| CHOCOLATE! |
Apr 9, 2008 10:32 am
Mood: sweet, 2015 Views | | I just wanted to post a title that would attract EVERYBODY! This is the word that I came up with. I imagine that THIS post gets more views than any of my others. So...chocolate is GOOD! What do YOU think? I drink a LOT of chocolate milk. My diet consists primarily of m&m's. (The chocolate kind...NO nuts inside...exceppt for ME!) | |
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| Sometimes Things Can Get a Little Boring |
Apr 7, 2008 10:52 am
Mood: envious, 1088 Views | | ...so I have decided to take you on a journey into another world where you can experience some sharp emotions vicariously through my writing skills. OK. Close your eyes. NO! Don't do THAT! (You won't be able to READ this then!) Relax. Now forget your personal history and place yourself into the character that I shall write about now, and feel their emotions. OK. The character that YOU are NOW: you are a person who has found your ONE TRUE LOVE! You have been waiting for the perfect opportunity to share your feelings with this person and you KNOW in your heart that today is the day! You gather momentum slowly like a freight train. It has become impossible to stop or even deviate from your plan now that you have set your course. Your heart is thumping wildly in your chest like a coal fired boiler on the verge of exploding. NOW you see the object of your heart's desire standing there so pure...and so perfect for you! You approach this one true love, but JUST BEFORE you reveal your undying love for them...an unseen rival sweeps in under your nose like a hawk! This NEW rival is happy-go-lucky and silly. NOT serious like you. The boy and the girl stand facing each other and they...STICK their TONGUES out at each other. You turn away, then glance back nonchalantly...and their tongues are BOTH still out! But they have moved closer now. "Ok...ok. Not so close!" you tell yourself, willing them apart with the force of your mind. But their tongues are now less than an INCH apart. You can stand it NO LONGER! "PULL 'EM AWAY!!!", you suddenly blurt out. But they don't hear you...or don't pay any attention. In this instant, their tongues TOUCH. Your heart has been pierced. Your ONE TRUE LOVE has been permanently contaminated by this...this RIVAL! Wet slurping and high pitched squeeking sounds assault your soul as you hear them french kissing. They are now both rolling on the floor. His hands are in her hair. Her legs have spread apart and wrapped around him. You know in this instant that you have lost the one true love of your ENTIRE life. There will never be another. There CAN'T be. | |
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| Does toneboney Read Your Blog? |
Apr 5, 2008 11:38 am
Mood: bouncy, 1191 Views | | He won't be back until Tuesday so I can sneak this in. When the CAT'S away, the mice will play! He says he's gonna read ALL the blog posts that have been written while he is gone. So...come on, mice! Lets ALL fill the blogs up with SO MANY posts that he will NEVER catch up. | |
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| Tornados in Arkansas |
Apr 5, 2008 10:38 am
1061 Views | | I just got some astounding pics over the wire here sent by ndependentlady43 of what is left just north of Littlerock and there's not much there except for smashed cars and splintered homes. One pic even shows a funnel cloud illuminated by lightning bolts. The weather up here in the mountains has been very cold and boring. There was even sleet (ice pellets) the other day. All I can say is that I WISH I had been in Arkansas to watch those storms. (But seriously here...bummer about all of the property loss and grief down there) And glad to here that Carolyn's house somehow remains undamaged...for the time being. (Tornado season has JUST begun...and May typically has MORE tornados than April!) | |
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| mmmmm Shall I have my HAIR Straightened? |
Apr 5, 2008 9:58 am
Mood: worried, 1036 Views | All of the ladies are either wantin' to cut their  or curl their ! Or maybe BOTH.  So maybe I shall STRAIGHTEN my . If a woman STRAIGHTENS her , then her will look LONGER! The next woman who cuts her MUST send a LOCK of her to me! | |
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| EDGAR CAYCE: What do You Think About Him? |
Apr 4, 2008 10:56 am
Mood: curious, 809 Views | | Ever heard of him? Was he a magician? Was he a prophet? Was he a charlatan? Was his medical advice any good? What do you think about his religious advice? Was he doing the work of the devil? Was he doing the Lord's work? Was he fooling everybody? Was he fooling anybody? | |
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| How to PICK UP a Gay Man |
Apr 3, 2008 2:30 pm
Mood: cheerful, 911 Views | OK. Now I have given advice on how to pick up various ladies of different nationalities and races. Now I shall reveal the best way to pick up ANY gay man!
#1: Get drunk. Gay men can not resist a drunk man who is very happy and silly.
#2: Get some tattoos. Gay men LOVE tattoos. And they love a man who had been in prison.
#3. Skip taking a bath for a few weeks. This will make you attractive to gay men because they enjoy the aroma of another man.
#4: Wear pink. This will send them a signal that you are looking.
#5: Make sure that you are dressed very neat and are clean cut (well...maybe not exactly clean).
Now enjoy my advice here, which I have NEVER tried myself, and don't intend to. Stay tuned for my advice on how to pick up a LESBIAN! | |
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| The Best Tatsting Food In The World! Try THIS! |
Apr 3, 2008 9:30 am
Mood: hungry, 791 Views | | Have you ever tasted something that stod above all the rest SO FAR that it was unforgettable? Do you dream about this food at night? Do you crave it almost as soon as you finish eating a serving of it? There IS an optimum combination of flavours which when combined can make a man (or a woman) hunger for a serving of food SO strongly that even an urge to...go to the bathroom can be overpowered by the urge to eat. But NO one has stumbled upon this magic recipe yet. It could be salty. It might be sweet. It may even be a bit bitter, or even sour...most likely a combination. Now tell me...WHAT kind of food makes your mouth water and STANDS above the rest. (And DON'T just say "chocolate". BE SPECIFIC!) | |
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