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THE HILLBILLY VASETOMY Dec 2, 2007 1:29 pm
Mood: mischievous, 700 Views
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
"6" "7" "8" *&^*KABOOM*&^*
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PET PEEVES Dec 2, 2007 9:58 am
Mood: contemplative, 623 Views
Ok we all have them you know you do. So how about sharing? Mine are: People who are never on time, call me old fashioned but to me when you make me wait your telling me your time is more valuable than mine so please please don't keep me waiting. Getto slang sup is short 4 supper or to eat hehehe. Talking about your self in the 3rd person.
well those are mine so how about yours?
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The Lobby Nov 29, 2007 12:24 pm
Mood: aggravated, 663 Views
I realize i am new to friend finders but wonder if the lobby chat room has always had abusive people and if it's true wonder how others have dealt with it. You can ignore the offender but you still know whats going on as you see the responses of the people being attacked. So how do we make the chat rooms a fun pleasant place to meet people?
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ff's membership Nov 28, 2007 10:05 pm
Mood: thoughtful, 676 Views
how successfully has you friends finders membership been in making new friends or finding that special some one how about sharing your experiences
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Fishing and Hunting Nov 23, 2007 5:09 pm
Mood: adventurous, 663 Views
Ok as an out door's girl i love to fish and while i don't hunt i do eat game others have shot. So what's your opinion on hunting and fishing?
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