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| Read KohalaRedbud's Post About a Very Important Topic |
Feb 19, 2008 12:31 pm
Mood: important, 1329 Views |  ! That's right. Read her post which questions what type of that MEN prefer...on women. Now, I have been told by both of my parents that I am very unattractive to women because of MY . Neither of my parents like long on men, and think only women should have long . I have found their opinions on the subject to be faulty in general, but I do concede that SOME women do not like long on men. The ancient Romans considered it civilized for a gentleman to cut his short, and perhaps managed to inculcate future generations with this notion. But...WHO wants to be "civilized" anyway??? Now...I must inject here that in MY case, I do NOT grow to attract OR repel women. I grow it from MY scalp...because I LIKE it. (combs my babe magnet) ...JUST kidding, there! I believe that a woman should ALSO have the kind of that SHE likes...NOT to attract a man. It IS...her after all. | |
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| WHY Do People LIVE in Canada Anyway????? |
Feb 16, 2008 9:58 am
Mood: desolate, 1344 Views | | Why on EARTH would ANYBODY live in such a desolate, cold and uninhabitable land as Canada anyway? The barren landscape is covered in snow and ice, the sun rarely manages to skim above the icy dark horizon. The bitter winds howl and the 40 degree below zero Farenheit air bites with a vengence that would chill every last drop of blood out of the most potent of hearts. There is NOTHING up there worth having...so WHY do people stay? DON'T they WANT to be WARM??? Wouldn't they rather have a little sunshine? (Even in the summer when the sun rarely dips below the scarred horizon, it is so LOW to the ground that it is like living in a land of permanent dusk.) And the very earth itsself...the eggshell thin layer of topsoil covers a vast expanse of PERMAFROST that inhibits the growth of ANY plant life whatsoever! It is hard enough living here at the 39th parallel where the temperature is currently hovering at a BONE CHILLING 40 degrees Farenheit. | |
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| I Have FREE Visa For You to USA |
Feb 15, 2008 1:07 pm
Mood: serious, 1250 Views | | To the Russian women reading this...I have free visas (limited number) foryou and friends to come to my country (USA) but they are going fast. I DO need to collec t from you $350 processing fee for customs for each visa I give you. Then you can come and visit my country. Leave your requests in this post and I will get the visas to you and all of your friends, OK? | |
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| Irritating, Outdated Words and Phrases |
Feb 11, 2008 2:08 pm
Mood: pathetic, 1688 Views | How many of us has heard someone say an old-time, long out dated word or phrase like "keen" or "swell" and perhaps even found it amusing if not down right irritating (espescially when used by an older person pathetically thinking that they are sounding cool when trying to pretend to be younger than they are. I have listed a few examples herein and I look foreward to reading many of YOUR examples in your feedbax! (I ASSURE you that ALL of the outdated expressions that you have read in my PREVIOUS blog posts have been ENTIRELY unintentional! Here are some examples:
"Read it and weep" (Read WHAT?)
"That's all she wrote" (What's all WHO wrote?)
"It's a gas" (WHAT'S a gas...an old FART?)
"Cold enough to freeze the (round, hairy things) off a brass monkey" (Like...since when does COLD affect crystalline growth in metalurgical stability?) | |
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| Its Like Having to Fart Real Bad But Not Wanting Her to Know You Stink! |
Feb 9, 2008 1:25 pm
Mood: grumpy, 1126 Views | | So...you find yourself in the vicinity of a girl that you feel is perhaps important to you somehow. Perhaps you are attracted to her. Maybe you like her . Then you find sourself in a position where you need to release some pungent gas. If you try to get up and go to the bathroom, the gas will escape imediately. But if you continue to sit for any length of time, you know that the pressure will continue to build and ultimately will ERUPT from your bottom, producing an ear shattering rumble. So...WHAT do you DO??? This is the position that I find myself in symbolicly when in the presence of ANY female that I might think could become important to...so I have become QUITE adept at hiding! | |
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| My Stand Against Homosexuality |
Feb 5, 2008 1:24 pm
Mood: honest, 2342 Views | | I...DARE to cast the FIRST stone! Ok. We ALL know that Deuteronomy reveals to us that it is a SIN for any man to lay with another man. We also know from reading about the history of Soddom and Gomorah, that any homosexual commiting that sin...should be put to DEATH. It is the word of GOD and there is NO disputing THAT! Therefore, I say unto you that any man who commits an act of homosexuality with another man IS commiting a SIN...against God. So...IS it a sin to BE a homosexual? No, I don't believe so. I believe that it is ONLY a sin...to COMMIT a homosexual act. So...what about heterosexuals, then? Are THEY any more righteous than the sinners whom THEY condemn? The word of God also tells us that it is a SIN for ANY man or woman to commit ANY sexual act...unless they are married. So, I say that MANY of us are sinning against God NOT because of our sexual inclinations or urges, but rather...because we ACT upon them. We ALL have urges that are...or SHOULD be suppressed. The urge to commit MURDER. The urge to steal. Those URGES do NOT make us a sinner ANY more than the URGE to lay with another man would make a homosexual a sinner. It is the ACTING upon all of these evil urges that makes us ALL sinners, my friends. The words of JESUS (from Matthew 19:12) advise us ALL here,(and I paraphrase) that it is BETTER for a man NOT to marry...but rather...to be a EUNUCH for the Lord. There are some eunuchs that are born as eunuchs. There are others who are made eunuchs by others...and then there are those who BECOME eunuchs for the Lord. I certainly believe that a man can cecome a eunuch without cutting himself in the sense that he LIVE a celibate life. I CAN NOT hide or TWIST the words of JESUS CHRIST himself. There is NO denying what he speaks. Much of his truth that is spoken is NOT pleasant to hear OR easy to act upon. And his words are almost ALWAYS edited and/OR twisted in "Christian" churches of ALL denominations. But they ARE written down...for YOU to read. | |
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