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Anybody Try Senior ff May 3, 2008 8:12 am
Mood: flirtatious, 890 Views
I am thinking about joining senior friendfinder. Anybody try it yet? How is it? Is it fun? How are the ladies? Are they friendly? Do they make you laugh? Shall I join?
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bellezia Has Something She is Gonna SEND Me! May 2, 2008 7:59 am
Mood: happy, 760 Views
1066 has cut a LOCK of her JUST for me. She is gonna be SENDING it shortly! I shall be WAITING for her LOCK of to arrive to me anxiously, each day! (OK...actually, she cut 4 inches off and I DEMANDED that she NOT throw it away. I NEED it.)
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I'm IN May 1, 2008 12:07 pm
Mood: sincere, 874 Views
I posted a humble entry for the ff sucess contest. I decided to be honest here. I did not write that I had found the woman of my dreams here. I wrote about YOU, gentle reader. I just wanted everyone to KNOW how much your friendship has meant to me!!!
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Should She Dare to Wear a MINK STOLE? May 1, 2008 10:18 am
Mood: guilty, 750 Views
Any wealthy widow who would dare to wear a mink stole on a date with me might become sorely dissapointed when she discovers that her mink stole receives MORE attention from me than HER!

"Ohhh! What a lovely coat of furrrrrrrrr! Mmmmmmm....may I take your coat?...uh, I will be right BACK!"

After an hour:

"We've found him, madam. He's in the COAT room."
She stares at me lying on the floor of the coat room, rolling around on a chinchilla coat, holding her mink stole and LICKING it.

"Do tell!", rich snobs blurt out.

"Sir, I MUST insist that you unhand that mink stole. And remove yourself from that coat at once! You shall receive the dry cleaning bills on the morrow. Now...SCAT!"

"Well...if I'm gonna pay to clean these things, how 'bout if I just BUY the mink stole from her NOW and take it HOME with me tonight?"

"Sir...and I use the term VERY loosely", the widow responds, "Not only will I refuse ANY offer from you for my mink stole, but I shall see to it that NO furrier NOR taxidermist shall EVER do business with you again!"
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An Important Question That we ALL Need to ASK Ourselves Apr 30, 2008 8:11 am
Mood: cheerful, 937 Views
SHOULD I...get a MONKEY?

OK. a MONKEY is covered with a BEAUTIFUL coat of fur. But a monkey is 10 times stronger than a man. And she has HANDS. She can PICK THINGS UP and THROW them! If I mess around in her too much, she can throw me down, grab my neck and shake me like a rag doll. They look so cute and furry...but they can cause a LOT of grief if they get irritated. Maybe I had better stick with a CAT.
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Advertise on Your Car Apr 29, 2008 10:48 am
Mood: curious, 892 Views
I saw a purple car that was covered with a prilosec ad the other day. It also had other smaller ads on it. There are people driving cars that are provided free to them that are covered with ads. There are other people driving their OWN cars that have had the advertisements painted on them and they get PAID for renting space on their car each month. I searched on line for info about this but all I could find were ads offering to SELL names of car space advertisers in your location for a PRICE. Anybody got an idea how I can find out how to sell ad space on my car without having to PAY somebody else to find out who to contact?
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Balty Visits United Kingdom Apr 29, 2008 9:29 am
Mood: groggy, 860 Views
OK, so I'm OFF to England! I'm gonna explore the Brittish Isles from one end to the other! Well...not really. But maybe one day I will perhaps manage to purchase that one lucky lottery ticket and I will then find myself with unlimited resources. I will go and see BIG BEN. I will visit the Old Bailey. I will chase LONG -ed lasses in Scotland. I will drink a pint and take a shag with a bird in Wales. I shall kiss the Blarney Stone in Ireland and turn myself into a good luck charm that tastes like CHOCOLATE who becomes irresistable to females!

OH!...I must have nodded off there for a minute!
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News Bulletin Apr 25, 2008 11:26 am
Mood: desperate, 1015 Views
Read my NEW advice column: "Will YOU be my GIRLFRIEND" and then leave your answer for me. My feelings will not be hurt. (OK...maybe they will but I won't tell you).
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Something HAPPENED Last Night! Apr 25, 2008 11:18 am
Mood: happy, 925 Views
I had the front door open and the fan going to cool things off while I was reclining on the sofa and watching tv, surrounded by the usual cloud of moths and piles of trash all around me. Suddenly, a CAT poked her head in the door and began to come inside. This was a surprise because she had to come up the steps to the deck outside before she gould get to the front door. I had hoped to PET her when she came in but I made the mistake of meowing and then she saw me and RAN OUT!
16 Comments
Let me TRY This Apr 25, 2008 11:14 am
Mood: flirtatious, 847 Views
...removes his shirt, stretches out on his stomach...and WAITS!
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