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For beta34
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Jan 12, 2009 9:19 am
Mood: humourous,
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OK, beta34...I have made an adjustment for you. What do you think! I think they need more  .
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How Many People do You Think Have Had Secret Admirers?
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Jan 9, 2009 11:15 am
Mood: hopeful,
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Most of us have had a secret crush on somebody before. Maybe it was a celebrity. Maybe it was a neighbor. Maybe it was a stranger who just caught our eye. But what do you think the odds are of an ordinary person having secret admirers who they never know about. Some of us even had secret crushes when we were rather young. So that child that watches you from the shadows may even have a crush on you. Or that elderly person may have a crush on you. Chances are that if you do have a secret admirer, they are not a model or body builder, but someone quite ordinary. But you never know. Celebrities can have secret crushes too. I can not control who I shall fall in love with. I had a secret crush on Heather because she had very attractive . (Any ladies who would like to confess their secret love for me can do so in their feedbax and I promise not to tell anybody!)
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Where Will YOU be on February 14?
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Jan 8, 2009 11:24 am
Mood: sarcastic,
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OK I just wanted to get the rest of this holiday crap overwith EARLY because I hate this time of year with a PASSION and I JUST want to get to SPRINGTIME! So I was curious how many of you consider it likely that you will spend another Valentine's Day alone and how you might consider spending the day. I plan to spend it like any OTHER day whether I have a girlfriend or not because I think it is a silly and pretentious holiday.
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Today I Predict The Exact Date of my DEATH!
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Jan 5, 2009 9:57 am
Mood: existential,
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I have performed extensive acturarial calculations and have come up with an EXACT date that my heart shall beat for the last time. Herein I intend to expound upon the matter with a sense of great dereliction and profundity. I have attained the advanced age of one half century which is no small feat in itsself considering the obstacles that were near insurmountable. Now, based on my geneaological history, I might expect to live for another ten or 15 years IF I was a non-smoker. Considering my history of tobacco use, and the statistics available, I shall adjust that number downward to perhaps 5 more years. Now considering my diet and my cravings for sugar, i need to subtract 3 years from the number. Then there is the mental state to consider, the predisposition for melancholy and the lack of financial resources, offspring, and other such matters, I have come up with a date after applying ALL of the variables into a complicated but well thought out equasion. My heart shall NOT beat another time after the date of April 16, 2009 expires.
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Help Me Answer This Question, Please
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Dec 29, 2008 10:22 am
Mood: curious,
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When you check the number of votes on the pics in your profile, how can you find out how many are negative votes and how many are neutral or positive? (My legs got MORE votes than my ugly face but you can bet that when I post a pic of my from the BACK that things will be different!)
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My Visit to Hell
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Dec 29, 2008 9:00 am
Mood: remorse,
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Lucifer has graciously invited me to have a look around my future residence and has already made a reservation for me down there, according to a demon who CLAIMS to know him personally. (Demons have been known to lie almost as much as cops, so I am not inclined to believe that he ever met Lucifer himself.) So, I find myself in some unknown graveyard one night when the moon is full and the lighting is adequate for digging. So, we begin to dig next to a tombstone, The demon casts away old bones and shovelfulls of dirt. "THAT wasn't the body that was buried under this tombstone", he muttered. "He is in a steel coffin directly under the gravesite. Those bones are the remnants of an old murder victim!" So the earth begins to become quite slimey and I soon feel myself sucked in. The demon vanished. My chest is being compressed so much that my lungs can not expand. People do NOT realise how much soil actually weighs. Try lifting just one 5 gallon bucket full of soil and THEN imagine being crushed by 50 THOUSAND buckets full of earth all at once! So I begin to sufficate. Then I become very hot. I hear wailing and the gnashing of teeth. At first I feel no pain but then the pain becomes unbearable but I no longer have a body anymore so I can not pinpoint a location for the pain. It is everywhere. And I am completely alone.
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I Barge Into Heaven to Have a Look Around
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Dec 27, 2008 1:07 pm
Mood: profound,
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The plasma field configuration has been calibrated and is ready for launch. My memory and present consciousness have been aligned within the fields and off we go! Racing out of the earth's orbit and past the outer reaches of the solar system as the forward velocity quickly reaches...and then exceeds the speed of light via the 1-bx particles that have been captured and used for limitless velocity propulsion. Reaching beyond the Milky Way Galaxy. and eventually beyond countless other galaxies, there comes into view a core of stars surrounding a circular galaxy larger than all of the others put together and as the core comes closer and closer. I can see brighter and brighter than any eye has ever seen because the candlepower of THIS light exceeds the light output of a thousand super novas. My consciousness can percieve this light without the worry of blindness or heat because of the seperation from the senses and my body which has been left behind. Euphoria builds within the center of my percieved being. I see NO clouds or harps or winged angels here. In fact, I see NO other human bodies here because it would be impossible for them to survive here and they would be of little use. I sense the presense of other consciousness here, though, and the desire to explore the core of the light but I amnot permitted to merge with the core until I can sacrifice my OWN will power. But I can not do that so I can NOT really get INTO heaven but I have observed it from the outside.
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