| My Friends |
Jun 30, 2008 6:37 am
209 Views |  | I'm so happy you are my friend
I thank God for you each day
You are only a e-mail away,
We are friends now until the end.
We may never meet down here
But at the Jordan river we will share.
You are truly one of a kind,
When I talk to God, you're on my mind.
God knew I would need a special friend
I thank Him for sending you my way.
Just know that I love you dearly,
I pray God's love in your heart to stay.
You make my days happy and bright
Sending e-mail across the miles
You always know just what to say,
Your kind words make me smile.
I find strength in good days and bad
And when the clouds are hanging low,
God says, hold on a little longer child,
I'm sending trials to help you grow. |
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| Business proposal...... |
Jun 30, 2008 6:28 am
185 Views | John wanted to have sex with a girl in his office? But she belonged to
someone else?.
One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you
a Ksh1000 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO.
John said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for Ksh2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said 'The bastard used coins'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed! | |
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