| Two black eyes Johnny |
Jun 11, 2008 4:25 pm
71 Views | Little Johnny was sitting in class, head bowed low with a cap trying to hide the embarrassment of two black eyes.
Only to be exposed when he had to turn in his papers in to the teacher.
The teacher gasps and has to inquire of how Johnny got the two black eyes.
Johnny's reply:
Well the first black eye I received when I helped Sister Agnes out by pulling her dress out of her rear-end when she stood up to worship in church service.
The teacher say's, 'Oh! Then how in the world did you receive the other black eye?'
Little Johnny says, 'Well, I guess Sister Agnes liked it so much that I tucked her dress back in for her.'
Guess you're not supposed to mess with people while they're worshiping the Lord. | |
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