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Is this fair? Oct 20, 2007 12:09 am
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APARTMENT ON RENT
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night
with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he
told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have
his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the
payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed
note:

"Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
for $250 with the following note:

" Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to
turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not
blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady
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FRIENDSHIP BTWN WOMEN:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything...

FRIENDSHIP BTWN MEN:
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No time for parents to see kids in today's world..... comment!

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