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Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck Jun 2, 2008 10:16 pm
Mood: amused, 657 Views
Ok I posted a serious post so it's time for a joke or two.

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

A Redneck Retaliation

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

Hope they give you a chuckle or two.

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THE MISSING FEMALES Jun 2, 2008 9:27 pm
Mood: shocked, 626 Views
In 1979 the Family Planning Commission of China implemented
the One-Child Policy as a solution to over population.
Although designated a "temporary measure, "
it continues a quarter-century after its establishment.
The policy limits couples to one child. Fines, pressures
to abort a pregnancy, and even forced sterilization accompanied
second or subsequent pregnancies. The rule has been estimated
to have reduced population growth in the country of 1.3
billion by as much as 300 million people over its first twenty
years.

So what effect does this policy have on the male/female
ratio? The lopsided male-female ratio in China caused
by sex-selection abortions is worsening, pushed up to
120 men for every 100 women, a government newspaper says.
The problem can be traced to continuing strong son preference,
rapidly declining and then low fertility, and the availability
of various means to achieve the desired sex composition
of children, or the desired sex of an only child. This has
led China to a "Care for Girls" program with
financial incentives for those who produce daughters.

Generally speaking, the Chinese have favored sons over
daughters, partly because the culture has not valued women.
But there are also practical reasons. In rural areas where
hard labor means survival, sons are usually stronger,
and daughters leave home upon marriage and their labor
benefits the husband's family. So when farm families
are forced to limit their families, they may try to make
sure ensure that they have sons. If an ultrasound reveals
that a fetus is female, the woman may abort. If a female infant
is born, she may be killed or sent away for foreign adoption.
Part of what China faces now are the consequences of a two-decade
attempt to engineer the Chinese family. The proposed remedy is to introduce yet another program
of social engineering this time with the seemingly benevolent
goal of increasing respect for girls. But Chinese social
control does not have a benevolent history. Those who view
the "Care for Girls" program in such a light
should remember that the one-child program was first applauded
as progressive and voluntary by many Westerners. The ultimate folly of the "Care for Girls" program
may well be that it is unnecessary. Simply by becoming scarce,
girls have become more highly valued. With a new appreciation
of their importance to society, the role of women in China
seems poised for redefinition. The Chinese government
can best help that process by letting nature take it course.

So the question is what do the excess men do for wives? There
have been many instances of women being kidnapped then
sold for wives, and even some women auctioning them selves
off as a bride.
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