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How I Work my Magic With Females Jul 1, 2008 12:48 pm
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When I see a female that catches my attention, the first thing that I do is to make myself less intimidating by making myself look smaller. I crouch down on my hands and knees. Then I begin to meow softly at her. (It helps if I cover myself with a mixture of catnip and tunafish before I go out on the prowl). Then I stretch out on my stomach and begin to purr softly. With a little bit of patience, I will be rewarded with the feel of four furry little paws on my back. Then, if I get very VERY lucky, she will roll over on her BACK...on my BACK!
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