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ANNIE Jan 1, 2008 7:52 pm
Mood: romantic, 702 Views
This is my favorite song in all the world. John Denver's first marriage was to Annie Martell of Sleepy Eye, Minnesota. Annie was the subject of his much-beloved hit "Annie's Song", which was written by Denver during a hike in a state park near New Ulm, Minnesota. . I think it is probably the most beautifull love song ever written.

Annies Song

You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again

Come let me love you
Let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter
Let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you
Let me always be with you
Come let me love you
Come love me again

You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again
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NEW WORDS Jan 1, 2008 7:30 pm
Mood: weird, 562 Views
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Here are this
year's winners:

1. Intaxication:

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation:

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.):

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy:

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.):

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti:

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm:

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte:

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis:

Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis:

A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon:

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.):

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido:

All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect:

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.):

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.):

The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus:

A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
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TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR GUYS Jan 1, 2008 7:23 pm
Mood: giggly, 510 Views
TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR GUYS
WHILE PLAYING GOLF AND/OR
TAKE A LEAK IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM

Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

Form a loose grip.

Keep your head down.

Avoid a quick backswing.

Stay our of the water.

Try not to hit anyone.

If you are taking too long,
please let others go ahead of you.

Don't stand directly in front of others.

Quiet please!...
while others are preparing to go.

Don't take extra strokes.
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WILD AND FREE Jan 1, 2008 7:15 pm
Mood: devious, 457 Views
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

One morning he looked into the mirror admiring his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over, with the exception of his penis.

So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, completely undressed himself, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.

Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with the cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied: "Look at that--
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
And when I got to be 70, I forgot about it.

Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
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PLEASE DON'T DRIVE Dec 31, 2007 2:20 pm
Mood: mischievous, 501 Views
signs when a woman should call it a night

You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someones ass and honestly believe that you could do it too.

In your last trip to pee you realize that you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

You start crying and tell everyone you see that you love them soooooooo much.

There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it look exotically sexy.

You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping cart.

You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

You fail to notice the toilet lids down when you sit on it.

Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

You're soooooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

You begin leaving the buttons open on your fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink

You take your shoes off because you really believe its their fault that your having problems walking straight.
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A Bit Of Trivia Dec 30, 2007 10:27 am
Mood: devious, 535 Views
Just something different. I will post the answers in the first comment, for those that would like to try and answer these. Please have fun.

1. What is the largest lake in the world?

2. what is the deepest lake in the world?

3. What is the capitol of Australia?

4. What is the highest waterfall in the world?

5. What 2 states in the US have diamond mines?

6. Who was the first American woman in space?

7. Where does the running of the bulls take place?

8. What was the first country to give women the right to vote?

9. What is the most densely populated country in the world?

10. Who was the only American president to have been a King?
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REDNECK HUMOR Dec 29, 2007 8:22 am
807 Views
Are you tired of my redneck jokes
yes post something else
no keep um comen
yes and please stop posting anything
5 Comments, 15 votes
REDNECK CHURCH Dec 29, 2007 8:19 am
Mood: amused, 616 Views
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... the finance committee
refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because>
none of the members knows how to play one.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... people ask, when they
learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass
or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... when the pastor says,
"I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys
and two women stand up.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... opening day of deer
season is recognized as an official church holiday.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... a member of the
church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "! It
ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!)

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.. the choir is
known as the "OK Chorale".

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... in a congregation of
500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... Baptism is
referred to as "branding".

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... high notes on the
organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... people think
"rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... the baptismal pool is
a #2 galvanized washtub.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... the choir robes
were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's
Barbecue.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the collection
plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... the minister and his
wife drive matching pickup trucks.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... the communion wine is
Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink"

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.... "Thou shalt
not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if.. the final words of the
benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya heah"
God Bless and don't fergit ta say yer prayers, ya hear?
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Happy Birthday Me Dec 27, 2007 7:52 pm
Mood: contemplative, 720 Views
Well tomorrow is my birthday another year has came and went. The big 31 and what have i accomplished. I would like to think i have in some way influenced at least one of my student in a positive way. I know my brother appreciates the time I have spent helping him raise his boy's with him on the road as an over the road trucker.
I would also like to think that I have grown as a person, I know learning that no one has to live up to my moral values and standards but my self, has been a hard lesson to learn. Some things about my self I know I don't want to change fighting for the under dog, seeing the beauty around me in nature, my compassion for others, and my sense of humor.
So I don't have every thing I thought I wanted at 21, I have things I value more.
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Practice Safe Sex Dec 27, 2007 12:44 pm
Mood: naughty, 627 Views
1. Cover Your Stump Before U Hump

2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker

3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy

4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout

5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner

6. You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong

7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It

8. If You Think She's Spunky, Cover Your Monkey

9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize

10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter

11. She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick

12. If You Go In Heat, Package Your Meat

13. While You're Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis

14. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member

15. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker

16. Don't Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool

17. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection

18. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil

19. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her

20. No Glove, No Love!
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