| Let me TRY This |
Apr 25, 2008 11:14 am
Mood: flirtatious, 829 Views | | ...removes his shirt, stretches out on his stomach...and WAITS! | |
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| Harry Potter Helps Balty...the ADVENTURE Begins! |
Apr 24, 2008 2:08 pm
Mood: eager, 877 Views | Harry Potter enters the room and brings his wizard friend and the girl, ALL with their magic wands.
"Mr Potter"...Balty asks: "I need some help getting to a castle and retrieving a LOCK of  from my ONE TRUE LOVE! Can you HELP me?"
"Sure...call me Harry!"
"One thing, -y. There is a FIRE BREATHING DRAGON guarding the castle in the moat that we must cross before we can retrieve the LOCK of from SARAH!"
"WHY is there ALWAYS a fire breathing DRAGON???"
"Maybe you could talk to Ms. Rowling about that."
"Let me ask the WIZARD what he thinks before we go and have a look at this dragon. Anyway, WHAT happened with jesme2006's ? I thoutht you were MARRIED to it."
"I married her but it lives far away in UK and we NEVER consumated the marriage."
"So...HOW do you consumate the marriage to her ?
"She promised to SEND me a LOCK of it but she never SENT it!"
Go to potterspal's blog to read the NEXT installment! | |
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| Terrorist Attacks on Deutschland U-boats |
Apr 11, 2008 10:58 am
Mood: cynical, 1055 Views | | It is remarkable how much formerly undisclosed information continues to be revealed to the public more than 60 years after the second world war ended. Many controversial decisions were made by Allied and Axis forces both during and before the war. You have probably heard about some of the decisions made by Sir Winston Churchhill including the failure to evaccuate civillians fomr a town proior to aerial bombardment in order to avoid tipping off Deutschland that the enigma machine code had been broken. But I recently watched a program on the History Channel that revealed that while the British were providing escorts to American merchant marine convoys across the Atlantic PRIOR to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, U-boats had been torpedoing the English battleships, but did NOT attack any American vessels because neither nation had yet declared war. But American ships began to actively and blatantly attack the U-boats WITHOUT DECLARING WAR first! There has never been any dispute that the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December, 1941 was a terrorist attack because of their failure to declare war first. So...why was this American attack on U-boats without first declaring war never labeled a "terrorist" attack? I am NOT attempting to dispute the need for the USA to come to the aid of her ally in UK. I am ONLY questioning the failure to declare war. Was THIS the Pearl Harbor of the Atlantic? What do YOU think? | |
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| CHOCOLATE! |
Apr 9, 2008 10:32 am
Mood: sweet, 2066 Views | | I just wanted to post a title that would attract EVERYBODY! This is the word that I came up with. I imagine that THIS post gets more views than any of my others. So...chocolate is GOOD! What do YOU think? I drink a LOT of chocolate milk. My diet consists primarily of m&m's. (The chocolate kind...NO nuts inside...exceppt for ME!) | |
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| Sometimes Things Can Get a Little Boring |
Apr 7, 2008 10:52 am
Mood: envious, 1112 Views | | ...so I have decided to take you on a journey into another world where you can experience some sharp emotions vicariously through my writing skills. OK. Close your eyes. NO! Don't do THAT! (You won't be able to READ this then!) Relax. Now forget your personal history and place yourself into the character that I shall write about now, and feel their emotions. OK. The character that YOU are NOW: you are a person who has found your ONE TRUE LOVE! You have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to share your feelings with this person and you KNOW in your heart that today is the day! You gather momentum slowly like a freight train. It has become impossible to stop or even deviate from your plan now that you have set your course. Your heart is thumping wildly in your chest like a coal fired boiler on the verge of exploding. NOW you see the object of your heart's desire standing there so pure...and so perfect for you! You approach this one true love, but JUST BEFORE you reveal your undying love for them...an unseen rival sweeps in under your nose like a hawk! This NEW rival is happy-go-lucky and silly. NOT serious like you. The boy and the girl stand facing each other and they...STICK their TONGUES out at each other. You turn away, then glance back nonchalantly...and their tongues are BOTH still out! But they have moved closer now. "Ok...ok. Not so close!" you tell yourself, willing them apart with the force of your mind. But their tongues are now less than an INCH apart. You can stand it NO LONGER! "PULL 'EM AWAY!!!", you suddenly blurt out. But they don't hear you...or don't pay any attention. In this instant, their tongues TOUCH. Your heart has been pierced. Your ONE TRUE LOVE has been permanently contaminated by this...this RIVAL! Wet slurping and high pitched squeeking sounds assault your soul as you hear them french kissing. They are now both rolling on the floor. His hands are in her hair. Her legs have spread apart and wrapped around him. You know in this instant that you have lost the one true love of your ENTIRE life. There will never be another. There CAN'T be. | |
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