| I'm IN |
May 1, 2008 12:07 pm
Mood: sincere, 774 Views | | I posted a humble entry for the ff sucess contest. I decided to be honest here. I did not write that I had found the woman of my dreams here. I wrote about YOU, gentle reader. I just wanted everyone to KNOW how much your friendship has meant to me!!! | |
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| Should She Dare to Wear a MINK STOLE? |
May 1, 2008 10:18 am
Mood: guilty, 671 Views | Any wealthy widow who would dare to wear a mink stole on a date with me might become sorely dissapointed when she discovers that her mink stole receives MORE attention from me than HER!
"Ohhh! What a lovely coat of furrrrrrrrr! Mmmmmmm....may I take your coat?...uh, I will be right BACK!"
After an hour:
"We've found him, madam. He's in the COAT room."
She stares at me lying on the floor of the coat room, rolling around on a chinchilla coat, holding her mink stole and LICKING it.
"Do tell!", rich snobs blurt out.
"Sir, I MUST insist that you unhand that mink stole. And remove yourself from that coat at once! You shall receive the dry cleaning bills on the morrow. Now...SCAT!"
"Well...if I'm gonna pay to clean these things, how 'bout if I just BUY the mink stole from her NOW and take it HOME with me tonight?"
"Sir...and I use the term VERY loosely", the widow responds, "Not only will I refuse ANY offer from you for my mink stole, but I shall see to it that NO furrier NOR taxidermist shall EVER do business with you again!" | |
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