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I Asked Them if I Could Drive a Car Shaped Like a Lyrica Pill
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Sep 11, 2008 12:05 pm
Mood: inventive,
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I saw a car last summer that was painted purple and white like a prilosac pill with the prilosac label and website all over the car. So I thought I would write to Pfizer in Deutschland and ask if they would design a car for me shaped like a Lyrica capsule with the Lyrica logo on it that I could drive for free. They never wrote back. Maybe I should write to M&M/Mars in USA, and Nestle's Quick in Switzerland and see if they wanna work out some kind of DEAL! What do YOU think???
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The MOST OFFENSIVE Feedbax
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Sep 10, 2008 11:24 am
Mood: aggravated,
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OK. Here is your chance to gripe about the most offensive feedbax you ever got in your blog. Name names if you want. I intend to list 5 or 6 readers that I have blocked and gripe about a few others too! Then I will reveal to you the ONE comment MOST LIKELY to get you banned from my blog! I think that each blogger has his or  own specific types of feedbax that they find the most offensive. Some of you may be the most turned off by vulgar tales of poop balls, pee, and vomit. Some of you may find rape stories the most offensive. Some may be mostly turned off by child molestation and paedophiles. Some of you might put *war* at the top of the list. Then there are those who find bigotry and predjudice most offensive. I have NOT included MY most offensive feedbax on this list. You would NEVER guess. (stay tuned)!
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HAIR Massage
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Sep 9, 2008 11:47 am
Mood: sensuous,
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A woman's can be used on a gentleman's back to bring a GREAT anount of pleasure. (I like brunettes!)
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explourer Likes...(UGHHH, GASP!) BLONDS!
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Sep 5, 2008 11:03 am
Mood: embarrassed,
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OK. The TRUTH is OUT!!! explourer likes  . GULP! Long -ed BLOND, blue eyed men, HERE is a woman for YOU. See, I give blonds their fair share of attention here. I am HOT for brunettes, but there ARE women out there that are hot for blonds, and there are...some gentlemen out t here that are hot for blondes too!
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Why We Always Get Stuck With a Partner Who DISSAPOINTS us
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Sep 3, 2008 9:46 am
Mood: serious,
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I want to begin this post here by relating a TRUE story. There was a girl who lived a sedentary lifestyle who yearned for a boyfriend that would marry her. So she devised a plan. She got herself in tip-top shape (nothing wrong with THAT- she may have added a few years to her life span). BUT then she decided that she would be MOST LIKELY to find a man in an activity that would tend to attract males: outdoor activities. Her plan WORKED. She met her future husband while persuing outdoor activities. Whitewater rafting, mountain climbing, fishing. They dated and had a wonderful time hiking and camping together. So...they married. And she settled into her sedentary routine again, watching TV as a happily married woman. Her husband became frustrated when she no longer wanted to accompany her on the activities that they used to enjoy so much together and after repeatedly begging her to accompany him, he reluctantly went back to doing them by himself and with other male friends. It was ONLY a matter of time before he would catch the eye of another athletic female. But he secretly wondered..."Am I being deceived again?" He remained faithful, but the marriage soon fell apart anyway because the two were SIMPLT not compatible. So I would like to advise BOTH males AND females: Be TRUE to yourself FIRST. Do NOT compromise your beliefs or change your hobbies, activities, or appearance in order to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex who most likely is ALSO pretending to be someone that they are NOT in order to attract a mate. I have tried to be someone that I am not when I was a young man in order to advance in a career that was NOT for me. When I was in my 20's, I worked in an office at an engineering firm that had a STRICT dress code. All male employees were required to wear a neck tie to work every day. I resented this but I complied. So then I got this idea that I would become Mr. Yuppie to fit in more and I cut my long short. Yeah, I got a compliment from the boss: "You look distinguished as hell". But my work did NOT get compliments. Infact, it got CRITICIZED. "This looks like sh*t!" "You smoke too much". I realised that the job was NOT for me. So I decided NOT to pretend to be someone that I was NOT. I am not clean cut even if you trim my and dress me up in clean, pressed clothing and spray me down with smelly cologne. I am still unkempt on the inside and it will soon show through. So, I show my TRUE, dirty, disheveled appearance on the outside. I shall fool NO ONE! There are those who criticize me. Most people mind their own business. Then there are the FEW LONG -ed brunettes out there who respect me and the one or two who may be attracted to me. If they are, whether clean and neat, or unkempt and dirty...I hope THEY are being TRUE to themselves and NOT pretending to be someone who THEY are not.
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Hanna
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Sep 2, 2008 9:57 am
Mood: hopeful,
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I will keep you posted if hurricane Hanna finds herself in West Virginia by Friday or Saturday. Expect eyewitness accounts of storm in progress and storm damage if Hanna takes the track forecasted on The Weather Channel on Monday! Feedbax from Mississippi, Louisianna, and Arkansas are welcome. Also from the Florida panhandle. Any feedbax from South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia are strongly encouraged this wekend if things pan out with Hanna!
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artemise08 Will You...
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Aug 30, 2008 10:50 am
Mood: tortured,
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...post some feedbax for me in my blog? Would you show me your from the BACK? I ask myself: SHOULD I ask her for a LOCK of her ? Would she send it? What if she did NOT send it? What if it never arrived to me? No, I shall NOT ask her to send a LOCK of her to me. But if she DID want to send it...NO! she would NEVER want to send it. NO...I will not ask her for a LOCK of her .
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