| THE PORCELAIN GODDESS |
Jun 26, 2008 12:08 am
768 Views |  | I understand that an opinion of the seat up or down on the toilet, dunny, john, largely differs between men and women.
Most men don't seem to care one way or the other just what ever is easiest for them. Most women on the other hand want at least the ring down and some like me want the lid down also.
Now the men folk in my household rarely put down the ring let alone the seat, but as they have their own bathroom this is usually not a problem, but on occasion when one of them has it occupied they do run into mine to use it. There in lies the problem.
In the middle of the night I occasional awake with the need to visit my restroom. I roll out of my bed and stumble into my bathroom, still 3/4th asleep I know the way no need to turn on a light. I hurry in and plump my self down to relive my self. When I suddenly come wide awake, my body in shock as my hinney goes down down and my feet leave the floor my legs in the air as my back side comes in contact with the cold water. The urge and need to urinate has completely left my mind. Now Women are not known for their upper body strength. So getting out and up can be a problem for a lot of women. Luckily I was on the gym team and years of practicing on the uneven parallel bars have given me more than most. So I am able to worm my way out, and get my feet back on the floor. OK I'm sopping wet and now I have to think did the male who left my seat and ring up even bother to flush. So now I have to take a bath. After the bath I still can't head back to my snug little bed but have to clean up the mess my plunge into the stool has made.
So guys think about your friends lovers, wifes mothers and daughters next time you leave the seat up.
So let's here from all you guy's and gals whats your opinion. |
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