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My Recipe Entry! (Removes Apron and Enters the Fray...Dukes UP!) May 13, 2008 10:22 am
Mood: jealous, 808 Views
OK, I have thrown my hat into the ring EARLY in this contest after I heard about fancyfree and gowerboy leavin' me in the dust and marchin' off with their balls! Read MY entry about "Filapina Tea" and vote "agree" for me so I can get a bit of a head start in this race. (OK, there are a bunch of entries ahead of mine but excuse my typos bekuz I wuz messin' with thoze opium poppies agin while experimenting on new recipies!
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Baltimore in 2023 May 13, 2008 9:46 am
Mood: devious, 739 Views
I took the Malcom X-pressway down to Benjamin Hook on the bay with Benny. The sign on the chain link fence read: "No whites beyond this point". Benny got out of my car and walked through the gate entrance next to the guard tower. He caught a blaxi cab downtown while I waited in my car gazing out at the bay. Traffic continued to pass both ways through the gate un impeded.

Benny appeared at the gate way just before dusk and walked over to my window where he handed me the package. He then opened a half pint of vodka that he had been carrying in a brown paper bag and drained 3 quarters of the bottle. "Let's go, Benny! I don't know how you can stand to drink that Russian potato juice!"

It was dark outside when we arrived in front of what appeared to be an abandoned building. As we walked down a narrow alleyway toward the entrance, I spoke. "The BEST crack cocaine in the city! Probably the best in the WORLD! Why can't the whites learn to cook this stuff up like the blacks?"

"Ancient Chinese Secret", Benny blurted out, near comatose and smelling like a liqour distillery. We approached what appeared to be an abandoned door boarded up with plywood. Benny gave the secret knock and the door was unlocked from the inside.

"You be chasin' the dragon tonight, sir?"
"Nah, Charley. I am feelin' a bit heavy. I shall be fixing up via syringe this evening. Charley the bouncer handed me my paper. "The Baltimore Moon" Under the newspaper title, its motto: "Liberty for All"

Headline: "Police plan raid on Club debutante" The Baltimore Moon" is a private newspaper available only by invitation, and delivered discretely by private paper/dope boyz. OK, Benny, I'm gonna fix myself up and head off to the Smokers' Lounge". Benny heads for the bar.

...MORE on this later, perhaps.
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