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Posted:Apr 15, 2012 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2012 7:47 pm 9127 Views
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OMG havnt been on this site like forever im always playin games anyway golfing season is startin raring to go with my hubby, having another grandbaby in August which makes it 6 grandbabies keepin me very busy
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Hi
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Posted:Apr 19, 2010 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2012 8:07 pm 9698 Views
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Hi this is BunnyB1968 I,m back from a long absence from FF, well life is ok started golfing enjoy it, so be busy this summer golfing and fishing my two favourite hobbies.
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Sex
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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 6:13 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 4:2 am 9496 Views
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both Have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and You are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is
when you have been with your partner for a long time.Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is
when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex. This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called Social Security Sex. This when you get a little
each month. But not enough to live on.
Hhehehehehehe
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MAX
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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 6:00 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2009 6:05 pm 9499 Views
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We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine.
MAX
Her job is to bitch, and mine is to give her a reason
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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AND MAXINE SAYS.....
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THE UGLY FROG
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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2010 6:26 pm 10004 Views
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!
She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK
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hi there
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Posted:Jan 15, 2009 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2009 2:19 pm 9975 Views
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Well doing great rite now, my granddaughter started pre-school she is 2 rite now her birthday is on sunday the 18th, anywho later ppls
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hello
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Posted:Jan 14, 2009 4:39 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 4:2 am 9446 Views
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I everyone Happy New Year back again how is everyone doing?
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PMS ?
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Posted:Nov 8, 2008 7:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2009 4:32 pm 9987 Views
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Q:
How many women with PMS
does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!
I'm sorry.... What was the question?
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Lemons
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Posted:Nov 4, 2008 7:04 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 4:2 am 9776 Views
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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
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