| Romanian Chix Have Pretty... |
Jan 24, 2008 8:57 am
Mood: excited, 818 Views |  ! Women in Romania aren't afraid to grow their LONNNG! If I was in Romania, I would probably get arrested on my first day there for molesting a woman's . I can imagine myself in the police interrogation room with the spot light on and a good cop and a bad cop asking questions.
"Did you...touch her bangs?"
"Well, yes, I...touched her bangs, but I..."
"And then did you not GRAB her from BEHIND and begin to stroke it in a most impulsive fashion???"
"Ok...OK, I s-s-sss-stroked her , but I...just couldn't HELP myself when I saw her LONG ..." | |
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| Ladies: Pay Your FINES Here! |
Jan 22, 2008 1:11 pm
Mood: beautiful, 956 Views | | If you were given a cyber-ticket by melodymac, please pay your fine for being so BEAUTIFUL by leaving your feedbax RIGHT HERE in this post! | |
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| My BROKEN Heart |
Jan 22, 2008 1:05 pm
Mood: I'm NOT telling!, 926 Views | | OK...my heart isn't really broken but I have to go to work now and I didn't have time to think about anything to write about and I wanted to include a new post! | |
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| For the 37 Regular Bloggers Who Never Post Feedbax in My Blog |
Jan 19, 2008 12:46 pm
Mood: disappointed, 2199 Views | Have you READ my blog?
Do you find my blog OFFENSIVE?
Have I left feedbax in YOUR blog that yoy find offensive?
Do you...JUST not LIKE me?
Do you think my blog is too boring to read or to leave feedbax in?
OK...you don't have to answer the last one. (Or you can lie when answering to spare my feelings). But I was just curious. I have noticed quite a few writers here who leave feedbax all over the place but seem to avoid leaving feedbax in my blog and my feelings are hurt. And this is NOT just another one of my many ploys to increase the number of feedbax I get...OK, well maybe it IS, but that is BESIDE the point! | |
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| Funny eBay Stories |
Jan 16, 2008 11:50 am
Mood: amused, 1166 Views | Do you have any funny or amusing eBay tales to share here? Please post them in your feedbax. Here is my funny tale:
I had been scanning the eBay listings for a good and inexpensive hygrothermograph years ago and spooted one eventually. (A hygrothermograph is a meteorologic instrument that records air temperature and humidity on a graph. The humidity sensor is made from genuine women's ! I placed my bid. I was pleased to find that I had won the auction and sent detailed packing instructions to the kid who had listed the instrument. Included in my instructions were the request that the device be packed in peanuts rather than crumpled up newspaper to insure that the styrofoam would adequately cushion the product in transit. After a few days, the parcel arrived and I eagerly opened it. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the kid had dutifully packaged the delicate instrument...in PLANTERS ROASTED PEANUTS! | |
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| What are the Odds??? |
Jan 14, 2008 10:57 am
Mood: hilarious, 1050 Views | | So I was delivering a pizza last night and had difficulty seeing the house numbers in the dark. I had to go and knock on doors. I approached a house that I could not see the number anywhere on and knocked on the door. "Did you guys order pizza?", I asked. Yeah. They looked in the pizza bag and said "This isn't what I ordered". 'Rats", I thought. "Wait a minute! You're Pizza Hut. WE ordered from Pappa Johns!".So I go to the other end of the cul-de-sac and finally track down the right house. Guess who was there??? The Pappa Johns guy was at MY customer trying to deliver HIS pizza! | |
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