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TOOTHBRUSH!!!!noma Aug 15, 2008 12:49 am
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A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead of explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?" The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth.

FRIENDS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND
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Have a Blessed Day Aug 8, 2008 6:00 am
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A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'

The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
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GOD WILL DO THE REST Aug 6, 2008 12:15 am
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I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today,
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way...

His love is always with you
His promises are true,
And when we give Him all our cares
You know He will see us through.

So when the road you're traveling on
Seems difficult at best...
Just remember I'm here praying
And God will do the rest.
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Loving couple Jul 15, 2008 10:08 am
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An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 40 years and clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names' The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 5 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'
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My Friends Jun 30, 2008 6:37 am
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I'm so happy you are my friend
I thank God for you each day
You are only a e-mail away,
We are friends now until the end.

We may never meet down here
But at the Jordan river we will share.
You are truly one of a kind,
When I talk to God, you're on my mind.

God knew I would need a special friend
I thank Him for sending you my way.
Just know that I love you dearly,
I pray God's love in your heart to stay.

You make my days happy and bright
Sending e-mail across the miles
You always know just what to say,
Your kind words make me smile.

I find strength in good days and bad
And when the clouds are hanging low,
God says, hold on a little longer child,
I'm sending trials to help you grow.
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Business proposal...... Jun 30, 2008 6:28 am
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John wanted to have sex with a girl in his office? But she belonged to
someone else?.

One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you
a Ksh1000 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO.

John said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for Ksh2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said 'The bastard used coins'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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Read this question, come up with an answer.... Jun 22, 2008 7:05 am
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Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, *including me *. *

** A woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing' , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.



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Question: *What is her motive in killing her sister?

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Answer: **She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again**

If *you *answered *this *correctly *, you think like a *psychopath *.



This was a test by a famous *American Psychologist *used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested *serial killers *took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
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The Movie of Our Life May 22, 2008 10:23 am
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In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.

The stage is all ours,
so let's put on a good show.
We act these roles so well,
but they will never know.

Shakespeare seems out of date,
Romeo and Juliet got old.
Baby they have nothing on us,
so let our story be told.

We write romance scenes,
like forever had no end.
It all comes so natural,
with an amazing girlfriend.

We've only gotten started,
the end is far from now.
Nothing can break us up,
not even a broken vow.

People watch the notebook,
is that all Hollywood's got?
Girl, you and me alone,
make those scenes look hot.

They'll write a story one day,
and a movie to go with it.
Just get us to act it out,
It would be the greatest hit.

We may never be Hollywood's hottest,
Brad and Angelina will be in the past.
It will last as long as their careers,
but baby you and I will forever last.
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Love Recipes May 22, 2008 10:11 am
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Love Recipes are designed to romantically inspire your partner. They symbolize love and have an aphrodisiac effect. Enjoy!

Brownie Kisses - Hmmm...!

Caviar Kisses - Show your sweetheart that you care

Chocolate-dipped Strawberries - Makes 1 pound of sweet love dessert.

Chocolate Surprise - Oh, yes indeed!

Coconut Kisses - Just try it.

Exotic Love Tea - Mesmerize your partner....

Hot Buttered Rum Mix - Makes 12 servings.

Love Letters - Well, just try it...

Red Velvet Ice - Although served frozen, it is heart-warming.

Romantic Heaven - Oh, enter the realm of sweet dreams....

Romantic Cheesecake - Well, the name sayd it all

Sweet Dreams Soup - Oh! Yes.
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Sweet Dreams Of Love May 22, 2008 9:57 am
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I keep thinking of you and I wish on a star that, somewhere, you are thinking of me, too!

Sweet dreams of love, of us holding each other tight and whispering the essence of our loving beings...

And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be than here in my room, dreaming about you and me!
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