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Its Like Having to Fart Real Bad But Not Wanting Her to Know You Stink! Feb 9, 2008 1:25 pm
Mood: grumpy, 1152 Views
So...you find yourself in the vicinity of a girl that you feel is perhaps important to you somehow. Perhaps you are attracted to her. Maybe you like her . Then you find sourself in a position where you need to release some pungent gas. If you try to get up and go to the bathroom, the gas will escape imediately. But if you continue to sit for any length of time, you know that the pressure will continue to build and ultimately will ERUPT from your bottom, producing an ear shattering rumble. So...WHAT do you DO??? This is the position that I find myself in symbolicly when in the presence of ANY female that I might think could become important to...so I have become QUITE adept at hiding!
20 Comments
Should Balty Change His Colours? Feb 9, 2008 12:19 pm
1182 Views
Some of you have noticed a small change in the appearance of this blog recently and been...uh, kind...enough to comment about it. But I just want to give ALL of my gentle readers the opportunity to have their say before I consider doing something DRASTIC...to the colours in the blog.
I love the colours. DON'T change a THING!!!
I'd like to see MORE radical visual additions, please
Balty, will you marry me?
I don't like the colours. Please change them back.
24 Comments, 10 votes
My Stand Against Homosexuality Feb 5, 2008 1:24 pm
Mood: honest, 2406 Views
I...DARE to cast the FIRST stone! Ok. We ALL know that Deuteronomy reveals to us that it is a SIN for any man to lay with another man. We also know from reading about the history of Soddom and Gomorah, that any homosexual commiting that sin...should be put to DEATH. It is the word of GOD and there is NO disputing THAT! Therefore, I say unto you that any man who commits an act of homosexuality with another man IS commiting a SIN...against God. So...IS it a sin to BE a homosexual? No, I don't believe so. I believe that it is ONLY a sin...to COMMIT a homosexual act. So...what about heterosexuals, then? Are THEY any more righteous than the sinners whom THEY condemn? The word of God also tells us that it is a SIN for ANY man or woman to commit ANY sexual act...unless they are married. So, I say that MANY of us are sinning against God NOT because of our sexual inclinations or urges, but rather...because we ACT upon them. We ALL have urges that are...or SHOULD be suppressed. The urge to commit MURDER. The urge to steal. Those URGES do NOT make us a sinner ANY more than the URGE to lay with another man would make a homosexual a sinner. It is the ACTING upon all of these evil urges that makes us ALL sinners, my friends. The words of JESUS (from Matthew 19:12) advise us ALL here,(and I paraphrase) that it is BETTER for a man NOT to marry...but rather...to be a EUNUCH for the Lord. There are some eunuchs that are born as eunuchs. There are others who are made eunuchs by others...and then there are those who BECOME eunuchs for the Lord. I certainly believe that a man can cecome a eunuch without cutting himself in the sense that he LIVE a celibate life. I CAN NOT hide or TWIST the words of JESUS CHRIST himself. There is NO denying what he speaks. Much of his truth that is spoken is NOT pleasant to hear OR easy to act upon. And his words are almost ALWAYS edited and/OR twisted in "Christian" churches of ALL denominations. But they ARE written down...for YOU to read.
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Out of the Corner of my Eye... Feb 2, 2008 2:02 pm
Mood: disappointed, 1466 Views
...I caught the image of a girl's LONG from BEHIND! She was playing with her and I was beginning to become distracted. Then her DAD came and got her and I turned and saw that she was blonde...and about 8 years old!
28 Comments
Your Favorite NFL Team ...and WHY? Jan 31, 2008 12:31 pm
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Who do YOU root for? Who do you think is the BEST NFL team today? Which NFL team is the greatest in HISTORY?
New York Giants
Detroit Lions (Don't laugh!)
New England Patriots
San Diego
Dallas Cowboys
Packers (I had to add this team for...someone!)
Denver
BALTIMORE Colts (NOT Indianapolis, NOT Ravens)
Miami Dolphins
Seattle
32 Comments, 10 votes
Should BuzzBlaze Color His Blog Like MINE??? Jan 31, 2008 12:13 pm
Mood: confused, 1119 Views
So...should I talk BuzzBlaze (bully him into) adding bright and obnoxious colours to his blog like mine? What if I put flashing colors and spinning backgrounds on his blog? Would that hypnotize you? Would it inspire you to...take a little suckle from his codeine infested udder? What do you think? What should we do with BuzzBlaze's blog???
8 Comments
Tomorrow's News Today Jan 28, 2008 2:14 pm
Mood: curious, 1688 Views
Anybody got any predictions?
39 Comments
I May Dick Around With Things a Bit Jan 26, 2008 1:38 pm
Mood: blah, 1523 Views
I intend to dick around with my profile a bit today so if My posts vanish for a while, it does not mean I have fallen out. (I can't get to a computer on Sundays anyway, so I might as well do this today.
24 Comments
So...What are we Gonna DO About THIS??? Jan 26, 2008 1:19 pm
Mood: competative, 1447 Views
7 blogs have more kudos than mine. That means you haven't given me any kudos yet. If you haven't given me any kudos yet and you would like for me to give YOU some kudos...maybe we can...work something OUT!
26 Comments
I Want to TRY Something Here Jan 26, 2008 12:51 pm
Mood: flirtatious, 1304 Views
Not Bling Owner
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