match, I have selected two of the finest, most beautiful female gladiators to fight for me. Each woman shall be armed only with a fencing foil and a small goth style shield. My fighters are about to enter the arena! DING! "Innnnnnnn the left corrrnerrr weighing in at threee stone 5 shillings and 1 pound sterling...jesme2006!!!!!" (Announcer's voice echoes through the vast, dimly lit gothic style arena). Applause, cheers. "In theee right corrrner weighing innn at 17 kilograms, 14 centimeters, and threee atomic units divided by the schwartzchild radius times the cubed root of pi...nooneyouknow!!!!!" The crowd erupts in thunderous applause and chers once again. DING! The fighters approach one another, nooneyouknow's beautiful  casting a tantilizing shadow against the marble walls. The female gladiators touch the tips of their fencing foils to each other in a sportswomanlike manner and THEN: they both gently place their foils and their goth style shilds in the center of the arena and walk out. Each woman is met by a muscular, handsome gentleman and they both leave the arena with their boyfriends. | |
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| Retard Test |
Oct 9, 2007 9:22 am
Mood: embarrassed, 1126 Views | | What does it really mean to be mentally retarded. Imagine living for decades, assuming that you are at least mediocre, or perhaps even above average in intelligence...and then suddenly discovering that you are mentally retarded and were...too stupid to recognize it all along! Imagine how humiliating that would be. Perhaps other people might have even called you "retard" or "slow" before but you just resented them and assumed that they were saying it because they were jellous. But then it hits you one day...you ARE in fact: retarded. Now I hate to admit this, but I am a bit mentally handicapped my self. OK, somehow that doesn't sound as harsh as saying: "I am a retard", or "I am mentally retarded". I can do some things reasonably well, in MY opinion. I memorized my multiplication tables...but I never memorized my addition and subtraction tables. I have to COUNT! You know...I just WONDER how many people out there are really in denial about their own mental retardation. Perhaps some grown-ups can not spell or read but are brilliant mathematicians. So, a math genius can be retarded too! | |
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| It's "Tell the TRUTH" Week |
Oct 8, 2007 1:07 pm
Mood: courageous, 2611 Views | | I have declared October 8-14 as "Tell the Truth" week! If you would like to participate in my annual holiday week, just leave a brief post here and I will respond to you with a question. Nomatter WHAT the question might be...you MUST respond truthfully! Possible examples: Have you EVER had an affair while married to your current husband?", or..."Do you think that I am UGLY?" or...What was the last illegal thing you did?"...or ANYTHING else! | |
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| Angeline8 Needs to Get her HAIR Stroked Again! |
Oct 8, 2007 12:59 pm
Mood: beautiful, 771 Views | | It is always such a treat to have Angeline8 drop in so I can STROKE her and play with it a little...and maybe take a QUICK LICK or two! And I look forward to dying Jesme2006's roots too! Her is so SO LLLLLONNNNNG!!!!!!!! Any ladies who would like to drop in to get their stroked are CERTAINLY more than welcome! | |
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| Can Americans Civilize Germany? |
Oct 8, 2007 10:21 am
Mood: overpowered, 724 Views | | My first order of business as the new governor of the new American colony of New Deutschland: I shall ban all saurkraut! My second act: All "frankfurters" shall NOW be called "hot dogs"! My third act: No soccer will be tolerated. All citizens of the new American colony of New Deutschland shall be instructed on how to speak American. | |
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| May I Dye Your Roots? |
Oct 8, 2007 9:48 am
Mood: flirtatious, 843 Views | | , I wonder...is it time for me to dye your roots? Shall I trim your BANGS?. Are you STILL growing it for me? Is it still getting LONGER??? | |
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