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| BuzzBlaze is a Chain Suckler |
Feb 19, 2008 2:01 pm
Mood: insurmountable, 1188 Views | | I have suspected this for quite some considerable amount of time now, but I have recently confirmed this and it explains a lot. Now I know why we are always running short of codeine up here. I have seen him suckle one after another (well bloated and swollen to the max ones) until entirely depleted, 5 in a row without taking a break. And THAT takes a LOT of codeine to infest those udders with at the rate he is going through them! | |
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| Read KohalaRedbud's Post About a Very Important Topic |
Feb 19, 2008 12:31 pm
Mood: important, 1327 Views |  ! That's right. Read her post which questions what type of that MEN prefer...on women. Now, I have been told by both of my parents that I am very unattractive to women because of MY . Neither of my parents like long on men, and think only women should have long . I have found their opinions on the subject to be faulty in general, but I do concede that SOME women do not like long on men. The ancient Romans considered it civilized for a gentleman to cut his short, and perhaps managed to inculcate future generations with this notion. But...WHO wants to be "civilized" anyway??? Now...I must inject here that in MY case, I do NOT grow to attract OR repel women. I grow it from MY scalp...because I LIKE it. (combs my babe magnet) ...JUST kidding, there! I believe that a woman should ALSO have the kind of that SHE likes...NOT to attract a man. It IS...her after all. | |
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| WHY Do People LIVE in Canada Anyway????? |
Feb 16, 2008 9:58 am
Mood: desolate, 1342 Views | | Why on EARTH would ANYBODY live in such a desolate, cold and uninhabitable land as Canada anyway? The barren landscape is covered in snow and ice, the sun rarely manages to skim above the icy dark horizon. The bitter winds howl and the 40 degree below zero Farenheit air bites with a vengence that would chill every last drop of blood out of the most potent of hearts. There is NOTHING up there worth having...so WHY do people stay? DON'T they WANT to be WARM??? Wouldn't they rather have a little sunshine? (Even in the summer when the sun rarely dips below the scarred horizon, it is so LOW to the ground that it is like living in a land of permanent dusk.) And the very earth itsself...the eggshell thin layer of topsoil covers a vast expanse of PERMAFROST that inhibits the growth of ANY plant life whatsoever! It is hard enough living here at the 39th parallel where the temperature is currently hovering at a BONE CHILLING 40 degrees Farenheit. | |
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| I Have FREE Visa For You to USA |
Feb 15, 2008 1:07 pm
Mood: serious, 1244 Views | | To the Russian women reading this...I have free visas (limited number) foryou and friends to come to my country (USA) but they are going fast. I DO need to collec t from you $350 processing fee for customs for each visa I give you. Then you can come and visit my country. Leave your requests in this post and I will get the visas to you and all of your friends, OK? | |
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| Irritating, Outdated Words and Phrases |
Feb 11, 2008 2:08 pm
Mood: pathetic, 1679 Views | How many of us has heard someone say an old-time, long out dated word or phrase like "keen" or "swell" and perhaps even found it amusing if not down right irritating (espescially when used by an older person pathetically thinking that they are sounding cool when trying to pretend to be younger than they are. I have listed a few examples herein and I look foreward to reading many of YOUR examples in your feedbax! (I ASSURE you that ALL of the outdated expressions that you have read in my PREVIOUS blog posts have been ENTIRELY unintentional! Here are some examples:
"Read it and weep" (Read WHAT?)
"That's all she wrote" (What's all WHO wrote?)
"It's a gas" (WHAT'S a gas...an old FART?)
"Cold enough to freeze the (round, hairy things) off a brass monkey" (Like...since when does COLD affect crystalline growth in metalurgical stability?) | |
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