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    <title>FriendFinder Blogs: WhatsTheBeef?</title>
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    <description>Not for Hindus ... just kidding. Random thoughts, comments on anything that takes my fancy. Strictly a my opinion only &amp; if you do not like, don&#39;t read, agree to disagree &amp; go away happy. No flames, (flamers OK), request for photo/green card/webcam action etc please.[COLOR darkblue][/COLOR]</description><item>
      <title>Milk of Indignation</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_98404.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>Feminists everywhere are probably going to lynch me for saying this but ... what bollocks.OK, of course, breast feeding is a wonderful thing. Between mother and child. But it should not be inflicted</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:11:47 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Brazilian Waxing Unlyrical</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_98378.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>This is bloody cruel, I say. It's not enough that women typically suffer from extreme anxiety over the state of their bodies when they have to put on their bathers ... they had to start attacking a l</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:41:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Small Balls, Big Faux Pas</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_98373.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>And people wonder why I am nervous about speaking Chinese or Korean.Most of my language skills are self-taught. Learnt laboriously through a bizarre combination of comics, kungfu movies, books, dicti</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:50:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>You Don't Mess With The Movie</title>
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      <description>I guess I am too used to watching movies inflight or in the relative peace of my room. I seldom go to the cinema and if I do, it is always on impulse and at the last minute.So, I have forgotten how a</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:36:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Gated Communication</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_98292.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>Although it's been a long time since I left the industry, I still keep tabs on it as best as I can. Past occupational hazard meant that I read this article and then verified that it was not a hoax.It</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:29:12 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dance Shoes At Dawn</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_98040.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>So I visited a pole dancing studio today. It was a novel experience and actually the place kind of looked and smelled like an aromatherapy spa. Except there were these poles everywhere.The studio ow</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:52:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Poleaxed Potential</title>
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      <description>It's a strange life I lead. I have been invited to visit a new dance studio today. Which is not strange in itself as I am constantly in dance studios. Except that this is a pole dancing studio.Paus</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:33:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Hat Prick</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97850.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>This is beyond sick and asinine. It's like when you catch your husband in bed with another woman and he asks for clemency citing the fact that he used a condom out of concern about your well-being.Ex</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:35:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>You've Been Served</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97802.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>This was apparently served to a woman in a noodle stall in Singapore.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:34:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>High Rising G-String of Death</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97800.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>It's finally happened. G-strings can maim.No, not because they will floss in unmentionable places and cause further expansions of certain body cavities as accused by some naysayers.But because they c</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:01:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Korean Engrish</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97798.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>Buying T-shirts in Asia can be rather entertaining. You see a nice one that is well-constructed and tailored (read: makes you look hot) and then you read the words in the front. Or back, sometimes.W</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:27:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Letter to S</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97337.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>I apologise for the rambling. Please ignore if you are short of patience or time.Dear SI miss you. I missed you today. I missed you tonight. And I will miss you tomorrow.I am going to nag you now.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:09:12 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Can't See For Tears</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97296.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>It is with a hollow, bitter laugh that I bow my head to the fates.Someone once mentioned they do not believe in fate, destiny or coincidences Neither did I. But I have noticed a recurring coincidenc</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:11:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Ryan</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_97203.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>It's a lonely walk down the long corridorThe walls radiate back the iceCaked around a fearful heartHelpless hands hugs the arms closerImitating the need to clutch onto life slowly seeping furtherEach </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:05:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Cinderella Syndrome</title>
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      <description>I have an unprecedented problem. I can't find shoes my size. You would think living in Asia that they would have shoes small enough to fit me. But I went shoe shopping today and came back empty han</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:17:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Expectations &amp; Footy Camaraderie</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_96935.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>It's a city I am not as familiar with. Perhaps that suited me as I find myself strangely reluctant to be in company recently. The demands of people on my time and attention irk me and it is with a sl</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:47:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Guaranteed to Upset MM</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_96849.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>This woman, aka Maxi Mounds, just entered the Guinness World Records. No guesses what for. Her measurements are 36MMM and weigh 9 kg on each side. The rest of her details are mounted on her comp car</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:07:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Rats - One Day Special</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_96846.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>Testing ... 1, 2 ...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:34:12 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Blinkers</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_96757.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>Reading someone's (read Bribook) post about jealousy set me thinking.Yes, scary thought.I am a rather insensitive person, I reckon. It's not that I do not care about other people's feelings ... it's </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:26:46 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Flowers of Doom</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/14809/post_96744.html?pid=p9814</link>
      <description>I guess I am luckier than some girls. I get flowers fairly often ... relative to most women. It's part of the perks, if you call it that, of my job. People give you bouquets after a performance. S</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:35:07 -0800</pubDate>
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